smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(lets mind go blank...)
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Forum Fight!!!!
- Thread starter marth-fan92
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smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(must escape this machine........ this machine is to dangerous for mankind........ must be void of all thought........)
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
Oh, Christ, TAL, for the love of Jebus, DON'T FREE HIM.
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(phew!) that was close! that machine is EVIL!!! (buries machine remnants) this kind of technology is TOO DANGEROUS for mankind! so as a smashfan i'll recall it and it won't bring harm to our fair threads again...
(calls lotus eater company) hello, lotus eaters inc.? i'd like to report a complaint. the lotus eater machine constantly fizzles whenever i'm in PARADISE!!!
call taker: "(demon voice) oh, we'll get to work on that right away!"
no, you don't understand. RECALL THAT MODEL!!! it fizzles, it trapped me, and plus it's a threat to society as we know it!!!
call taker: "oh, then there's nothing to worry about!"
NRRRRRRRRGH!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!?!?!
call taker: "(wimpy voice) AAAAH!!!! okay okay okay!"
(much later)
tv reporter: "and so earlier today, the lotus eater machine was recalled for technical difficulties, and lotus eater inc. was shut down..."
(tv clicks off)
(bops MPH's eye)
BOP!
(calls lotus eater company) hello, lotus eaters inc.? i'd like to report a complaint. the lotus eater machine constantly fizzles whenever i'm in PARADISE!!!
call taker: "(demon voice) oh, we'll get to work on that right away!"
no, you don't understand. RECALL THAT MODEL!!! it fizzles, it trapped me, and plus it's a threat to society as we know it!!!
call taker: "oh, then there's nothing to worry about!"
NRRRRRRRRGH!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!?!?!
call taker: "(wimpy voice) AAAAH!!!! okay okay okay!"
(much later)
tv reporter: "and so earlier today, the lotus eater machine was recalled for technical difficulties, and lotus eater inc. was shut down..."
(tv clicks off)
(bops MPH's eye)
BOP!
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
He's still talking to himself in there. That failure.
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
Who cares? It's not our problem....so anyway...
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
*slaps MPH*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(brain registers that i'm sinking)
(floats up coughing)
what the H*LL WERE YOU MOTHERF**KER B**CHES THINKING?! MACHINES LIKE THAT SHOULD BE F**KING OUTLAWED!!! i've never seen a bunch of b**ch-s**tters p*ss me off SO MUCH!!!!!!!! you guys are out of your F**KING MINDS!!!! you know what i see when i look at you all? MOTHERF**KERS!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW I SUSTAIN MYSELF IN THESE CONDITIONS!!! I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR S**T LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just take your s**t, and STAY OUT OF MY F**KING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(walks away)
B**CH-S**TTERS!!!!
(floats up coughing)
what the H*LL WERE YOU MOTHERF**KER B**CHES THINKING?! MACHINES LIKE THAT SHOULD BE F**KING OUTLAWED!!! i've never seen a bunch of b**ch-s**tters p*ss me off SO MUCH!!!!!!!! you guys are out of your F**KING MINDS!!!! you know what i see when i look at you all? MOTHERF**KERS!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW I SUSTAIN MYSELF IN THESE CONDITIONS!!! I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR S**T LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just take your s**t, and STAY OUT OF MY F**KING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(walks away)
B**CH-S**TTERS!!!!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(ignore this, posting glitch)
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
Lol you fail.
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
just SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!!
(walks away)
(walks away)
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
I'LL SAY YOU F**KING DID!!!
(just stares with an angry expression)
(just stares with an angry expression)
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
Why are we talking to him?
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
Great point. *throws smash into another LEM and activates it*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(machine explodes, it doesn't work on p*ssed-off people)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
(head is on fire)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
(head is on fire)
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
*gets behind shield* His idiocity broke the machine!
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
*rushes into machine fastly*
WEEEEEE!
WEEEEEE!
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
*works on an LEM machine* A few new changes and...
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
JUST F**K OFF!!!!!
(sits on a stump, extremely mad)
(snarls)
(turns stump around)
(sits on a stump, extremely mad)
(snarls)
(turns stump around)
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
Bam! It's an Extremely Safe Capsule! Now it's unopenable and will keep the person inside alive forever!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(breaks soda can on TheAceLucario's face)
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!!!!
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!!!!
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
HOW'S ABOUT A LOLLIPOP OL' SPORT!
*pulls one out and offers it to smashfan*
*pulls one out and offers it to smashfan*
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
I'll just need to do some tests. *gets inside but doesn't close the door, starts hitting things with wrench*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(cleans ears with lollipop)
(shoves MPH_G&W away) GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BUG, B**CH-S**TTER!!!!
(shoves MPH_G&W away) GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BUG, B**CH-S**TTER!!!!
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
Oh, pfft, you're welcome. You know I could start seeing people as their avatars and make you a useless lamp, but I'm TRYING to be nice.
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
*grabs hammer and continues working on it* It should be working.
StinkomanFan
Smash Lord
*hooks up laptop to capsule* Don't shut the door while I'm in here, or I'll be stuck here forever...
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