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[COLLAPSE="West veridian forest..."]
Chrysalis: ...so where to next?
Smashfan: The best course of action at this point would be to round up all the other fighters in this area.
Chrysalis: I hope they're all allright...
Xiroey:
*snickers* sounded pretty convincing there bugsy...
Chrysalis: What was that Xiro?
*Xiroey jumps*
Xiroey: Huh? I didn't say anything! Did you say anything?
My, it sure is hot out here! Who's for some nice cold tea?
Charizard: (Cold... tea...?)
Xiroey: Welp. We had better get going. Gotta go round up the troops!
Yess sir... Troops for the rounding...
*Xiroey marches off in some random direction*
Crysalis: *sighs* Does he even know where he's going?
Smashfan: I'd imagine not... but then again neither do we.
Chrysalis: You're the one who insisted on parking the ship OUTSIDE the forest!
Mari: Guys...
Chrysalis: Oh, so sorry, what is it Mari?
*Mari points to Xiroey who is still walking off on his own*
Xiroey:
Troops troops troops...
Smashfan: You know, I never did entirely understand that guy...
*Gliscor raises his hand*
Gliscor: So... are we not getting any tea?
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*Xiroey stops abruptly and salutes like a statue*
Xiroey: Troops. We have arrived at our location!
*The rest of the group emerges out of the trees and bushes looking very unamused*
Chrysalis: You know, at first it was entertaining... But i get the feeling he's just been leading us around in circles...
Smashfan: You and me both...
Say, wasn't gliscor with us a moment ago?
*everyone looks back and sees Gliscor face planted on the ground*
Gliscor: Just go on without me...
I'm too tired to walk...
*Charizard walks up from behind Gliscor and grabs his claw*
Charizard {Dragging him along} Come on bud, lets not waste time...
*Gliscor lets his body go limp and allows charizard to drag him*
Gliscor: Thanks Char...
Charizard >.> Don't mention it.
*At the waterfall everyone comes to a halt. Charizard drops Gliscor's claw and lets it fall to the ground*
Gliscor: Ow...
Smashfan: So, any reason you've chosen to stop here? As far as I can tell, theres not a soul in sight.
Xiroey: STOPPING FOR TROOPS! AS COMMANDED! SIR!
Smashfan: Wait... Wha--
*Before Smashfan can blink, Xiroey vanishes from sight, and sudddenly he's in his face*
*Smashfan jumps*
Smashfan: Dude, don't do that! What exactly are you doing leading everyone around in circles. We don't have any time to waste!
Xiroey: You...
Smashfan: (What now...?)
Xiroey:
COURT MARTIALLED!
Smashfan: Have you been taking nut lessons from Granny Smi--
*Smashfan vanishes in an orb of darkness and his retort is cut off*
Chrysalis: What--
Xiroey, what on Earth?
*Mari appears behind Chrysalis*
Mari:
Goodbye~
*Mari's necklace flashes and Chrysalis and her horde all vanish as well*
Gliscor: {Still lying on his face} I can't see... Did something just happen?
Charizard:
Quick, on your toes Gliscor. Looks like our suspicions were right after all...
Gliscor: What suspic- AHH!
*Mari runs up to Gliscor and grabs him by the neck. The two of them fly up into the air and out of sight*
Charizard: Gly!!!
*Charizard looks down and sees Xiroey giving him a salute*
Xireoy:
SARGENT! YOU HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT!
Translation?
You're going to die~
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[COLLAPSE="At the waterfall..."]*Gliscor and Mari having a fiery duel in the air*
Gliscor: (No way, any human should be able to fly this fast... For that matter, no way any human should be able to fly!)
*Theres a brief pause in the battle as both sides reach a stalemate*
Mari:
You know, for a scrawny deformed bat... You're not half bad...
Gliscor: You're not so bad yourself...
Mari:
Yes, I think you'd make a fine trophy to remember.
Gliscor: {Sweating} Uhm... Trophy?
Mari:
I suppose your claw will do...
Gliscor: M-my Claw?
I like my claw...
*Mari uses a mock-soothing tone*
Mari:
Aww, dont worry I promise it won't hurt...
Gliscor: Oh of course not. It's not like ripping limbs off is PAINFUL or anything!
Mari:
Oh it totally is~
Gliscor: Wait, didn't you just contradict--
Mari:
Among all the agony I'm about to put you through. I doubt you'll feel a thing!~
Gliscor: ...
*Gliscor calls down to charizard*
Gliscor: Hey Buud!
*Chairzard dodges Xiroey's sword, and comes in with flaming
Dragon Claw*
Charizard: WHAT?
Gliscor: Can we switch?
Charizard: Swi-- What!?!
Gliscor: This girl scarry!
Charizard: What are you talking about, you've handled tougher opponents than her before!
Gliscor: Yeah, but only because they couldn't keep up. Her speed simply isn't human!
Charizard: Well then just use your Rock Polish!
GLiscor: Use Rock Poli--
(Hey, why didn't I think of that?)
Mari:
You done?
Gliscor: Uhm... No? :D
*Mari's necklace glows and her arms and legs Ignite with Purple flame*
Mari:
Well you'd best get serious...
Otherwise you're going to die.
Gliscor: (Scarry...)
This had better work buddy!
*Mari vanishes*
*Gliscor's body glows*
*Mari makes it right in Gliscor's face before he has a chance to move*
Mari:
Too slow.
*Mari stabs her arm right through Gliscor's chest*
*Charizard looks up and sees his best friend get slaughtered*
Charizard: Noo!!
*Mari removes her arm and Gliscor falls to the ground*
Xiroey:
Too bad about your friend there. Don't worry though, you'll be with him again soon enough..
*Charizard's tailflame ignites in brilliant white flame*
Charizard:
I'll kill you for this...
*Xiroey coccks his head*
Xiroey:
Dude, the red text is our thing... Get your own col-- *gak*
*Charizard slugs Xiroey in the stomach with a force strong enough to shatter a wall*
Charizard: Feindish human...
*Xiroey falls to the ground and doesn't move*
*Mari floats up in the sky in a chair of her own creation*
Mari:
Wow, I'm impressed. That rage!
Charizard: I'll see to it that you burn for what you've done to Gly!
Mari:
Big words. But maybe you'll reconsider. After all, someone like you could be of use to us...
*Charizard's body starts glowing an oddish blue color*
Charizard: No...
Mari: What was that?
Charizard:
Don't you EVER compare me to you do you hear!
[Charizard used
Dragon Dance]
Mari:
I'm going to enjoy this...
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