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Side Story: The Universal Cure
Wow... Its amazing just how much more I can type on a computer before writers block ultimately sets in...
Fun stuff.
Warning. This is a pretty long one.
[COLLAPSE="Part 1"]--Location: Mushroom Kingdom: Sandy desert: Real World--
Gliscor: So hot...
So very tired....
Belly... empty...
Falling... into sand.
*Gliscor falls face down into the sand, and lies there. Immobile
Charizard doesn't bother to look up from his navigation map and meerly keeps walking*
Charizard: {walking away} I hope you know this sand is infested with flesh eating carnivores...
gliscor remains lying face down
Gliscor: I'm too hot and tired to care...
*Gliscor suddenly feels a pinching sensation as somehting clamps down on his wing*
Gliscor: Darn it charizard. You and those pointy toenails of yours have gone and stepped on my wing again.
Charizard: {Still walking away}
I'm over here mate...
Gliscor: ... { looks up }
{sees a hungry chain chomp clamped down on his right wing}
*Charizard takes a closer inspection of the map*
Charizard: Hmm... according to this. We should be nearing Eterna City some time around nightfall. But first we have to traverse around--
Charizaaaaarrrrrrd!
*charizard rubs his forehead in frustration*
Charizard: Oh. What can it be this time....
*Charizard takes a peek away from his map, and checks behind him to see Gliscor flying at him at full speed*
Gliscor: {tears streming from his eyes} Help meeeeeee!
*Gliscor collides with charizard full force and they both go down.*
Charizard: {struggling to get free} Gliscor. Confound it man, you're a lot heavier than you look. Get. OFF!
*Gliscor meerly trembles and covers his head. Not bothering to move off of his friend
Specs of sand fly into the air as the Chain chomp jumps several meters into the air.
Charizard notices an ominous circular black shadow slowly growing larger around them by the second*
Charizard: {trying to sound calm} Gliscor... If you don't get off of me this instant... we're both going to be flattened to death.
Now do you want that?
Gliscor: {sobbing} N-no...
Charizard: Good.
Brutally kicks Gliscor off of his stomach
Charizrad: Then GET... OFF!
*The force of the kick sends Gliscor spinning across the sand. Gliscor tucks his arms and wings in to reduce the shock of the repeated impacts
Meanwhile, Charizard looks up to see the chain chomp only several feet overhead.*
Charizard: I'll have you know I'm a very important scientist.
Now stop. Wasting. My. TIME!
*Charizard pulls back his tiny fist, and slugs the chain chomp with every bit of force that he can muster.
The punch connects right in the chain chomps face, and it's sent spiralling several feet away*
Gliscor {struggling to his feet} Ow man... That really hurt.
Gliscor notices a steadily growing shadow around his body
Gliscor: Hmm...?
Charizard: {Dusts himself off, and continues walking and studying his map}
Now... If we just keep heading in this direction
there comes a violent crash and charizard gets splattered with specs of sand
Charizard: {blowing angry tuffs of smoke from his nose}
What now...
*he looks around
And sees Gliscor pinned down by the unconcious chain chomp*
Gliscor: Help... *passes out*[/COLLAPSE]
[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]
--Location: Eterna City hotel: Nighttime Bar Room: Real World--
Charizard: Pass me another drink there Scotch.
*Tavern keeper Ursaring raises an eyebrow at the large scientist
Then pours him another cup of Raspberry flavored water*
Charizard: {Gulps the entire cup down in one setting} Well. Looks like we arrived here right on schedule.
*takes a quick glance at the map*
Although, there are certain inaccuracies to the geological structures in this map that need addressing.
*Gliscor sits on a stool near his partner with his head down on the counter*
Gliscor: {rambling} I'm never going into that infernal place again...
Never...
I'm not doing it...
* An attractive inkeeper comes over and places a giant bowel of pork stew, and three great loves of bread down on the counter in front of Gliscor *
Gliscor ...
...
Foooooooooood!
*Gliscor heartily digs in.
The innkeeper sees Gliscor perk up suddenly and laughs*
Inkeeper Sally: Well. For such a skinny little thing, I never knew you could harbor such a ravenous appetite.
Gliscor: { Between mouthfulls } Thi' stuoff is so Good.
Charizard: {closely analyzing the bubbles in his carbonated drink}
Slow down, or you'll end up getting integestion again.
Gliscor pays him no heed
Gliscor: So...
{ takes a mighty bite of honeyed bread and washes it down with red wine }
What news of the local town happenings?
Anything interesting go down lately.
*Sally takes a seat near Gliscor and pats him playfully on the shoulder*
Sally: Well. Curious and hungry.
*she begins twirling her finger around in her brown curls.
Her tone of voice suddenly shifts to light and playfull to ominous and heavy*
Sally: As a matter of fact. Theres been disapearances happening lately around town.
*Charizard takes his focus off of his drink for a second and scoots closer to Gliscor and the sexy inkeeper*
Charizard: Say what now?
Sally: You boys picks a rather unfortunate time to stop by our small little town.
