Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[Muhti]

*Muhti and Gary start walking towards the Elite Four with Muhtis team:

Torchic
Metagross
Venusaur
Braviary*

Gary: Say, where'd you get that suit?

Muhti: Uhh, Megamans Father built it

Gary: Didn't he die?

Muhti: ......

Gary: Well?

Muhti: Yea... Yea! It's strange.

Gary: Whatever you say man

*Both finally reach the building*

Gary: So why are we here?

Muhti: Becau-

Random man: WHAT'S THAT?!

*Everyone looks at the sky*

*A meteor starts falling out of the sky, turning the sky into a deep red*

Gary: Wha-What's going on?!

Muhti: I don't know! Run in-

*The meteor hits the Lucious Pokemon World, and starts setting everything ablaze as the meteors impact "ring" passes through*

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="My Main Story... Which is also the side story... So it's technically the side story. But more Main... Yesh."]*Pant*

Can't take much more of this...

His attacks... Fighting this guy is a total gamble...

Dojo Master - Lucario: Watch your opponent Gengar.

Gengar: (Like I need thsi guy to tell me to --

Oh Crud.)

* Gengar looks back just in time to see a big fat fist heading straight towards his face.*

The room lights up with bright yellow sparks

Xiroey: Come on Gengar are you even trying anymore?

*Gengar manages to pick his self off the ground, then resumes a battle stance inside the fighting ring.*

Gengar: {Panting heavily} Darn it to heaven Xiroey. You and that stupid new technique of yours.

It was bad enough when I had to worry about getting hit with that OP Luster Purge attack, but now an attack you can't dodge?

*Cid speaks in hushed tones over to Lucario*

Cid: You sure it was wise to pit Gengar up against Xiroey so early on...

He's only just recovered from that incident several months ago...

*Lucario raps Cid lightly on the head*

Lucario: Hush Cid.

Just watch. It's impossible to tell the outcome of a match for sure so early on. Lets wait and see if Gengar can't pull out one of his usual last minute surprises.

Gengar: (It's no good... Xiro already knows all of my surprises by heart...
It's already bad enough that he has a Shock Wave based attack that I can't dodge...

But that luster Purge too lower my defenses if I try to block...

There's no way out of this...)


Cid: {Whispering} You know old man...

Gengar isn't looking too hot out there.

It might be night time for us to call the ma-

HEY!


*Lucario raps Cid on the head again*

Lucario: Hush... Watch.

*Xiroey taps his foot impatiently on the ground*

Xiroey: No hard feelings bud.

But while you're just standing over there staring off into space, I'm going to go ahead and finish this match up.


*Gengar wipes away a nose bleed*

Gengar: {panting} Don't count me out... just yet...
This match a'int over... till one of us hits the ground.

Xiroey: {shrugs} Fair enough.


Xiroey rushes toward Gengar again

Already used to the routiene, Gengar resumes his battle stance and waits

Xiroey: This last one is for the match!

*Xiroey comes in with a wild overhead kick

Gengar catches it right in his hands, and immeidately, his entire body starts getting attacked by angry blue sparks.


Somehow, Gengar manages to grid his teeth and hold on...*


Cid: Hmm?


Gengar: Enough of these silly roulette games of yours.

I think it's good time we put this match to rest.

Xiroey: ( **** Gotta untangle fast!)

Gengar: Sweet dreams Buddy


*The blue sparks suddenly stop attacking Gengar's body.

Gengar lets go of Xiroey's leg and his friend stumbles back and falls to the ground*

Gengar: Should have been... more careful... in your approaches...


Cid: *Clapping* Good show Gengar. Good show! I knew you'd pull through in the end. There was never any doubt!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- OW!!!

*Lucario hits Cid in the head perhaps a bit harder than probably necessary*

Lucario: Truly impressive display Gengar. You did well considering you've only just regained your sight!

Gengar: Yeah... But for what it cost me tho--

Lucario: -inturupts- But you might want to take a second look over at your friend over there.

Always make sure the job is done before you turn away.

Gengar: No bother... I hit Xiro with a Hypnosis strong enough to take down an Ele... phant...

He's standing behind me isn't he

Lucario nods

Gengar: ****

*Gengar ducks over to the side just in time to avoid another of Xiroey's infamous blue kicks*

Xiroey: Safeguard.

Takes care of pesky status effects every time.

Gengar: Real slick of you.
Pretending to be knocked out like that.

Xiroey: I learned from the best.

Gengar: Touche.

Xiroey: Shall we finish this then?

Gengar: After you."friend".

*Xiroey suddenly vanishes from sight.

Then reappears right behind Gengar and makes to grab for his back*

Gengar: You're going to have to be a lot faster than that!

*Gengar melts into the floor before Xiroey can grab hold.

Caught in his own momentum, Xiroey continues to stumble forward and falls*

Xiroey: That was careless...

*Gengar re-materializes on Xiroey's back*

Gengar: You know, the floors pretty cold today. You'll catch your death if you just lie around all day.

Xiroey: Can it! Fuzzy.

*Xiroey rolls over and swats Gengar away.

But his fist goes through nothing and Gengar's image vanishes into mist*

Xiroey: (Double team...)

*Xiroey jumps back to his feet*

Xiroey: (Where are you...)

Xiroey notices the air suddenly go hazy purple.

realizing a little too late, Xiroey inhales a lung full of the stuff and doubles over in pain



Gengar reapears out of Xiroey's shadow*

Gengar: Looks like your SafeGuard has worn off.
Caught you in my Toxic. Your minutes are numbered old friend...

Xiroey: Cheap trick.
Have you forgotted I know Refre--

*Gengars eyes glow bright blue and his body starts swirling with bright white sparkles*

Gengar: {Yawns} Snatch...

*Xiroey takes one arm from around his stomach and points it directly at gengar.*

Xiroey: Eat Icy Wind.

Jerk.


Cid: Am I the only one who finds it odd that they're both calling out their attacks--

LORD HELP ME LUCARIO IF YOU HIT ME AGAIN!!!

*The flurry of cold air misses Gengar, and he manages to get right in Xiroey's face.*

Gengar: Hi.

*Xiroey entire body goes unresponsive*

Cid: Oh nice... Mean Look.

Lucario: Now you're doing it, Cid.

*Cid crosses his arms and pretends to look indignant*



--back in the ring--



Xiroey: (Cant... Move...

Not good.)

*Gengar takes his sweet time to savor in his victory.*

Gengar: Welp.

You put up one heck of a fight mate.

But this is it.

Veno--




Lucario: {!!} EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!!

[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="The side story which is ALSO a side story."]

--Location: Mushroom Kingdom: Yoshi's Island--


Yoshi: Do the test Gliscor!

Charizard: Do the test Gliscor! ^^

Cheif Yoshi (a.k.a ThunderFoot): Do the test--


Gliscor: OKAY!! OKAY!!

Geeze, let me focus...

Gliscor stares with intense focus...

At a giant plate of roasted cheep cheep

*Gliscor clinches his claws hungrily*

Gliscor: Today. I conquer you, O' Mighty plate of fish...

Thunderfoot: BEGIN!

--on the sidelines--




Ant: I have the wierdest boner right no--

Smashfan666: NO. JUST NO!!!!

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE... YOU PLAYED YOUR PART...

BUT YOUR PART OF THE STORY IS OVER!!

THAT JOKE IS WAY OVERDONE!



NOW LEAVE!!!



*everybody stops and looks at Smashfan*

Smashfan666: *waves everyone away* Yeah yeah, don't mind me. Our stories haven't converged yet.

You guys just get on with you wierld little eating contest...


Discord?


Discord: {Dressed in a Chauffeur's costume} Your cloud awaits Missiur

*Smashfan steps onto the Chocolate cloud and they fly off*

Smashfan: Cmon man, is the fancy gettup really necessary?

Discord: *bows*


Just figured I'd make your exit more dramatic...


[/COLLAPSE]

 

[mars16]

all by phone.....

This is why Cursive writing is out of schools

 

[mars16]

*meanwhile*

Its good to be going back home (going through portal)

*they made it but...****

WTF!!!

*Stinkoman on ground badly beat (possibly dead)*

What the hell is this?

Asora: I.. I dont know, but I since alot of energy clashing from over there in that area..

wE.. we can chack that out later, i have to go home first... if its still there.

*5 minutes, mars see's that his house is destroyed*

........Wow, was its really mine Im not sure. But I now one thing I lived in it and *sniff* I hate this world.

Asora: I wonder were the girl is

I really dont care right now, LOOK AT MY HOUSE!!

*meanwhile*

 

[Mari]

Mari: OK. Final level. One life left.

Magolor: It is time...

Marx: For the combo breaker.

Kirby: Poyo! Now!

( Everyone prepares to do a mega ground pound on the button.)

All while mashing buttons: Gogogogogoogogoogogogo COMBO BREAKER!!!-

???: What are you all doing?

(Everyone turns to find Meta Knight and Galatica Knight behind them)

Marx: Pause the game, Mari.

Mari: The Star rod?

MK: Back where it belongs. Everyone should be sleeping peacfully from now on.

GK: And look who I found Following us.

(GK brings out a sack and out pops a little witch with a paintbrush.)

???: I thought you Knights were suppose to be nice to ladies!

Marx and Magolor: Sup, Drawcia.

Drawcia: Sup, boys.

Kirby: Wait, you all know each other?

Drawcia: Us Villans like to keep tabs on each other. Hey, are you guys playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii?

Mari: Uh...Yeah.

MK: You all should be training.

Marx: We did that all last weeK! And nothing's Happening. No forum fights, no evil masterminds, nothing!....I actually kind of like it that way!

