Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

(EATS EVERYTHING)

(slightly garbled voice) don't think i won't post a really big image again!

And don't think I wont report you again.

 

[smashfan666]

(BRAINSNAP!!!!)

well... back to me eating everything

(eats MPH and EVERYTHING ELSE WITHIN A RADIUS OF OVER 9000!!!!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

A blob? You're just reusing 50's movie plots. Also, I doubt you ever had a brain.

 

[MPH Deku]

...within a radius of over 9000 nanometers.

*fails to eat me*

And why are you so intent on eating ME? Sorry, I'm not really into that.

*leaves him*

 

[smashfan666]

(cuts right through the ground and eats the earth's core)

(world gets cold... water parts... fishes die... animals run rampant... and other bad things...)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*facepalm*Earth doesn't work that way.

 

[MPH Deku]

(cuts right through the ground and eats the earth's core)

(world gets cold... water parts... fishes die... animals run rampant... and other bad things...)

...*facepalm*

 

[smashfan666]

(all logic breaks... everything goes all insane)

(eats a random flying pig)

 

[MPH Deku]

*puts smashfan in the Lotus Eater Machine, where he can do all his stupid **** without interupting us*

 

[StinkomanFan]

So anyone game for a game of failure? Way to go smash! You won!

 

[smashfan666]

(eats lotus eater machine)

(begins eating everything and is about the size of the empire state building by now...)

 

[MPH Deku]

*watches smashfan who is sitting there mumbling to himself*

And that's the beauty of the Lotus Eater Machine. Anyone in it can do anything they want within their own mind and wont even be able to tell it's just an illusion. He can't leave unless we let him.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Finally! We are free! *cries bloody tears of joy*

 

[smashfan666]

(wakes up and is angry)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(EATS LOTUS EATER MACHINE, FOR REALS THIS TIME)

 

[MPH Deku]

So what do you wanna do now that he's taken care of, Stinko?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I...I don't know, I'm just so happy!

 

[smashfan666]

(is even angrier)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(LOTUS EATER MACHINE BEGINS DISSOLVING!!!!!!)

 

[MPH Deku]

We could go get a coffee....y'know, without the threat of being eaten or getting decapitated.

 

[smashfan666]

(turns off mind, figuring it's the only way out)

 

[MPH Deku]

*looks at smashfan, who had stopped mumbling*

Did he kill himself?

 

[StinkomanFan]

But this is the forum fight thread. *hits MPH with a revolver*

 

[MPH Deku]

I'll take that back, thanks.

*yoinks revolver and headshots Stinko*

 

[smashfan666]

(mind still turned off)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wow! So that's what that feels like!

 

[smashfan666]

(relaxes... lets mind go blank...)

 

[MPH Deku]

Huh, you lived? Hmm....

*shoots self in head*

*falls over*

 

[StinkomanFan]

****! *kills self with spear*

 

[MPH Deku]

*gets up*

Wow! That WAS exhilirating! .......Stinko?

*looks*

Stinko.....?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*twitches a bit*

 

[MPH Deku]

Uhh.......CPR!!!

*slams fists into his chest*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*coughs up spear*

 

[MPH Deku]

*gets out alarm clock*

*sets it*

*throws it at stinko's head*

GET UP, TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ah! Oh god i'm going to be late!

 

[MPH Deku]

Hurry up and get dressed! I made you toast, your backpack's on the table.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*grabs clothing, toast, and backpack* Bye!

 

[smashfan666]

(mind still off... void of all thought...)

 

[MPH Deku]

Bye-bye, honey!

*watches him go*

He didn't even kiss me goodbye....WAIT, WHAT THE HELL. NO. WHAT AM I SAYING? I'M NOT HIS MOTHER.

*runs out and punches stinko in the gut*

I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*collapses* I'm aware of that, dad! *bus pulls up running over my head*

 

[MPH Deku]

*watchs his head get crushed*

...and I'm not your dad either. Now what am I gonna do with the body....

*poses it and puts it out in front lawn*

 

[smashfan666]

(mind still empty & thoughtless... body still calm & motionless)