Forum Fight!!!!

[★Malik★™]

*walks in*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

✿*walks in*✿

✿*Sees Damon Gant and runs out*✿

 

[smashfan666]

oh shoot, is this a bomb??? *pounding screen* LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! (and it goes on)

 

[Neo Exdeath]

This time, it's personal.

*Hijacks the ROFLcopter with Snake's weaponry and garb*

 

[Tacel]

*Reaches falling ROFLcopter and holds it up*
Zokey, now what?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

✿*Frozen in fear due to Gant's stare*✿

umm....Hi ;O_O...

✿Holy crap, he takes an even longer pause to talk on Smashboards ;;O_O✿

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*Reaches falling ROFLcopter and holds it up*
Zokey, now what?

*is still on the ROFLcopter*

*equips it with smart bombs, then flies off*

 

[Malek]

*The ROFLcopter spits Neo Exdeath out again, and drops all smart bombs on him*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*grabs jetpack*

*files out of range of smart bombs*

*re-hijacks ROFLcopter and superglues doors shut, so it can't spit me out again*

 

[Tacel]

*Punches hole in ROFLcopter and pulls Malek out*
*Sparta Kicks ROFLcopter into Hell*
...Was someone in there?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

✿*Fires Lazaah at TAL* ✿

✿Meme warz xD✿

 

[Tacel]

BUT I FIGHT FOR MY FRIE---*Get's Shoop Da Wooped*

 

[Malek]

*The ROFLcopter opens a trapdoor that drops Neo Exdeath, and flies back to me.*
No.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

✿You tried to divide by zero though!✿

 

[Tacel]

0 / 0 = ...*Sparta Kicks self into Hell*

 

[Malek]

*Fishes TAL out*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*reveals that he had planted bomb in ROFLcopter that will explode in 1 second*

*turns into a really awesome unkillable lich from going to hell*

 

[Malek]

*The ROFLcopter already spat out said bomb*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*puts bomb back in ROFLcopter and superglues it shut*

 

[Malek]

*Bomb is a dud*
The ROFLcopter is now gone, no more messing with it.

 

[Blargy]

*walks in*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*Bomb is a dud*
The ROFLcopter is now gone, no more messing with it.

Finally, we can end me using a Deus Ex Machina to blow it up and you using a Deus Ex Macina to save it.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

*walks in*

*Silently slits throat and walks away casually*

 

[Malek]

Finally, we can end me using a Deus Ex Machina to blow it up and you using a Deus Ex Macina to save it.

Story element duel.

*Silently slits throat and walks away casually*

Thank you good sir.

 

[★Malik★™]

*walks in again*

who died?

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*shoots Malik*

You.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

*shatters Neo's skull with a baseball bat*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*uses Curaja on self*

*summons Bahamut to scorch S.O.L.I.D*

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

*Kills Bahamut with a wrench*

 

[Malek]

Oh wow.
A Dragon.
Original.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*summons Odin, who promptly uses Zanketsuken to kill S.O.L.I.D*

*casts Reflect on Odin, for good measure*

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Nah man Odin was already dead. I killed him earlier.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

When?

Also, there's plenty of Final Fantasy summons. This is just the beginning .

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Oh, back in the day.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*summons Leviathan, who has Auto-Life cast on him*

*teleports S.O.L.I.D to a ditch with a closed dome over it*

*forces Leviathan to fill the ditch with water, so S.O.L.I.D drowns*

I'm evil, ya know?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

*Teleports to Africa*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*Nukes Africa*

 

[smashfan666]

*get's out of the bomb, with a much duller expression on the mask i wear (i.e. eyelids lowered)* starting now i will just go straight to attacking, and barely ever talk, except until i reveal my true intentions of what i plan to do on this forum... starting... NOW! *uses machine gun on Malek (who is still in the bomb)*

 

[Malek]

*get's out of the bomb, with a much duller expression on the mask i wear (i.e. eyelids lowered)* starting now i will just go straight to attacking, and barely ever talk, except until i reveal my true intentions of what i plan to do on this forum... starting... NOW! *uses machine gun on Malek (who is still in the bomb)*

That post makes no sense.
You are now cut out.

 

[smashfan666]

*breaks everything* THAT'S IT!!! YOU'VE FORCED ME TO BRING ON THE BIG GUNS!!! NO MORE HATING ON THE PEACEKEEPER! TIME TO PAY THE PIPER!!! I'M CALLING RESETTI!!! *plays mr. resetti's theme on a horn, he pops up after i finish*

Mr. Resetti: alright, what is it this time?

i didn't want it to come to this... but they're forcing us to do that thing we've always wanted to try...

Mr. Resetti: !!! you don't mean!!!

oh, yes i DO mean...

(i fuse with resetti)

both of us (fused as mr. resmashi666): WE ARE ONE!!!

(a dark, evil version of resetti's theme plays as i come out of the ground wearing resetti's clothes, and with his nose)

GRAAAAAAAAAARGH!