As you see... It all started several months ago. My Pa and I were hanging out by the local lake. Not Ten miles away from town. It was a mighy peaceful morning. Not a cloud in the sky. The wildlife and even the very trees seemed to be rejoicing with the coming of Spring.
Nothing could ever prepare us for what would happen...
*Gliscor stops scarfing down his soup for a second and takes a serious glance over at the inkeeper*
Gliscor: Say, what happened. You weren't hurt were you?
Inkeeper Sally: No...
Thankfully, I managed to make it out with jsut a scratch...
But my Pa. He wasn't so fortunate.
There was a group of dark hooded figures. Ranging to tall to a foot high. About four or five if I recall correctly. They hid behind the trees by the dock while me and my Pa were out fishing for magikarp.
When we went and packed up. They made their move. Put a cloth around my Pappy's mouth and knocked him onconcious.
Then a tall scrawny figure went and pinned my arms behind my back. They made me watch as they opened his mouth and dropped some sort of pill inside.
My pappy immediately went into shock. He started convulsing and foaming at the mouth. The whole fit went on for several minutes...
There was nothing I could do to help him.
*Gliscor pushes his plate to the side*
Gliscor: What happened then?
Sally: They took him away.
Rumor has it theres a seceret building located somewhere inside Eterna forest, not to far from here. My cousin and I went searching for my Pa in the woods the very next day. Oddly enough, they had let me go. Told me not to ever go searching for them or my Pa or they'd pull the plug on his life, and I'd never see him again...
Still. I had to know what happened to him. So we went searching for him, and we were looking, we saw these two men with guns riding in a truck, chasing after what appeared to be a wounded Gengar.
We hid in the bushes and let them pass, then followed the trail after them. The two men passed right back by us before long. They were headed in the opposite direction and seemed to be in a big rush. We figured they musta been hitailing it away from something so we went in to investigate.
... Then we saw the Gengar again. He was badly bleeding from shot wounds to his ears and back, but still he kept moving. He was muttering something about saving his friend.
Imagine our surprise. We wanted to go over and help him, but he was giving off this sinister aura you see? It was kinda like, we knew he'd rip us to shreds if we went and ventured to close, so we followed in the bushes.
And then he led us to the top secret building...
Several things happened after that, but they're not really important. Me and my cousin immediately marked our trail and headed back to town.
But then. The black coats musta figured we were onto them and found our trail.
Ever since then there have been reports of black figures kidnapping poor innocent folks durign the wee hours of the night...
*Sally stops twirling her hair and gets up from the stool. marking the end of her story*
Sally: I'm sorry.
Theres not much more I can tell you on the subject.
Thats pretty much our situation at the moment.
*Gliscor gets up and puts a claw around her shoulders*
Gliscor: Don't you worry
{he givers her a playful wink}
We'll investigate the mysterious building for you.
Charizard: (lucky for her. That very building was our intended distination from the very get go...
Still. what has the organization been doing kidnapping people?
This isn't right. Something's going on here, and I don't like it.)
*Gliscor sees his friend looking troubled*
Gliscor: Charizard. Something wrong buddy?
*Charizard gets up from his flavored water, and dusts specs of sand off of his arms and stomach*
Charizard: I need some peace and quiet to think over a few things.
*Charizard pushes in his stool and heads up stairs. Tossing a silver coin to the Tavern keeper on his way out.*
*Gliscor feels a hand on his shoulder and looks over to see Sally throwing odd looks at him*
Sally: You know. Your friend probably needs some peace and quiet right about now...
How about we head over to my room, and we can chat in there.
*Gliscor's face turns a very obvious shade of pink*
Gliscor: Uhm... Well I...
*Sally grabs his claw and pulls him upstairs*
Sally: Come on. Don't be shy.
Gliscor {stops resisting} Hey, who am I to argue. Lead the way Sal
[/COLLAPSE]
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[COLLAPSE="The sorta Main... Side... Story... Thing."]
--Location: Chaotic Mute City Highway: Real World--
*Xiroey expertly maneavors around several cars on the highway in attempt to avoid the deadly lazors being aimed and him and his friends*
Xiroey: What the heck is going on here? Lazors in the middle of a busy highway?
Anti has taken it two steps too far this time.
*Muthi starts looking around in hidden crevases and hidden compartments, trying to find anything he can to fight back*
Muthi: Come on... Theres gotta be something in here we can use to fight back.
Were sitting ducks out here as is.
Muthi suddenly comes across something cylindrical and metalic
Muthi: BINGO!~
*Xiroeys car dodges left and right, on several occasions only manageing not to hit neighboring cars by meere millimeters*
Xiroey: Curses. Anti must be on to us. He must've known Gengar would never come all the way to lake Acutity alone.
Foolish. I should have seen this coming
*Muthi takes a giant rocked laucher out from under him and manages to position it out the open window*
Muthi: Here you are, talking like you're our leader of something
* A stray lazer barely glances of the Miror on Muthi's side, showering him with sparks
Xiroey remeains too focuses on the road to pay attention to the deadly weapon stationed right next to him*
Muthi: {Shielding his eyes} Lets see how you like this turd face...
