Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*police arrive, they knock on MPH's door*

 

[Dru2]

no smashfan? this is madness! wait, no.....THIS IS SPARTA! *Ganon Ftilts MPH*

 

[smashfan666]

(still floating there calmly, without thought...)

 

[Tacel]

*Turns SmashFan666 into a banana*
*Slices SmashFan666 in half*
Looks like someone is a BANANA SPLIT!!!
...Smell that?
...Crickets...

 

[smashfan666]

(reforms, still floating, but awake... BRIGHT FLASH!!!)

*bright flash ends... i have a new avatar...*

wh... WHAO!!!

(pulls out a seemingly poorly-made gun, but i fire it & it evaporates an entire door)

woooooooaaaaaaaaaah.......

you guys are in DEEP TROUBLE NOW!!!

(chases after TAL, firing from gun)

 

[MPH Deku]

TAL, smashfan is in the Lotus Eater machine now, where he can do whatever he wants in his mind without bothering us. Please don't disturb him.

 

[smashfan666]

(hears that)

!!!

(turns off mind again, envisions myself as the red magnet pictured... and dropping you all on a conveyor belt to a crusher... with no escape... and all the while "Worthless" is playing in the background...)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*respawns* Man is he pathetic.

 

[Tacel]

Now all I have to say is begin.

Wait a minute...








...he hasn't said, "Begin" yet!

 

[MPH Deku]

And he also didn't spell Forum correctly...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Good point....*vandalizes title* Fixed!

 

[Tacel]

...Now it says ur oFF might...

 

[StinkomanFan]

No! You're off might! *chuckles*

 

[Tacel]

...OH HO HO! You got me!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*vandalizes sign again, after which it says "The Game"* Wait.....FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU *goes to fix it*

 

[Tacel]

*Plays song of healing and fixes sign*
Hahah. That's cool. Isn't it MPH G&W?
*Looks around for MPH G&W*
Uh oh...
*Looks at ground and sees a MPH G&W Mask*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*picks up mask* Looks like there's a spy around here.

 

[Tacel]

*Takes mask and puts it on, turning into MPH G&W*
Oh look! I'm MPH G&W! *Does bad impression of MPH G&W*

 

[smashfan666]

*is still the magnet, picking up all the users & dropping them onto the conveyor belt to the masher*

L.E.M.-generated blargy: "(nearing the masher) stop! NO! PLEASE!!!"

(crunching noises, blargy is now a cube)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*laughs, makes a smash mask and puts it on* Oh look at me! Obey me! Im cool! Blah, Blah, blah!

 

[Tacel]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
It is funny because it is true.

 

[smashfan666]

(picks up stinkomanfan & TAL, then drops them on the conveyor belt)

LEM-generated TAL: "we're gonna like all those cars in that one movie with the talking appliances, aren't we?"

LEM-generated stinkomanfan: "yeah... AND WITH SUCH A COOL SONG (referring to Worthless) PLAYING!!!!"

(TAL & stinkomanfan are CRUSHED INTO CUBES!!!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

So, now what do you wanna do TAL? Wait I know! *throws corrosive acid at him*

 

[Tacel]

Absolutely SPLENDID idea! *Follows suit*

 

[StinkomanFan]

God this is fun! *tosses random beaker*

 

[smashfan666]

(everything around me is going all static-y)

WHAT THE FU-

(BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!)

(everything then reverts to what i was doing)

(drops Rukako onto the conveyor belt, somehow alongside elucifur)

LEM-generated elucifur: "there ain't nothing you can do about it!"

LEM-generated rukako: "pardon me while i PANIC!!!!"

(both are squashed into a cube)

 

[Tacel]

*Fills water gun with corrosive acid and shoots is at him*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*face is melting off* Oh I'll get you for that! *throws acid filled water balloon at TAL*

 

[Tacel]

ACK!!!
*Falls over and stops breathing*

 

[smashfan666]

(picks up TAL again & drops him on the conveyor)

LEM-generated TAL: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE A RAW METAL CUBE!!!"

(TAL is squashed into a cube again)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*laughs* I win! *looks at smash in the LEM* Look at that idiot, mumbling to himself.

 

[Tacel]

*Spits acid in Stinkoman's face*
Hahah! Gotcha!
*Insert acid pun here*

 

[StinkomanFan]

OW! *crying* God that's painful!

 

[smashfan666]

(drops everyone onto the conveyor belt, afterwhich they are all squished into a cube by the masher)

i think the Magnet in that movie really took pleasure in smashing cars that nobody gives a s**t about anymore... and those cars were just so emo... that whole SCENE was emo!

 

[MPH Deku]

Quit bothering smash, you....wait, what am I doing here?

*waves at TAL with MPH mask on*

Uh....hi?

 

[smashfan666]

(all of it sizzles away. now just a black space) i can't believe i still remember that old movie! though i remember the A/C having a more gruff voice... in the scene i'm watching on youtube he sounds he could be in his 20s!

A/C on youtube video: "y'know something, you're a pretty bright little lamp..."

O.O see what i mean?

........man, i can't believe how DARK that movie is compared to it's sequels...

 

[Tacel]

I'm confused with the references.

 

[MPH Deku]

...is he talking about The Brave Little Toaster or something? =/

 

[Tacel]

...is he talking about The Brave Little Toaster or something? =/

That's the first thing that came to my mind, but is that the right movie?

 

[smashfan666]

(about as p*ssed off as the A/C) YES!!!!

(turns into the air conditioner and blows up)

(turns back to normal)

(shudders) i can't believe i even KNOW about that!

i can still remember when the A/C blew up, a couple things from the forest scene, the part when they were all sinking, the scene with them all in the workshop, the part with the cave, the junkyard scene, and some of the end.

i also kind of remember a clown nightmare... but my favorite by now is probably the junkyard!