Mari: Don't get too relaxed. Next thing you know, were all going to be neck deep in another adventure-

-WARNING! METEOR DETECTED! IMPACT TIME: 10 SECONDS!-

Mari; Case in point...

MK: Everyone brace yourselfs!

Magolor: Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?

Drawcia: Your not the only one...

 

[mars16]

*maenwhile*

Asora: What now Mars

We find some people we now, hopefully there not all dead.

Asora: What people?

You now, Smashfan, Retro and Zim and alot of other Wierdo's, Hinata.

Asora: Hinata!!!

*RUUUMMMBLEE*

Asora: Damn what was that?

I dont now, but I dont want to find Out! lets get to cover

*They hide low under some ledge near Mars destroyed house*

*Walking out of dark smoke, it is Dark Ryu and Wesker, not only them but Dry Bowser, Giovanni (from Pokemon) and.... good just a bunch of evil Mother Fu***ers*

Damn they look strong, wiat they probably destroyed my house!! Lets fight them.(Gets ready to attack but pulled back by Asora).

Asora: You sicko, Us to against all of them! will loose for sure.

But, theyh probably killed all of are friends.. Smash fan, Xiroey, Hinata.

Asora: Well we cant let are selfs get killed, lets lay low, and try to figure out whats going on first.

Your.. your right.

*meanwhile* or not*

 

[Muhti]

*Muhti slowly awakes from the impact, looks at the debris surrounding him, and finds three crushed pokéballs. He picks up the undamaged one and releases the Pokemon, Torchic*

Torchic: Torchic! (Hi!)

*muhti laughs and admires the little Pokemon*

Muhti: You're lucky you didn't see that

*Torchic looks around to see the damage*

Torchic: *Starts weeping a little*

Muhti: It's okay....

*Muhti picks up Torchic and puts him in his coat pocket, they started walking past dead bodies, then they found Gary*

Muhti: Hes dead... *Starts tearing up*
We'll survive Torchic.

Torchic: Torchic! (Yes we will!)

*Muhti starts running now to Oak Lab*

*Muhti walks by the collapsed lab*

???: HELP!!!

*Muhti runs to the voice and pulls the man*

???: Why thank you

Muhti: No problem Oak, so um...

Oak: He's dead... *Starts kneeling* He was a good boy...

*Muhti walks to Oak and pats his back*

Muhti: I know...

*Oak gets up and wipes his tears*

Oak: So many good people died today. And I know who I know who did it.

Muhti: Who?!

Oak: Kefka's Charizard

 

[Mari]

Drawcia:...Whoa...

Mari: No...Smashfan, Muhti...

Marx: Xiro...Gengar...Sonic...All gone...

Magolor:....Wait...Didn't Sonic say he was going home today?

Mari: Your right! Maybe...He's still alive!

Marx: ...Hello? Sonic? Boy, Am I glad to hear your voice!

Kirby: Hey, When did you get a cell phone, Poyo?!

Marx: Found it.

MK: I highly doubt it...

Marx: Shhhtt!....Your what? Near Nutty Noon? We'll be right there!

Mari: Ask him if he's with some other surviors!

Marx: Sonic, Is someone with you? Sonic? Hello? Damn it! I lost signal!

Magolor: We have to find surviors. I'll take Drawcia and Galatica Knight on the Lor.

Mari: Me, Meta Knight and Marx will search The rest of DreamLand on The Halberd. We'll All meet up on the Fountain of Dreams.

Drawcia: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! I didn't agree to do this!

Marx: Well, We could drop you off, Oh say, On that Flameing crater over there?

Drawcia: Uh...Sounds Like a plan to me!

Mari: Good luck, Guys.

Magolor: You too.

 

[smashfan666]

(the cotton candy cloud car stops at the ruined canterlot castle)

canterlot castle.

discord: "*sigh* i remember when this place once flourished... green skies... checkerboard grass... buffalo dancing in tutus... bunnies with long legs grazing in the fields of carnivorous french fries..."

...anyway, where is it we're to start?

discord: "at canterlot tower, of course. one princess still remains..."

tragically, luna's no longer in the equasion...

+a reprise of Viva la Vida by Coldplay+

(princess celestia is looking on at the ruins of canterlot as the band Coldplay sing of her sorrows via semi-original parody musical number)

coldplay: "i used to rule the world, subjects would bow when i gave the word. now every day i just stow away, from the foes that we used to slay."

(flashback to points in the series. first the windigo attack 1000s of years ago, then the present times battles with nightmare moon, discord, then finally with the siege of changelings during the royal wedding. and how the conflicts were resolved)

coldplay: "they once were terrified, every time friendship met their eyes. i'd cheer my faithful student's way, for a hero she was, that's what they'd say. one moment our world was calm, next the kingdom began to fall, they'd shattered all we once had preached. i tried to fight back, but my power was leeched."

(back to present day events, princess celestia looks away and walks down the hall, opening the protected case with but one element of harmony remaining; the element of magic)

coldplay: "i gaze off into the darkened skyline, deep red clouds blocking out my sunshine. don the last element left and wield, a charm that once forced all my foes to yield. i hope one day that madness ends, and everything turns for the better. i felt much more aloof, when i ruled with a caring hoof..."

(flashback to when everything started going downhill for the world of smashboards, as many various foes are attacking canterlot, killing off the royal guard and bystanding ponies, as well as most of the element bearers; rarity, rainbow dash, applejack, and twilight sparkle)

coldplay: "it was the haters and the parasprites, they offed the guard in their wrath and plight. pegasi being pounded down, yet with all of my strength i stood my ground. cerberus lets out his desperate woofs. families broken at my hooves, while chrysalis sat back and chilled. why was it that i wasn't killed? i gaze off into the darkened skyline, deep red clouds blocking out my sunshine. don the last element left and wield, a charm that once forced all my foes to yield. and if this conflict should leave me slain, i know queen faust would call my name. better to stay and fight, that was when i ruled in light..."

(back to the present, celestia is back to looking at what remains of canterlot and whatever remains of equestria. the vision goes through history in discord's original reign, early equestria, frozen equestria, peaceful present-day equestria, the previous overtake of the villains, and the destroyed present-day equestria)

coldplay: "i gaze off into the darkened skyline, deep red clouds blocking out my sunshine. don the last element left and wield, a charm that once forced all my foes to yield. and if this conflict should leave me slain, i know queen faust would call my name. better to stay and fight, that was when i ruled in light... oooo-ooooo-oooohhhh... oooo-ooooo-oooohhhh... oooo-ooooo-oooohhhh..."

(discord and i appear next to celestia. discord is tearing up)

discord: "that was... *sniff* DEEP..."

princess celestia: "*sigh* it's hard to believe this desolation happened in just a few months. "

i'll say. the bad guys can sure do a number on society when they get their heads in the game.

discord: "it's really quite boring..."

princess celestia: "my family... my subjects... my friends... i thought i could protect everypony... i was wrong. all i've protected is the last of the air we've breathed in those final moments..."

...anyway, princess. we're recruiting anyone who's still alive so we can actually fight back.

discord: "we're just as sick of this doom and gloom as you are. i'm more for madness and hilarity, not dead bodies stinking up the place!"

we'll need all the help we can get, princess. YOU need at the help you can get! a few alone is hardly sufficient to battle the evil forces...

princess celestia: "...count me in, smashfan. the destruction of equestria was the last straw!"

discord: "au contraire, celestia. (flashes a bendy-straw into hand) THIS is the last straw!"

princess celestia: "enough puns, discord..."

discord: "c'mon. if you were me, you'd just have the need to get it all out of your system, too!"

ANNNNNYWAY, straw-related jokes aside, we should get going.

princess celestia: "agreed. what's our next destination."

discord: "oh, you'll find out. i'm about to take us there!"

(discord summons a rocket we use to blast to... somewhere...)

discord: "(yelling over the sounds of the rocket's thrusters) WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A CUT THROUGH YOUTUBE, SO BE PREPARED FOR A LOT OF INTERNET MEME VIDEOS! AND SOMEONE KEEP AN EYE ON THE SPEEDOMETER! IF WE HIT 88 MILES PER HOUR, WE'RE GONNA START SEEING SOME SERIOUS SH**!!"

(the rocket speeds off)

 

[Grizzlpaw]

--Location: Johto: ??--

In a daze...

Xiroey: Unnngh... My head...

What-- Did I just...?


Voices: Shauntal look the kid is waking up! Somebody call a doctor stat! Where's Wes and his Espeon when you need him--

Xiroey: Voices...?
Am I--

Is this home...?

*Blacks out*




-- Some Time later:--

(???): Soooo... Just wondering, Who is "Mari".

*Xiroey suddenly starts awake.

He tries to bolt upright. But then something holds him down and binds his limbs in place.

Xiroey has a moment of complete and utter freak out before he realizes the identity of his attacker*

Xiroey: {Calms down} Bed sheets?

(???): Tell me, who is this "Mari" person you were just mumbling about? Is she cute?

Xiroey: GAAH!

*Xiroey nearly jumps out of his skin as he notices the person sitting by his bed for the first time*

*the person giggles.

Xiroey's vision finally clears well enough to see, and he realizes its a girl.
And a cute one at that*

Xiroey: {Goes totally red in the face} Uhm... W-Who are yo--


(A Different Voice): Shauntal, give the man some room he's obviously been through a lot.

*Shauntal turns away from Xiroey to greet the mysterious newcommer*

Shauntal: Oh hey there Wes, time to check up on the patient again I suppose?


















