Forum Fight!!!!

[Mewtario]

*pops out of nowhere and grabs hold of smashfan's neck*

 

[smashfan666]

ACK! *half-choked* i didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice! {may the ruler of all Shy guys forgive me} (REMOVES MASK!!!)

 

[★Malik★™]

*gasps*

(10k people in the audience gasp)

 

[Malek]

*Stands up from the crowd*

FOR THE LULZ! I SHALL FIGHT!!!!

*Takes off randomly into the air on a jet pack*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*shoots smashfan in face*

 

[smashfan666]

*puts mask back on* uh... *pulls out sniper* (perfect arnold shwartzenegger impression) SAY 'ELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!!! *shoots Exdeath*

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

*quarters tocador*

 

[Malek]

*Lands on a giant piece of cheese that is 2 centimeters tall*

 

[UberMario]

YOU'VE MADE A CHEESE PANCAKE!
















*Malek Explodes Randomly*

 

[Malek]

*Ubermario explodes to reveal me*

CHEESE PANCAKE!
*Noms*

 

[UberMario]

LOL You ate yourself

*Spontaneously counts to ten*

 

[Malek]

*Randomly ducks**

 

[UberMario]

*Randomly posts in a lot of Forum Games*

 

[★Malik★™]

*randomly eats 10k MnMs.*

 

[UberMario]

*Eats 10k MnMs without becoming overweight, unlike poor 800-pound Malik*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*pulls bullet out of chest* *posts in funky colors*

 

[★Malik★™]

^ whoa.

am i high? wait wah-? i don't weigh 800 pound.

haha i weigh 120 pounds

=)

 

[Malek]

I weigh 145. I WIN!

 

[★Malik★™]

not really.


we're playing golf

i'm the smallest so i win. hehehee

 

[Malek]

REALLY!?
*Swings*
*Gets a hole in one*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*Hijacks the ROFLcopter while Malek is playing golf*

 

[Malek]

*Roflcopter spits out Neo Exdeath and flies away*

 

[smashfan666]

*summons more Shy guys* Shy guys... ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Takes one Shy Guy's mask off*
Holy...

 

[Malek]

*The Shyguy has the awesome smiley as a face*

 

[smashfan666]

Shy guys! pile on TheAceLucario and Malek! *calls for 1,000,000 more Shy guys* PILE ON THEM!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Looks down at Shy Guys attacking legs*
Stap at! That tickles!

 

[smashfan666]

it's working! keep it up, guys!

 

[Malek]

*Stands on a table*

 

[Tacel]

Ok, hehe, I'm serious, hehe. Stop, hehe, it. STOP!
*Kicks away Shy guys*
*Uses Tree Magic*
*Raises hands and roots shoot out of the ground and skewer all of the Shy Guys except for Paul*

 

[smashfan666]

Shy guys! FORM!

(3 Shy guys form a leg, and 3 more form another, 11 Shy guys form an arm (8 as the fingers, 2 Shy guys per finger), and 11 more form another, 10 Shy guys make up the body, and i'll form the head)

all Shy guys (including me): GIGA-GUY!!! (grabs TAL)

 

[Malek]

*The Shy guys randomly explode*

 

[smashfan666]

*giga-guy re-forms and re-grabs TAL, oh, and grabs Malek,*

 

[Malek]

*The shy guys fade away into nothingess*

 

[Tacel]

*Falls asleep*
zzzzshyzzzguyszzzztoozzzzzzeasyzzzztozzzbeatzzz...

 

[smashfan666]

that's it... (re-forms giga-guy, grabs a large flamethrower, uses flamethrower of malek, throws him in his ROFLcopter, destroys the controls, and uses the flamethrower to seal the doors and such on the ROFLcopter) let's seeya get out NOW! (realises i'm trapped with him, and disengages giga-guy) oh, well how are we gonna get out?!

 

[Tacel]

What to do... what to do...

 

[smashfan666]

*pounds on door* 39 Shy guys and a ROFLcopter pilot trapped in a broken ROFLcopter here! Hurry Up!

 

[Malek]

That is not a ROFLcopter.

 

[Tacel]

*Whistles and Acified Donkey Kong appears*
*Jumps on ADK's back*
I'm a-comin'!