Forum Fight!!!!

[Tacel]

Why am I a woman now? *Trips over potted plant* Stupid turtles...
*Orders another drink*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*faints *

 

[Tacel]

*Pours bucket of coffee on Stinko*
Wake up... maid... shoe polish... cucumber are... birthday... a vegi table...
*Faints*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Narrator: *also drunk* the next murning.

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes up*
*Rolls Stinko over*
Wake ap... wake ap...
...WAAAAAAAAAKE... AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*groggily* Who's that? *see TAL* AH! AH! AH! AH!

 

[Tacel]

*Orders Stinko coffee*
*Looks at shadowy person in corner*
Whosat?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*breathing heavily* Dude, you scared me.

 

[Tacel]

Woah... where did Frank go?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I think he *looks outside* Where's my car?!

 

[Tacel]

FraaaaaAAAAAAAANKKK!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

That jerk got us drunk and stole my car! Why I otta give him a piece of my mind.

 

[Tacel]

Not only that! He stole The Death Orb that can destroy the universe!
...But he also stole your car!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wait, death orb?

 

[Tacel]

Yeah. I kinda keep it on the table next to my bed... kinda.
Now lets go get your car!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*facepalm* Why do you keep it in such an open place!?

 

[Tacel]

What? Do you honestly expect me to keep it in that glass case over there that has security lasrs?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes, actually. :/

 

[RuNNing Riot]

*Summons the Castle Crasher Crew and exacts medieval revenge upon the crooks of the car and Death Star with chainsaws and Dragon swords*

 

[Tacel]

ONOZ! It's Frank!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Crap! *hides behind counter*

 

[RuNNing Riot]

The combine harvester? Just run out of the gate, you'll be fine.

EDIT: Actually, I have no idea who Frank is. Am I about to get beaten to death?

 

[Tacel]

*Grabs Coffee Machine Gun and shoots Frank*
DI-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

The combine harvester? Just run out of the gate, you'll be fine.

EDIT: Actually, I have no idea who Frank is. Am I about to get beaten to death?

Yes. You might want to cover your face

 

[Tacel]

It's also easier for us and you if you don't squirm like that.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*aims arrow* Stop moving

 

[Tacel]

*Raises hands and bends fingers*
*Tree Magic makes roots rise out of the ground and hold prey still*
There!
*Shoots energy out of sword at prey*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shoots arrow* Say goodbye to your head ****er!

 

[Tacel]

*Jumps on to prey's shoulders and rips off prey's head*
WOODALOODALWOO!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Walks in* Sorry I've been gone for a few days. Just taking care of a zombie infection in my hometown.

*Looks at headless body falling at feet*

Wow, I didn't even have to do anything for someone to fall. COOL!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Dude, you might want to duck!

 

[★Malik★™]

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeee EATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-A new challenger appears!-

Mclena45

Attacks everyone with a 9001 ft long sword made of light.

you spelled it wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnngg



what's up everyone?

*reads stinko's post.*

*ducks also*

oh s***

 

[Tacel]

 

[StinkomanFan]

Geez, that arrows taking forever....

 

[Tacel]

*Throws severed head at arrow*
*Head gets stuck on arrow*
Why isn't the arrow stopping?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I have no idea.

 

[Tacel]

I don't think anything's going to stop it...
Oh no!
*Ducks*
*Arrow shoots through my top hat*
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

It must've took you forever to unlock that!

 

[Tacel]

Whyyyy???
!!!
*Runs for arrow and grabs it*
*Snaps arrow*
Hahaha!!! I wiiin! I wiiin!

 

[StinkomanFan]

The only hat I ever unlocked was this stupid baseball helmet