[glow]

Wes
has joined the brawl​

[/glow]

[glow]

Shauntal
has joined the brawl​

[/glow]

​

*Wes ignores Shauntal's greeting, and instead walks over to Xiroey's bedside


He fixes Xiroey with an oddly intense stare that makes him feel extremely uncomfortabe*

Wes: How are you feeling?

Xiroey: YES SIR!--

I mean...

I-I'm fine.
Uhm, do I know you two?


*Wes says nothing, and instead turns over to Shauntal and asks her a few questions*

Xiroey: O--kay, This isn't the least bit weird.
Wonder where I am anyway--

Wes: SO.

*Xiroey jumps*

Xiroey: Meep...

Wes: Shauntal has just informed me that you were brought here from Sinnoh. Am I correct?

Xiroey: Sinnoh?

*Xiroey thinks on it for a minute*

Xiroey: Uhm... I don't know.
Why?

And why in good heavens is she staring at me like that!?!

*Shauntal quits staring at Xiroey and instead pretends to focus on a small book in her lap.*

*Wes ignores the exchange*

Wes: It's to expected...
Shauntal.

*Shauntal puts the book down and stands up*

Shauntal: Yeah? What is it?

Wes: Go fetch that strange pendant for me would you?

*Shauntal appears to ponder on it for a minute*

Shauntal: Okay~

But only because you asked Nicely.

*Shauntal walks out of the room

Wes walks away from the bed and over to a small desk on the other side of the room*

Wes: {Talking dramatically with this back turned} Several weeks ago, our renascence team uncovered you lieing beneath a ton of rubble.

It was remarkably close to the blast site, so we were surprised your body was kept so well intact. Our stragegists theorized that debris from the fallen buildings must've fallen on top of you and created a sort of sheild...

Still. You've been out for almost a month now...
It's not surprising you've lost your memory.

*Xiroey rubs his head*

Xiroey: Lost my--

*Xiroey's head suddenly explodes in pain*

Xiroey: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP!

*Wes sighs over all Xiroey's ruckus*

Wes: Espeon, Heal Pulse please.

*An espeon steps from behind Wes and walks over to Xiroey while he's still feaking out.

Then the gem on her forhead begins to glow and Xiroey calms down*

Xireoy: Its--

It's gone.

Wes: Hmm... I'm going to have to speak with the Cheif on this one.

Espeon, you keep an eye on him. Calm him down if another fit hits him okay?

*Espeon nods*

*Wes retreats from the room*

Xiroey: What the heck is going on here?

 

[mars16]

*meanhwil*

We cant just Hide for ever Asora. we... we must find are co buddys.. i COULDN'T AMIGINE ALL OF THEM BEING DEAD!!

Asora:: Its possible

Luckily If I die I can actually come back to life in skyworld.

Asora: Really?

Yes, I've been killed before Asora, by to plumbers named Madio and Weegee. I was evil, a ruthless NEWCOMER, BUT... was defeated.... by to fight dudes...

Asora: There probably dead.

Yea

Asora: Yep

The girl: Yep

Your still Alive!!!! Dammit...

The girl: Miss me

No

Asora: The kooliad man was suppose to come in and Say oh yea!!, she ruined it.

The girl: oops, my bad.

Damn right. Stop standing your gonna get us caught!

The girl: By who?

Those guys.

The girl: Looks like a bunch of messed up Psycho's

And you dont want to mess with them (pulls her down under the what ever there hiding under...)

The girl: Wow its been so long since we cuddle like this.

WHAT, SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE!!

Asora: umm Mars I think one of them heard you, there coming this way!!

Say what who?

(The great Panther King*from Conker's bad fur day* Aproaches Mars and co hidng area and sniffs around)

Asora: You think he will find us?

Shut up

Panther King: Grrr,

Wesker: What are doing?

Panther King: Grr, I thought I heard somethingggg over hererrrrr.

Freeze:Ill o really, well let me just deastroy the area, DEATH BEAM(shoots lots of death beams in the area Mars and co hides.)

Goivanni: Theres no serving that..mmmahahahaa

All evil Mother F***er: *laughing*!!!

*meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

*continueing*

*After thos powerfull blast of Death BEAMS, Mars got shot off a cliff, and fall into a bottmless pit (that was not bottom less...**

Asora: Wow that was rough Mars.. Mars.. Were is Mars

The girl: Im not shure

Asora: Oh damn, not good, we should not be seperated.

The girl: Who are you anyway?

Asora: I am Mars power source.

The girl: Oh, Ok for 4 A SEC i THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF

**R4UMMMBLEE*

Asora: Holy **** what was that?
The girl: just another earthquake.

Asora: You say it so commley..? Arent you worried?

The gir: Im not suposed to be.

*meanwhile*or not*

 

[Mari]

-The Halberd-

Marx: The signal came from here.

Marx: Ugh, Why is there a weird light in my eyes!

Mari: Light...?

MK: It's coming from that hill over there.

Marx:..It's Morse code...S...O...S...!

Kirby: Surviors!

MK: Call the Lor.

Mari: Halberd to Lor, Halberd to Lor, Do you copy, Over?

Magolor: This is Magolor, The Lor reads you loud and clear. What's up?

Mari: We found some surviors. I'm sending you the location now. Get over here fast. We're gonna need all the firepower we have.

Magolor: Huh...?

Mari: Listen, everyone, This meteor could have been randomly flying around space and just happend to collide with our planet. Or...It could have been that someone sent it here.

MK: But why would they send it here? Now?

Mari: That's the thing. We don't know. Better to be safe then sorry.

MK: Then I will fly down and see to the wounded.

Mari: Better yet, Land the Halberd down there and we'll all help them.

Magolor: Want us to stay up here and keep an eye out?

Mari: Great idea. OK, I got a plan. Meta Knight, Get to landing the Halberd.

Marx, I need you to fish around your hat and find as many medical supplys as possible. First aid kits, Blankets, Banages, Alcohol, Everything.

Kirby, Your coming with me down there.

Magolor, I need you and and Drawcia to get down here too. We need some healing spells.

Galacia Knight, Your on sentry. Warn us if anything comes up.

Let's move it, People!

All: YES, SIR!

Mari:...I'm a girl...But never mind!

-On the Surface, Surviors camp.-

Sonic: What the...?

Mari: Sonic!

Sonic: Mari! Your alive!

Mari: Duh. How many are there?

Sonic: Man...Like a couple hundred....

Luckly, I had these guys help me out.

Sword Knight: Sir Meta Knight, Sir!

Blade Knight: Good to see you still alive, Sir.

(Both salute MK)

MK: And it is good to see you both well. But we have work to do.

Mari: We need to get everyone on the Halberd for treatment. After we get everyone tended, We'll figure out our next move.

Sonic: These guys need some place to stay...And Dreamland doesn't look to good.

We need to get them to a safe place.

Magolor: Anyplace in mind?

Sonic: Just one.

Home.


Mari: Mobius...Of course. It's the only place that's safe for the moment. Plus, It's in another demintion. We can use the Lor to open a Warpstar portal to get there.

MK: We'll need to dock the ships. That could leave us open and vunrable.

Mari: It's a risk we have to take. People's lives are in danger. Let's get busy!

All: Right!

Sonic:...(Since when did Mari Become so....Mature?) Hey, Mari.

Nice Job taking charge.

Mari: It doesn't matter who's in charge.

Sonic: I know but...You just...don't seem like a kid any more. Your like, What, 16?

Mari: I'm gonna turn 16 In a Month....But your right.

Now enough chit-chat. Let's save some lives.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="Part 1"]--Location ???: Hallway--

Shauntal: You nervous?

Xiroey: Y-yeah, sort of.

Shauntal: Don't be. Typhlosion and Buizel are both cool people.
Just make sure you don't touch Typhlosion's cookie jar, and you'll do just fine. *winks*

*Xiroey hesitates before the door*

Xiroey: You sure they'll accept me?
I mean...

They're both pokemon. I won't be able to understand them.

*Shauntal makes a tut tut sound with her tounge*

Shauntal: Don't worry about that. All the pokemon here have been taught English. I'm sure they'll make accomidations and make sure to talk so that you understand them.

Xiroey: Hmm... If you say so.

Shauntal: I'm sure you three will get along just fine. Now head on in there.

*Before Xireoy can object, Shantal opens the door and lightly shoves him in

the door closes behind him, eliminating all hopes of escape*

Silence...

Xiroey: It's so dark in here... I can't see a thing.

*Xiroey gropes about blindly, looking for lamp or a light switch*

Xiroey: Helooooo!~ Anyone home?

*Xiroey bumps headlong into something soft and furry*

Xiroey: Hmm...?

*Runs his hands up and down the object*


It's warm...


(???): *snicker*

Xiroey: Hmm...?


(???): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stop! I can't take it anymore

I give!
I give!


*Xiroey jumps back*

Xiroey: GAAH it talks!

(???): *Groans* D***it Typhlosion, you always ruin the surprise.


Xiroey: Typhlosion...?

*Xiroey pokes the object again, and feels it shift beneath his finger*

Xiroey: It moves!

(???): You're not going to be like this the entire time you're with us are you?


*The lights suddenly snap on, and Xiroey stands face to shoulder with a giant wall of fur. Otherwise known as typhlosion*

*The same voice from earlier speaks again and Xiroey spins around to find Buizel standing behind him*

Xiroey: So you're buizel...?

*Buizel crosses his arms and examines Xiroey up and down*

Buizel: Hm... You're not much taller than I am.
You're suppose to be our new war partner?

Geeze they'll let anyone into the resistance these days...


*Xiroey's face goes red again*

Xiroey: What exactly is with making the room all dark?
And I'll have you know I never asked to be here in the first place!


*Buizel snorts*

Buizel: I was meerely making an observation.
We're going to have to rely on you from this point forward for our survival.

*Buizel stops talking as if a thought strikes him*

Buizel: For that matter, how were you able to understand me just now?
I wasn't talking in english--


Typhlosion: Ah, leave the kid be Buizel, I'm sure Wes'll be able to toughen him up later. For now why don't we all get aquainted with each other.

*Buizel lmakes a show of looking unhappy with the suggestion, but relents nonetheless*

Buizel: Fine.

I'm Buizel.
And the lump of fur you see standing behind you is Typhlosion.

Xiroey: Cool I'm Xir--

Buizel: Xiroey. We know. We were briefed of your coming here beforehand by Wes, and the head Cheif Braviary.

Typhlosion: Cmon Buizel, thats no way to speak to our new roomate.

Buizel: Hmph.


*Xiroey turns around and sees Typhlosion extending a hand towards him*

Typhlosion: Pleased to meet you-aye

Make yourself at home. Whats ours is yours...


Except for the cookies on the top shelf.

Touch those and I'll have to kill you.
Welcome home!


*Xiroey looks a bit uncomfortable over the whole " I'll kill you" bit but still manages to relax a bit"

Xiroey: Thanks. I guess.


Buizel: I'll be in the bed room if anyone needs me.

*Buizel storms out of the room*

Xiroey: {sweats} I'm starting to think he doesn't like me very much.


*Typhlosion laughs*

Typhlosion: Nah, he's like that with everyone he meets.
Give him some time. He'll come around eventually.

*A projectile sandwich flies in and nails typhlosion in the head*

Buizel: And stop leaving your food all over the floor you big oaf!


Xiroey: Nice guy... >_>


*Typhlosion licks mayonnaise off his snout*

Typhlosion: Come on I'll show you around. [/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]

--Location ???: Random Forest--


Xiroey, Typhlosion, and Buizel each hide in the bushes. Waiting
*Speaking through a Walkie~Talkie*

Buizel: Target Spotted Wes...
Do you read me?

Confirming the sighting of several personel.

One of them appears to be the infamous Freezer. I'm not sure about the identities of the other few...

Status Report. Over.

Typhlosion: {Also whispering} This is your first assignment by HQ. Rmember, you're not to engage those three in combat. We're meerely here to observe. If anything should happen and a fight does break out. You hightail it and bring reinforcements.

you're not exactly ready to handle bloody combat just yet. You understand?


Buizel: I'm sure he gets it Typhloion. After all, he was there when Shelly and Ursaring breifed us...

Typhlosion: Yes, I know. Just making sure.

Hey.
On that note, what of those two new fellas Shelly brought with her.

That oddly colored Gliscor and the Charizard. You have any clue about them?

Buizel: I don't know, but it's not really important right--

-stops talking-

Shh... Something's happening

Freezer: Someone's watching us...

Giovanni: Where? From behind the bushes?

Freezer: Yes, and theres several of them.


Buizel: (**** were we discovered? But how? We haven't given away our position)


*Freezer points a finger at a group of bushes on the opposite side of the clearing*

Freezer: DEATH BEAM!!!


Buizel: Take cover!!


*The air fills with smoke and the sound of explosions*




several seconds later


Freezer: There, that should take care of them.

The nosy pests...

Panther: ssssserves them right. Idiotssssss.


*An unfamilar sensation hits Xiroey and he goes lightheaded

*Typhlosion sees Xiroey looking troubled, and gets concerned* [note: Typhlosion can see through thin smoke]

Typhlosion: Everything alright-aye


Xiroey: Just now... I think someone got hurt. It might be a comrade!


*Xiroey gets up from their hiding place and silently makes for the other side of the clearing*


Typhlosion: {whispering} Xiroey... Get back here! You're going to get youself Killed! Xiroey--


Buizel: It's no use. The idiot want's to get himself killed it's no concern of ours...


Typlosion: Yes, but we're the ones in charge of teaching him...


Buizel: Well then, maybe a few bloddy holes will teach him to not to blow cover in the future.


Typhlosion: What is with you all of a sudden!--

You were never like this befo--


**** I think they spotted him.


Panther: *sniff* *sniff*

Someoooones behiiiind us.


Xiroey: (Crud, Gotta hurry...)


*Xiroey feels a hand grab his collar and he's halted in palce*


Dry Bowser: RAOOO RAOO RAOOO (looks like we caught us a live one)

Freezer: So, there were more of you hiding eh'
Attemtping to sneak up on us from behind were you?

Xiroey: N-no!!!
I just...


Giovanni: Lets not waste our time of resistance small fry freezer. We have much bigger matters to attend to.

Finish this one off so we can be on our way...


Frezzer: Don't you go around trying to tell me what to do you bald idiot.
Another word and I'll blast you full of holes.


Giovanni: Go. Nidoking...

*Giovanni releases his Nidoking and it stands between Freezer and himself*

Freezer: Ooooh, a tough guy... Using your pokemon to fight your battles for you is that it?


--back in the bushes--


Buizel: Man... He's really going to get himself killed out there...

Typhlosion: Yes, what should we do--


*Buizel suddenly breaks cover and makes for the center of the Clearing, shouting at the top of his lungs*


Freezer: Curses...
What is it this time?


Pac-Man blob: More eavesdroppers... Bloop.

Freezer: I don't even care anymore DIE!!!


*Freezer tries to shoot at buizel, but he surrounds himself with water and shoots forward like a rocket, and his attack misses*

Buizel: Eat Aqua Jet you punk!


*Dry bowser looks behind him just in time to see Buizel heading straight for him*


Dry Bowser: RAOO??? (****)



Bones fly in every direction


*Buizel grabs Xiroey*

Buizel: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, BREAKING COVER LIKE THAT!

DO YOU REALIZE JUST WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?
DO YOU KNOW JUST WHO THESE GUYS ARE??

Xireoy: {Laughs} So you do care then...

*Buizel's face goes red*


Buizel: Bah!
Put youself together and look likevely.


You wanted a confrentation and now you've got it. You know any fighting techniques...?


Xiroey: I think so...


Buizel: Well they better be good because here they come.






[/COLLAPSE]

 

[smashfan666]

(a twinkle high above the sky. then something heading for the zone where buizel, xiroey, and typhlosion are)

freezer: "huh?!"

panther king: "what'sssssss ttthhhhhhhat?!"

dry bowser: "RRRGHH, RGH-RRRRRGHH! (sh**, we're boned!)"

giovanni: "ghh... you win this round, xiroey. Nidoking, return!"

(nidoking is returned to his pokeball)

giovanni: "consider this a draw. just remember, we'll be back!"

(giovanni & co. warp away transformers armada-style. the object of impending collision is revealed to be a flaming... something...)

typhlosion: "GAH! ohmygodohmygodohmygodermahgerdimeanohmygod, FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

(buizel slaps typhlosion)

typhlosion: "thanks..."

buizel: "get a grip, ty. we didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first glitch. WATER GUN!"

(buizel's water gun cools down the thingus, puts out it's fire, and it lands with a much softer impact. the steam clears, revealing the rocket we launched ourselves into youtube from. princess celestia gets out first, gasping for air)

discord: "come now, celestia. if it makes you feel any better, i'll let YOU drive next time!"

princess celestia: "with YOU around, i'll be glad if there IS a next time..."

well, THAT was quite the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride... wait... is that Xiroey?

buizel: "friend of yours?"

xiroey: "there WAS that one time i helped him save smashboards from Anti... aaahh, f**k, how did that go?"

typhlosion: "ah yes, i remember that... i remember as if i were actually there..."

(cut to typhlosion flying in space with a nyan cat)

typhlosion: "never gonna give, gonna give, gonna give, gonna give you up! never gonna let, gonna let, gonna let, gonna let you dooooooown, ahhhayoooooown. aaahyayaaaaah, yaaaaaah, yayah!"

(cut back to real happenings. discord is clapping for typhlosion's "flashback")

buizel: "...what did THAT have to do with ANYTHING?!"

discord: "more than you think, buizel... more than you think..."

 

[Muhti]

Muhti: So where should I start?

Oak: Hahahaha, Kefka? He's a more realistic version of ummmm.... Dialga? No... Oh! Dimentio.

Muhti: Oh brother.... One Dimentio was bad enough, now imagine me going against one....

Oak: Yes... *turns to see a group heavily armed* Jeez, they already started a militia. You should start going before they capture you.

Muhti: Got it!

*muhti starts running out of distance, militia with Pokemon ready to attack but the trainers denied*

Militia Leader: Don't, let him be. Next time. Take the old man with you.

Militia Soldier: YES SIR!

* * * * *

Muhti: We are safe for now....

Torchic: Torchic? ( Are we by the beach?)

Muhti: Yea why?

*Pokemon Battle Music Theme Begins*

* A WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED!*

*Reveals Missingno*

Muhti: Oh God.....

 

[Grizzlpaw]

(Sorry Muthi...)

Xiroey has lost his memory Smashfan... lol
(See other post)

---
Dang it, nvm. Smashboards deleted my post :<

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

The girl: Did u see that! I never saw a pokemon battle b4 awsome!

Asora: U never saw a Pokemon battle.. forget that we need to find Mars

The girl: Yes

*they head away from the areaand jumps off the cliff.

*Meanwhile*

Dr Cortex:Hmmm its seems I've lost conact with the group... Tiny ARE YOU MESSING WITH THOUGHS CRYSTALS!! are is it that Damn badicoot!! I thought Crash was killed along iwth the rest of thoughs get in the way hero's

Tiny: ....

Dingoldile: no its not thae crystals

Dr Cortex: Then what is jamming my signal?

Evil Mask.... moko moko or something?:: COOOOORTEEEEXX, what is the meaning of this?

Dr cortex:A sir tha... thats what im trying to figure out..

*meanwhile*or not*

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="Meanwhile... At the enterance to the forest"]



--Location: Johto Reigon: Forest enterance--



Wes: I just recieved confirmation from Buizel.
They've sighted several baddies in the area, all of which seem to be extremely dangerous...

Shauntal: {Busy writing in her book} No... No that won't do at all...
The protagonist's sounds too flat in this paragraph...

maybe if I make him speak in a more figurative sense he will--

Wes: --Inturrupts--

SHAUNTAL!!

*Shauntal closes her book and puts it away*

Shauntal: Yes, what is it?

Wes: Three of our comerade's are facing down extreme danger right now. I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd take the matter seriously.

Shauntal: Hmm...? Blondie's in trouble?

Wes: Blondie?

Shauntal: The new guy. His hair is blond like your's.


Wes: I'll have you know my hair is Grey, and--

AHH! Why is everything with you so difficult--

Wes and Shauntal hear the sound of several explosions coming from inside the woods

Wes: Sounds like they've encountered trouble...

Shauntal: This was only meant to be a reconassaunce mission. Could they have been spotted?

Wes: I don't know. What I do know is that right now they're most certainly going to need our help.

[/COLLAPSE]

 

[jungle man]

....... The fuq did I just...

 

[mars16]

I now.... wierd

 

[smashfan666]

discord: "i dunno, i think the commenters just have a stick up their ***."

buizel: "okay, someone want to explain what the hell this goat-snake-lion-eagle THING actually is?!"

discord: "you need explanation for who I am? perhaps we haven't met, i'm Discord. spirit of chaos and disharmony? and these are my cohorts; Princess Celestia, and smashfan666."

typhlosion: "wait, THE smashfan666?!"

the one and only.

buizel: "we can't read websense very well, so i thought you were a squishy Rapidash."

oh, that's right. pokemon go by instinctual intelligence, so they don't make much use of the websense given off by users...

typhlosion: "what was that?"

oh, nothing of importance.

princess celestia: "anyway, we're gathering all the remaining survivors of the villain overtake we can find. if we're to turn smashboards back to what it once was, we need all the help we can get."

so how about it, PKMNs?

buizel: "...sure thing."

(buizel and i shake hands *or paw and hoof, as the case may be...*)

buizel: "let's take back the world!"

 

[Mari]

-The Halberd-

Mari: How it going, Marx?!

Marx: I'm going as fast as I can!

Drawcia: I'm gonna need a magical boost, Mags!

MK: Mari, The docking is complete. Let's move everyone to the Lor.

Magolor: OK, EVERYONE MOVE THIS WAY!!!

Mari: Marx.

Marx: What?

Mari: Can you hand me that cell phone you had earlyer?

Marx: At a time like this? This is no time for texting.

Mari: I need to make a phone call.

Marx:...We could be the only ones left, you know.

Mari: I need to be sure.

(Marx hands Mari a cell phone.)

Mari:....This isn't the one you had before.

Marx: Listen, you gonna make that phone call or what?

Mari: .....

( Mari starts dialing a number and puts it on speaker.)

Marx: Why is it on speaker?

Mari: Because the last time I called Smashfan, Discord answered and phased himself thourgh the phone.

Marx: Your calling Smashfan?

Mari: Get that other cell phone and call Muhti. And after that, Xiro. And Mars.

Marx: You really care about everyone, do you?

Mari:...Well...I just want...Everyone to be safe.

If only it were that easy to protect everyone...

Come on, Smashfan, Pick up, Pick up...!

 

[smashfan666]

(picks up phone) mari? yo, WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP?!

mari: "WAZZAAAAAAAAP?! listen, we're calling to make sure you're still alive. the villain overtake left VERY few survivors, so we're checking in to see who you've got with you"

well, there's discord, of course.

mari: ":fuuu:"

we've also got xiroey here with us.

mari: "oh good, he's still around."

and he's brought a buizel and typhlosion with him.

mari: "LUCKY BAS***D!! :fuuu:"

we've also managed to find princess celestia.

mari: "wow, seriously?! how soon can you get here?!"

(discord's head comes out of mari's phone)

discord: "how's 'the speed of sound' work for you?"

mari: "AGH! NOT AGAIN!"

(discord completely exits the phone, taking the rest of us with him)

mari: "word of advice, princess. KEEP HIM ON A LEASH!"

princess celestia: "i tried that once, didn't work."

mari: "how do you know unless you- ?"

princess celestia: "just take my word for it on this one..."

discord: "and was that thing ever ITCHY..."

(in the shadows, a mysterious figure watches on)

???: "hmm..."

marx: "(notices the mysterious figure) huh? uuhhh... mags?"

magolor: "what, marx?"

marx: "i thought i saw someone in- WHA?!"

(whoever it was is gone)

magolor: "...have you been using your hat as a bong again?"

marx: "but i thought i saw- uugh, nevermind... and it was ONE TIME, let it go already!"

 

[Muhti]

Muhti: TORCHIC GO!

*Muhti releases Torchic from his pocket*

Torchic: 20 HP
Missingno: $@:@:&;&;@/"- HP

Muhti: Let's do this.

*Muhti throws the pokeball at the glitched Pokemon*

1

2

92

716173

3.1415......

Click!

Missingno was caught!

Missingno, the Mysterious, Normal type Pokemon. ♧☾♧☾♮✐♧✐♧✐〖✐〗⚁♚✕⚀.....

*Muhtis PokeDex fused out*

Muhti: FUUUUUUUUUU-

*Muhti looks up to see a glitching girl*

???: Hi!

Muhti: Mari?

Mari: Yea! *starts glitching and reveals a different person*

???: Urgh... Muhti?

Muhti: (What is going on here?) Uh hi, how do you know me?

???: Well I'm Zero, *chuckles* I need a glance to find out about something. And control them. But I wouldn't do that to you.

Muhti: Zero? LeLouch?

Zero: Yes!

Muhti: (What's going on here? First a Human Dimentio and now a Light look-a-like..... I'm just waiting for.... Naoi,Near and Mr.L. Hehe)

Muhti: Alright, you can follow me.

Zero: Wha? Um okay? I really didn't ask to join but Lelouch vi Britannia rises again!

Muhti: Yea yea yea, come on

 

[Mari]

Mari: OK, The Surviors transfer from the Halberd to the Lor is finished.

Magolor: I'll start prepareing the warpstar portal to Mobius.

Drawcia: All right! Let's go!

Mari:...Drawcia, You have to stay here.

Drawcia: WHAT?!

Marx: Haha. Sorry, missy.

Mari: You have to stay here too, Marx.

Marx: Eh?! But Magolor-

Magolor: Mari's right, I'll go alone.

MK: No, It's too dangerous. Sword, Blade.

Sword and Blade Knight: SIR META KNIGHT SIR!

MK: Escort Magolor to Mobius and oversee the surviors. Make sure the Lor and yourselfs all come back safely.

Sword and Blade: SIR YES SIR!!

Sonic: Don't run into Eggman on the way, now. If you see him, just run.

Magolor: Got it.

Marx: You be careful, K, Mags?

Drawcia: Yeah, We can't lose our best warlock. Villans Stay together, remember?....You better come back.

Magolor: Don't worry, guys, I will. Keep in touch.

(As Magolor and The Knights board the Lor and undock, A shadowy figure is seen sliping into one of the portholes.)

Marx: What the...?

Mari: Something wrong?

Marx: I thought I saw...Someone...

Mari: Have you been useing your hat as a-

Marx: IT WAS 5 YEARS AGO AND IT WAS AT A PARTY! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M CLEAN!!

Mari:....Maybe you should go lay down for a few hours...

Marx: F*ck off.

Mari:...I'm just gonna go over here and try to call Muhti...

(Mari Pulls out a Xrosstransever and Calls Muhti)

Mari: Pick up, You idiot, pick up...

 

[Muhti]

*Muhti pauses and picks up his phone, but it disappeared*

Muhti: LeLouch.....

Zero: I didn't do it! He did *Pointed to a jester*

Muhti: Dimentio?! What was that about?!

*Dimetio floats over and analyzes Muhti*

Dimentio: Target Aqquired! Mission: Kill Muhti.

Muhti: What?!

*Dimentio snaps his fingers and an explosion occurred next to Muhti*

Muhti: Are you kidding me?! Who sent you?!

Dimentio: Kefka

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="Part 1"]--Meanwhile, In a corner of the Lor--

*Sitting huddled in a corner*

Xiroey: I've decided. I'm not going to move from this corner.
Not till things start making sense again...
I'm not doing it.

(???): Hey mate.

Xiroey: GAAAAH!

-Xiroey jumps 10 feet into the air and manages to stick to the ceiling somehow-

Buizel: {sweating} Uhm... I was just checking up on ya.

Say how are you--

Xiroey: {still on the celing} Blame Discord. Odd **** happens when he's around.

Buizel: Lovely.

...

So...


You gonna come down from there?

*Xiroey drops down from the celing and lands on his feet*

Xiroey: *sighs* All this is too much.
I mean, I'm sorta starting to remember what all of this stuff is, but...

*buizel pats xiroey on the leg*

Buizel: Nah, don't worry about it. It'll all come back on it's own.

Xiroey: Yeah, lets ho--

HEY!
Whats with the sudden change on attitude.
You hate me. Remember?

Buizel: Uhm, well. About that--


(???): What, everyone's having a party in the corner now, and they forgot to invite me?

Buizel: *sigh* what is it typhlosion...?


Typhlosion: Ouch.
And after I brought you all gifts.

-Typhlosion unraps his arms and reveals a circular container full of jelly donuts-

Buizel: *rushes toward the food* Oh man, Gemme one of those. I'm starved!

Typhlosion: Fine... Not that you guys deserve it.

*Buizel waves his arms dismissively*

Buizel: Meh, you know I love ya big guy.

Typhlosion: Mmmhmmm. -unconvinced-


The ship suddenly lurches from side to side as if something struck it from below.

The movement startles typhlosion and causes the container full of donuts to fall to the floor

*Typhlosion blows smoke out of his nose in annoyance*

Typhlosion: When I get my hands on whoever's responsible for this...

Buizel: Typhlosion! Chill! Chill!
We'll go check up front and see whatever's going on.[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]

-Red lights and alarms flashing-

Discord: **** Is totally going on right now!

Celestia: What's wrong? Are we under attack?



Mari: No good. The left wing is damaged. We need someone to get out there and repair it. STAT.

*Mari starts looking around for something.

Then her eyes light up when she sees Xiroey and Buizel approach the front of the ship*

Mari: Ahh Latios, can I borrow you for a minute?

Xiroey: Lati-what?

Mari: -not paying attention- I need you to fly Marx to the left Wing of the ship so he can perform some emergency maintenence on it.

We won't be able to remain airborne much longer if treatment isn't given soon.

*Xiroey scratches his head*

Mari: Marx, you think your hat has the necessary supplies to patch a hole?


Marx: Pfft, are Chuck Norris jokes overused?

Mari: Great, then Latios--


Xiroey: Hold up Hold up.
One second here...

Fly?


Mari: Yes...
I'd have Meta Knight do it but he's too small and--


Xiroey: Uhm...
Yeah, I'd love to help out and all but...


In case you haven't noticed.
I'm not a bird!

Buizel: Xiro here got conked in the head in the explosion i think.

Mari: You mean to tell me you don't remember anything?

Xiroey: For the most part--


an explosion comes from the left side of the ship

Mari: No Time!
Look, Discord, do you think you can maybe find a way to get Maglor to the wing of the ship so he can repair it?

-Excalibur appears out of nowhere-

Excalibur: FOOLS!!

Everyone: -.-



...



Mari: Discord, I swear...
If this guy is another one of your Meme's



Discord: He's not mine. I swear.

*Discord takes a sip of chocolate milk and pretends to act nonchalant*


A second explosion is heard from the left side of the ship



Mari: CAN ANYONE JUST ****ING GET MARX TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SHIP BEFORE WE ALL FALL 100,000 FEET OUT OF THE SKY?!?

Discord: *sips his milk*Yeesh, when did she get so bossy...?


Excalibur: Fools.










[/COLLAPSE]

 

[Muhti]

*Dimentio caused another explosion which Muhti barely made it out*

Muhti: Dimentio! We're friends! Remember?!

*Zero rushes in and tries slashing Dimentio but fails as the blade goes through him*

Dimentio: IDIOTS! DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE ME!

Muhti: Yea yea yea, GO TORCHIC!

*Muhti throws the Pokèball at the ground*

Torchic: Torchic!

Muhti: Alright! Use.... Uh.... Ember!

*Torchic starts heating up an fires at Dimentio, Dimentio staggers and Zero rushes in and slices Dimentio into unconsciousness*

Muhti: Phew nice one Blaz- I mean Torchic and Lig- er LeLouch!

Zero: Yea I suppose.

*The group of three walk into an abounded building*

Zero: Such an eerie feeling

Torchic: Torchic Torchic! (I can light it up here if you wish)

*Torchic lights up the building and reveals a man hiding in the corner*

Muhti: Hello?

???: I.... Need..... My... SWEETS!

*The man turns and reveals L*

Muhti: (There goes our Near, joy)

L: Have you seen any?

Zero: No sweets

L: hmmm *Puts finger on mouth*

Muhti: Why are you in the Pokemon world?

L: Investigating.... And looking for Pokemon sweets....

Torchic: Torchic! (Oh brother!)

*A green flash flies through the group*

Muhti: WHOA!

???: I AM.... MR.L!!

Muhti: ENOUGH OF THE L NAMES!!!

*Everyone turns and stares at Muhti*

Muhti: Uhhhhhh

*L ignores Muhti and looks at Mr.L*

L: What do you want Green Man.

Mr.L: Being Kefkas assistant of course.

Muhti: (Theyre being brainwashed....)

Mr.L: DIMENTIO!

*Dimentio quietly floats as though he never fought the team*

Dimentio: You called?

*As if on cue Dimentio boringly held up the Chaos Heart and fused with Mr.L to form Super Dimentio*

Super Dimentio: GREEEEENNN!!!

Zero: We

L: are

Torchic: Torchic! ( SCREWED!)

 

[mars16]

*meanwhile*

Asora: Yep, Mars is dead

*standing over his body*

Thr girl: That sucks....

Asora: Lucky he's immortal though Zues will send him back... plus im still alive.

The girl: So what, we just site here and wait for him

Asora: Yup

The girl: *sigh* so how long does it take?

Asora: About ten minutes...

The girl: So, how is he able to comeback?

Asora: Because he's good friendS with Zues, who is good friends with Gregg the ripper.

The girl: Who is Gregg

Asora:He is the G.....!

Orange tetris Piece: Prapere to DIE!!

Asora:.....

The girl:.... What is that

Asora: I dont now.

Orange tetris piece: I have found you!! I will destroy you, becuase I am the evil tetris piece!! I mess up you um... STRATIEGIES!!!!

the girl: Witch one is the good peice

Asora: I think its the blue one.

The girl: I always thought it was the purple ones because they always got me out of bad situations and....

Orange tetris Piece: SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!

*meanwhile*Or not*

 

[smashfan666]

discord: "seems we're not so out of luck, after all."

marx: "why's that?"

discord: "because of... (pulls out a jar) THIS!"

xiroey: "please tell me he's not going to..."

discord: "(dancing out to the hull) i've got a jar of dirt! i've got a jar of dirt! i've got a jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!"

xiroey: "...how can you stand him day after day, smashfan?"

you get used to it. besides, it helps when you're into memes.

buizel: "he's REALLY going to use that to fix the hull?"

princess celestia: "knowing discord, it'll probably work."

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*After a few minutes of battle with the tetris Peice*

Asora: *Sigh* this ones tough

Orange tetris Piece: Youca nt deafet me!!

The girlBreathing Hard) Your.. your not even fighting back.

Orange Tetris Piece: You Im just letting wear your selfs out trying break through my solid defence mwahaha!

Asora: Damn this guy

The Girl:sss hey I have an idea...

Asora: What

The girl: Lets run

Asora:Thats.... your idea

The girl: Well we'd llose if we stay here

Asora: We cant leave Mars's Body

The girl: True.....

Orange Tetris Piece: What are you to little girls mumbling about?!!

The girl: Im not LITTLE!!!

*Meanwhile*

Yep, it happened again...

I cant keep doing this Mars, its not fiar to all of those other characters that died.

Hey I wqas wondering, Can I see those who have died?

What do you mean?

Well there here arent they?

Yes... they are but there dumm.

Well Can I!

Let me think ABOUT IT... NO! i have to send you back (idiot) so you can help your commrades......

*meanhwhile* or not*

 

[Mari]

Marx:....I do NOT Want to guess what's inside the jar...

Magolor: In case you haven't noticed, MY SHIP'S BEING MANHANDLED!

Mari: Discord! Stop ****ing around and-

Discord: I know, Miss bossy pants. Jeez. *snaps fingers*

(A Chilli appears on top of Mari's head.)

Discord: You need to Chill!

Chilli: Chilli!

Mari:...............





Marx: Oh, boy....






THAT



IS


IT!





(Mari's voice creates a shock wave, knocking everyone over.)


Mari: I've Had it! I'VE HAD IT! MARX!

Marx: eep!

Mari: On my back. NOW.

Marx: Yes-Mam!

( Marx climbs up Mari's Back and they both climb out to the Lor's Left wing.)

Mari: Of all the stupid, chaos gods in the universe, I had to get stuck with disharmony Himself! Stupid....

Marx:...Mari?

Mari: WHAT?!

Marx:...Is this about....the surviors?

Mari:.....No.

Marx: Then what?

Mari: Just fix the wing, Marx, please.

Marx: OK.

Just wanted to make sure your alright...you being a girl and all.

Mari:....Thanks for asking.

Marx: No problem. Magolor's probably gonna ask you too, when we Get this done.

Mari:...Ya think so?

Marx: I've been with that guy ever since he saved me.

Mari: Magolor saved you?

Marx: I'll tell you another time. Right now, We got a ship to fix.

 

[Muhti]

Muhti: Just calm do-

*Super Dimentios hand smashed right near Zero*

Zero: YEA! BE CALM IS CORRECT!

*Muhti sighs and flies up to the monsters evil red eyes*

L: Muhti, attack his eyes mainly, Kefka's programmed it like this way*

*Zero stares at Super Dimentio*

Zero: You will become part of our team....

*Super Dimentio ignored him and tries jumping on him*

*But then a ship crashes onto Super Dimentio, and then Muhti,L,Zero, and Torchic flies outwards to the Pokemon Center*

Zero: What was that?

Muhti: I say we stay away from it...

Torchic: Torchic! (What's going to to happen to Mr.L and Dimentio?)

L: Dead as gone I suppose.

Muhti: Let's go.... Ow!

*Everyone turns to Muhti with a serious injury on his leg*

Muhti: You guys go. I'll catch up when I heal. I'm okay......

 

[smashfan666]

L: "what was that ship anyway?"

zero: "whatever it is, we'll have to wait until it's all clear to go back..."

(zero peers into the windows. nothing. even the control panel is empty)

zero: "whatever it is, the crew must've abandoned ship."

torchic: "torchic? (how do you know that?)"

zero: "the cockpit's empty and several escape pods have been jettisoned."

L: "why would a ship be passing over here in the first place anyway? the conditions aren't fit for-"

(but they are interrupted by a strange occurence right next to them... a blue telephone booth with the label "police box" above the door appears right next to them with a loud noise accompanying it)

zero: "is that... a TARDIS?"

torchic: "torchic torch, tor tor torchic... torch... (but i thought the time lords left a long time ago... unless...)"

(the door to the TARDIS opens... a brown pony with an hourglass on his flank walks out...)

time lord pony: "muhti, are you alright?"

muhti: "...the hell? i didn't know time lords could have equine bodies..."

torchic: "torchic tor? (who do you think it is?)"

time lord pony: "ah, a torchic! excellent starter choice. (whispering to L) i once used a mudkip to try and beat the fire-based gym, HUGE mistake..."

zero: "alright, horsey. explain; who the hell are you?"

time lord pony: "oh, yes. introductions and all that. i'm the doctor."

L: "...GROUP HUDDLE!"

(everyone but the doctor huddles around)

L: "since when was the doctor a pony?"

muhti: "since bronies came up with the idea when they saw how similar a background pony looked to david tennant."

zero: "you know the both of you are speaking greek to me, right? the Doctor Who part i get, but the whole pony thing is new to me..."

torchic: "torchic, torch torchic torchic torch. (well, he's the only help we've got)"

(the group un-huddles)

L: "well, uhm... Doctor Whooves... whatever's going on, we'd appreciate any help we can get, so we'll just go with you."

torchic: "torchic, torch torchic. (that is, if you don't mind)"

doctor whooves: "ah, yes. coincidentally, that's actually my purpose for coming here anyway."

zero: "it is?"

doctor whooves: "well, seems to be, at any rate. it seems the TARDIS brought me to this particular time and place for a reason. and, seeing that the rest of this area is post-apocalyptic and rather barren, it seems you all must be that reason."

muhti: "hmm..."

doctor whooves: "don't act TOO shocked. i mean, it's either you or the smoldering spacecraft behind you..."

zero: "...anyway, we'd be glad to have you along."

doctor whooves: "and i'd be glad to help in any way i can..."

NEWCOMER!

Doctor Whooves
joined your team!​

L: "...why do those always pop up?"

tochic: "torchic... (beats me...)"

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="Meanwhile, back in the corner of the Lor"]

-A shadowy aura hangs around Xiroey and clings to his body like a visible plague

Buizel and Typhlosion stand nearby, looking concerned.-


Buizel: So... Is he just going to sit here and huddle in the corner until his memory comes back?

Typhlosion: Mmmph.

Buizel: Mmph? What kind of language is--



TYPHLOSION!!!



-Buizel looks over and sees typhlosion trying to lick the shadowy stuff coming off of Xiroey's body.-

Buizel: Really?

-Grudgingly, typlosion leaves the aura be and stands back upright-

Typlosion: Ehm... So. When's Mari and Marx going to get back you wonder?

Buizel: You know typhlosion...
Sometimes I wonder about you...





Another explosion comes from the left wing of the ship





Buizel: {Sweating nervously} Say, Wasn't Mari on the side of the ship that that explosion came from?


-Typlosion wistfully stares at the tasty looking aura-


Buizel loses his patience

Buizel: You.

And YOU!

*Points to Xiroey*

Get your ***es up front. NOW!






--At the head of the Lor--

Discord: What would YOU do for a Klondike Ba-


-Buizel slapps the ice cream sandwich out of Discord's hand-

Buizel: Not now!
I heard an explosion is Mari alright?


-Maglor sits preocupied with a series of flashing lights on the front panel-


Maglor: This isn't good we're losing Altitude!


-Discord flies by in a minature ship and starts doing humerous little cartwheels in it-


Discord: DO A BARREL ROLL D-D-D-D-DO A BARREL ROLL!


Excalibur: FOOLS!




Celestia: I'M SO SORRY DISCORD. IF ONLY I HADN'T ENCASTED YOU IN THAT STONE!
-dramatically falls to the floor-




Discord: IT'S OKAY BABY. YOU MA EVERYTHANG.~




Maglor: IT'S NO GOOD JOE! I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!


- Buizel feels spittle on his neck, then turns around to see Xiroey spinning around in circles while making airplane noises -

- Typlosion continues trying to lick his aura -


Buizel: WHAT THE H*LL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!









(???): That would be my doing.


Buizel: What?


-Buizel spins around in the direction of the voice-


Buizel: Show yourself! Are you the one responsible for this?



(???): For the most part...


-A movement catches out of the corner of Buizels eye. It vanishes as soon as it appears, but still leaves him on edge.-


Buizel: Why have you done this to everyone?
And why haven't I been effected?
Whats the meaning of all this?


(???): My you sure do ask a lot of questions...


Buizel feels a cold breeze on the back of his neck. Startled, he spins around and comes face to face with...

Gengar​

[/COLLAPSE]


[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]



--At the Rear of the Lor--



Buizel: W-Who are you--

-Gengar suddenly disapears from in front of buizel, and then rematerializes on top of a stack of crates-


Gengar: Me? No one that matters to you.
Considering you're all about to die soon.

Buizel: Die...
Wait a minute aren't you--

You're Gengar! Xiroey's partner!
Why the **** are you attacking us? We're your allies!


-Gengar examines his claws with disinterest-

Gengar: You mean that idiot.

-he nods his head toward Xiroey-
-Xiroey starts dragging his butt across the floor like a dog-

Buizel: Yeesh... that's embarassing.


Gengar: Yes. It is.

-Gengar holds his hand and a vortex of dark energy begins to gather-


Gengar: Imagine having to put up with it. Everyday.
Coultless years... spent with... THAT.


-Gengar spits the last word out as if it's the most foul tasting substance known to man-




(???):: What's going on here?



-Typlosion walks up to Buzel's side while shaking his head-

Typlosion: Man... I had the oddest dream just now--


-Gengar warps in front of Typlosion, startling him before he can finish his sentence-


Gengar: Who told you you could wake up?


*Gengar's eyes flash pure Red and Typlosion's expression goes blank*


Buizel: {Sweating} Typhlosion?

*Waves his hand in front of Typlosion's face*



Gengar: He can't hear you you know...

Typlosion: As if on cue, Typlosion walks back to the front of the ship, and starts trying to eat Xiroey's aura again-


Buizel: (This isn't right. I heard about Gengar and the rest of the group.
They saved Smashboards the last time it faced this kind of danger...

But this Chaos...
This is Discord's power.

So why then?)

-A thought suddenly strikes buizel-

Buziel: Thats how!


-Gengar raises an eyebrow-

-Buizel points an accusing finger at Gengar-


Buizel: Thats how you did it! You put Discord and the others to sleep!
They're Sleepwalking.

Gengar: Took you long enough to figure it out.


-Gengar opens his palm wide, and the Vortex grows to surround the entire Lor with Swirling dark energy-

-Buizel looks outside the window and sees nothing but a convulsed cloud of darkness-


Gengar:Neat trick huh? [glow]Shadow Storm[/glow]
Always wanted to try this one out.

Buizel: So you're a Shadow Pokemon then.

Gengar: Right again. Detective.


-Gengar snaps his fingers and Xiroey warps to his side-


Buizel: Xiro?


Gengar: I'll be taking this one with me if you don't mind.
Yes, by the looks of his aura, he's already become a half-shadow pokemon.


Buizel: Now you're just not making any since. Xiroey's a human in case you haven't noticed.


Gengar: Yes. In appearance perhaps.


-Gengar snaps his fingers and shadows surround Xiroey's body.
When they finally dissipate, a Black Latios is revealed-


Buizel: Okay.
Hold up a sec...

First of all, that's Dementio's trick.
I don't know why you all intend on stealing it.

Second, you mean to tell me Xiro was a pokemon this whole time?


Gengar: That about sums it up.
Have fun falling to your death!~


Xiroey and Gengar vanish



Buizel: This is all too much...
I wan't trained to handle this kind of scenario...


(???): What the heck happened here? This place is a mess!

Buizel: Is that Mari?






[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Part 3"]



--Back at the front of the ship--




Mari: What have you guys done to the ship!?!


-Everyone except for Discord moaning and rubbing thier heads-

Mari: Discord, did you have anything to do with this?

Discord: Honestly.
No. Everyone just started acting all silly, and I figured hey.
May as well eh'?


Mari: So you basically let everyone--

*Mari rubs her forehead in frustration*


Mari: Okay Mari...
Deep breaths...


Have you seen whats going on outside?
Me and Marx nearly got blown off the ship!


Buizel: That would be Gengar's doing.


-Even Discord does a double take on that one-

Discord: Fuzzball?

-Mari punches Discord-

Mari: We agreed not to call him that.
Why would Gengar attack the Lor?


Buizel: {sighs} Honestly, I'd have to go into the entire history of Cipher and the Shadow Organization in order to explain it all.
And I'm not exactly an expert on the topic.
All I know is that, for all intents and purposes, those guys are with the enemy now.

Celestia: A shame. Here we are in the first leg of our journey and we've already lost an ally.


Mari: Well at least they're still both all right.

-Mari goes and checks on Maglor for a second then comes back-

Mari: Well it looks like the Lor is stableized, so we're no longer in any immediate danger.
What now?

Smashfan666: So is everyone going to just ignore the fact that I'm here?

Mari: Oh, sorry Smashfan. Did you have something to add--

Smashfan666: No... No...
I wouldn't want to hold up your exclusive meeting.
I'll just...
Go watch the clouds...

Mari: Whats his deal?

Celestia: So I take it we stick to our original destination then? Discord?


-Everyone looks over at discord and finds him sipping tea with Excalibur-

Discord: {looks up} What?
Were we discussing something important?


Celestia: I honsestly don't see how Smashfan does it...


-Typlosion walks in still disoriented from earlier-

Typlosion: Okay. Apparently I fell asleep, because I just had the craziest dream.





[/COLLAPSE]

 

[Mari]

Mari: UGH! You......and your...stupid memes and....UGH!

(Mari stomps her way to a room on the Lor and shuts the door.)

Marx: Oh, NOW you've done it, Discord!

Discord: What? It's not my fault she's grumpy. And Bossy. And-

(Suddenly a triple Fireball attack comes flying out of nowhere and almost burns Discords hair off.)

Magolor: DO NOT SAY. ANOTHER. WORD.

Drawcia: Oh, dear. Seems Magolor has Lost it, too.

Magolor: You know what? I'm tired of this! Mari and Marx have done everything they can to save my ship, and all you guys are doing is goofing around!

Marx: I have to agree with Mags on this one.

Drawcia: Oh, The Drama!

Magolor: If I hadn't agreed to let you guys come aboard my ship- Wait, What am I saying? YOU GUYS PHASED THROUGH WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A STOLEN CELL PHONE!!

-Silence-

Magolor:....I'm gonna go check on Mari.

Marx: Right behind you.

Drawcia: Oh, I must see how this plays out!

( All three Ex-Kirby villans rush into the Room where Mari walked into.)

Smashfan666: Wait, Guys!

(Smashfan trys to open the door, but it won't budge.)

Smashfan666: Damn it, they've locked it from the inside. *Turns to Discord* I've dealt with your crap before, but this...

Discord: *Fileing his claws.* It's Not my fault she wants everyone to work together and keep everything orderly. I'm the god of chaos, remember? It's my job to mess everything up.

Celestia: Um, Maybe we should get some shut eye. I think we'll all feel a little better in the morning.

Smashfan666: Sounds good to me.





---The Next Morning....----



Discord: Yawn...Good Evening, everyone...

Celestia: Good Eve- Discord.

Discord: OK, OK, I Might have put the sun back.

Celestia: After I Put-*sigh* Give me a minute...

( As Celestia makes the sun rise, Discord finds a piece of paper on the Giant Keyboard of the Lor. Discord quickly reads it and gasps.)

Discord: SMASHFAN!!!

Smashfan666: OUCH! What?!

Discord: You Might want to see this...

(Discord hands Smashfan the note.)

[COLLAPSE="Mari's Note"]Dear Smashfan and friends,

We have decided to go our own way from now on. We're sorry it had to come to this, but someone has to stop whoever is behind this.

Also, Mari says "Discord, I hope you *******

I've Programed the Lor to drop you off at your next destination. After that, It will fly off to a secret Hiding place. You can't hack into it in any way.

I'm sorry. But you guys just don't seem serious about saving lives. Just wanted to make that noted.

Signed,

Mari
Magolor
Marx
And the lovely Drawcia! <3[/COLLAPSE]


Discord:...Fu*k!

 

[smashfan666]

...well, guess that's 4 less people alive.

excalibur: "indeed. i mean, 4 alone against the whole of the antagonist army? such odds have been tipped in the favor of the fewer before, but in THIS case..."

princess celestia: "they're either very ballsy, or very, VERY stupid..."

it's also quite a shock they'd just leave like that... wait a minute... i know just who we should recruit next! ...there, the ship should take us to the Forum Fighters West base. or rather, what's left of it...

typhlosion: "what for?"

an old friend, who's hopefully still there...

(when we reach the ruins, discord is spreading his arms out all titanic-like at the bow of the lor)

discord: "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!! (winks to the camera) had to be done."

(discord continues to hold his pose as a wave splashes onto the lor)

buizel: "dammit, discord. why must you be such a goofball?!"

discord: "(calls forth a pipe and sherlock holmes hat) comes with the territory, my dear buizel. (blows into pipe, causing soap bubbles to come out of his ears) and besides, it had to be done."

(the lor lands, i exit via the docking bridge)

hopefully, he's still here. last i checked he was.

yo' elecman!

(a purple figure approaches from the rubble. elecman.exe is still alive)

elecman.exe: "long time no see, smashfan."

the time has come. we're banding together all those who've survived the overtake.

(princess celestia, discord, excalibur, buizel, and typhlosion peer out from the lor)

elecman.exe: "i always knew the day would come. but so soon?"

well, discord insisted.

discord: "(warps to us) ahh, elecman! how nice of you to join us. (warps a board game to hands) we were just about to play a round of monopoly, and nobody else wanted to be fourth."

elecman.exe: "...at any rate, i'd be honored to fight by your side once more."

NEWCOMER!

Elecman.EXE
joined your team!​

elecman.exe: "oh, and discord... only if i can be the car."

discord: "...very well."

lor computer: "EJECTING OCCUPANTS."

(our team is kicked out of the lor)

elecman.exe: "...uhh."

don't ask. mari went nuts, now she thinks she can handle this with only 3 ex-villains backup.

elecman.exe: "i'm guessing discord caused that."

discord: "...you could say that. or you could say she just called me out for just being me."

elecman.exe: "either way, we need a ship."

(pulls out cell phone) yo, meta knight.

meta knight: "what?"

you and galacta knight have to get to forum fighters west ruins. mari ditched us, taking only marx, magolor, and drawcia. she thinks she can handle the antagonist army with just them.

meta knight: "hmm... i can tell she is blinded by rage. either way, i know insufficient power when i see it. we'll take the halberd."

(the halberd lands immediately next to us)

galacta knight: "sorry we took so long..."

discord: "quite alright, knights."

blade knight: "hop on!"

sword knight: "we've got a lot of places to go!"

(we all board the halberd, taking off)

discord: "next stop, dimmsdale!"

princess celestia: "are you sure mari's not entirely serious about her decision? four alone against 200,000,000..."

galacta knight: "she's just going through hard times. i assure you, she will come around once she realizes her mistake..."

(cut to discord, excalibur, typhlosion, and elecman.exe playing monopoly... WITH CHESS AND SORRY PIECES, AS WELL AS MLP BLIND BAG FIGURINES...)

discord: "(rolls 2 dice, which both land on sixes) ...GAH, snake eyes again... (moves red sorry piece 2 spaces backwards)"

(a musket is pulled up to discord's face)

typhlosion: "(holding said musket) PAY UP, OR GIT'!"

discord: "certainly, typhlosion. $50 exactly. (hands typhlosion $50 in actual money)"

typhlosion: "pleasure doing business with you..."

buizel: "...sometimes i worry about you guys. is that how you even play monopoly on planet irk?"

discord: "oh, you're just in denial, buizel. your turn, elecman."

elecman.exe: "y'know, i'm actually starting to get the hang of this backwards playstyle. (rolls 2 dice... they land on snake eyes) so, that's 12 spaces. (moves Big Macintosh figurine 12 spaces backwards, it lands on a chance card space)"

excalibur: "ooh, you are lucky! to the community chest, boy!"

(elecman.exe draws a card from the community chest pile, getting the following card...)

elecman.exe: "...pay up."

typhlosion: "son of a-"

(elecman is handed $50 from discord and typhlosion)

excalibur: "...well, this is embarrassing. can i pay you in gold shavings? (holds up a gold bar)"

(...)

excalibur: "*sigh* very well, my family pocketwatch, then... (hands elecman.exe a timepiece)"

captain vul: "we should arrive in dimmsdale in about 1 hour, meta knight."

meta knight: "good, i'd hate to keep her waiting..."

who are you talking about?

meta knight: "the devil woman herself..."

...if you're talking about who i think you're talking about, then... *nosebleed*

meta knight: "i may never understand your fetish for her, smashfan..."

 

[Mari]

---Kanto region, Underground road, Celidon to Lavender town---

Mari:...You know, you guys didn't have to come with me.

Marx: And leave you alone? No way.

Drawcia: Yes, my dear, Villans stay together, remember?

Mari: But I'm not a villan.

Magolor: True...But you are our friend.

Marx: And let's be honest, Discord was annoying the HECK out of us.

Mari: Yep...Hey, Where dose this road lead to?

Magolor: Uh...Lavender Town.

Mari: *stops dead in her tracks* Did you just say...Lavender Town?

Magolor: Um, yeah, why?

Mari: Uh...*shivers* I think we should go the other way.

Marx: But the Underground Road is the fastest way to-

Drawcia: Um...GUYS!

???: DIGLETT!

Mari: DIGLETTS! RUN!

( The Digletts chase the group out of the road and only a few minutes later, it collapses.)

Marx: That was close.

Magolor: No turning back now.

Mari: *Gulp!*

 

[Muhti]

((Tsk tsk, Mari trying to join me, I see where this is going))

Muhti: Guys.... Get me.... a potion.....

Doctor Whoves: Pokemon Potion? I dare say that might not work.

Zero: We have to try though!

Doctor Whoves: I suppose that could work....

*Zero rushes in the Pokemon Center, buys the potion and comes back quickly.*

Zero: Drink up

*zero gives the potion to Muhti to drink, Muhti gulps it down with a refreshing burp*

Muhti: AHHH thanks

Zero: No problem

L: Shall we go now?

Muhti: yep I'm all ready

Torchic: Tor-Torchic! (Yay!)

Doctor Whoves: But.... Where?