-- Back in Meta Knight's Car --
* An unfortunate lazor connects with the rear left wheel, and sends the car swerving left and right out of control*
MK: I hate lazors...
Gengar: {Holding his belly like he's going to be sick}
Why are there lazors, and why are we shaking so much?
Why did I agree to join this stupid expedition in the first place?
... going to be sick...
*MK unsympathetically tosses Gengar a paper bag*
MK: Try not to vommit all over the car if possible. Use that.
Gengar: Gee... Thanks Meta.
Glad to see you care so much about--
*Gengar lets chucks of last nights dinner fly*
MK: {Focusing on dodging the cars and lazors.}
That all went in the bag right?
squishing noises come from the passenger side seat
Gengar: Uhm... Sorta.
*A lazor comes down and knocks out Meta Knights driver side mirror *
MK: Its no good. We can't keep this up for long.
We have to take the fight to them.
Gengar: { Taking deep breaths to calm himself } So... Abandon ship...?
*Metaknight doesn't answer, and instead hits the "eject" button. The roof opens up, and they're both sent flying high up into the air*
-- Meanwhile, back in Glactica Knights Car --
GK: Fast food...
Can burn to the ground for all I care!
Marx: {Speaking out the window to the Wendy's drive Thru Cashier}
Yes. I'll take a double bacon...
Lets see...
A Vanilla Frosty.
A couple dozen orders of dried fruit and trail mix.
Some Union Juice.
Thirty cans of Beans and Chilli.
Lighter Fluid
Uhm... Some of those small plastic things that they put on shoelases to prevent them from getting all stringy.
A canister of Aged wine
...And a small order of fries.
Get all that?
Wendy's Cashier: ...
Will that be all?
Marx: Yep.
Wendy's Cashier: That'll be $236.89 Please pull up to the front window.
Marx: Oh!
And can you make it so that It'll all fit inside a hat?
[/COLLAPSE]
Wow... Its amazing just how much more I can type on a computer before writers block ultimately sets in...
Fun stuff.
Warning. This is a pretty long one.
[COLLAPSE="Part 1"]--Location: Mushroom Kingdom: Sandy desert: Real World--
Gliscor: So hot...
So very tired....
Belly... empty...
Falling... into sand.
*Gliscor falls face down into the sand, and lies there. Immobile
Charizard doesn't bother to look up from his navigation map and meerly keeps walking*
Charizard: {walking away} I hope you know this sand is infested with flesh eating carnivores...
gliscor remains lying face down
Gliscor: I'm too hot and tired to care...
*Gliscor suddenly feels a pinching sensation as somehting clamps down on his wing*
Gliscor: Darn it charizard. You and those pointy toenails of yours have gone and stepped on my wing again.
Charizard: {Still walking away}
I'm over here mate...
Gliscor: ... { looks up }
{sees a hungry chain chomp clamped down on his right wing}
*Charizard takes a closer inspection of the map*
Charizard: Hmm... according to this. We should be nearing Eterna City some time around nightfall. But first we have to traverse around--
Charizaaaaarrrrrrd!
*charizard rubs his forehead in frustration*
Charizard: Oh. What can it be this time....
*Charizard takes a peek away from his map, and checks behind him to see Gliscor flying at him at full speed*
Gliscor: {tears streming from his eyes} Help meeeeeee!
*Gliscor collides with charizard full force and they both go down.*
Charizard: {struggling to get free} Gliscor. Confound it man, you're a lot heavier than you look. Get. OFF!
*Gliscor meerly trembles and covers his head. Not bothering to move off of his friend
Specs of sand fly into the air as the Chain chomp jumps several meters into the air.
Charizard notices an ominous circular black shadow slowly growing larger around them by the second*
Charizard: {trying to sound calm} Gliscor... If you don't get off of me this instant... we're both going to be flattened to death.
Now do you want that?
Gliscor: {sobbing} N-no...
Charizard: Good.
Brutally kicks Gliscor off of his stomach
Charizrad: Then GET... OFF!
*The force of the kick sends Gliscor spinning across the sand. Gliscor tucks his arms and wings in to reduce the shock of the repeated impacts
Meanwhile, Charizard looks up to see the chain chomp only several feet overhead.*
Charizard: I'll have you know I'm a very important scientist.
Now stop. Wasting. My. TIME!
*Charizard pulls back his tiny fist, and slugs the chain chomp with every bit of force that he can muster.
The punch connects right in the chain chomps face, and it's sent spiralling several feet away*
Gliscor {struggling to his feet} Ow man... That really hurt.
Gliscor notices a steadily growing shadow around his body
Gliscor: Hmm...?
Charizard: {Dusts himself off, and continues walking and studying his map}
Now... If we just keep heading in this direction
there comes a violent crash and charizard gets splattered with specs of sand
Charizard: {blowing angry tuffs of smoke from his nose}
What now...
*he looks around
And sees Gliscor pinned down by the unconcious chain chomp*
Gliscor: Help... *passes out*[/COLLAPSE]
[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]
--Location: Eterna City hotel: Nighttime Bar Room: Real World--
Charizard: Pass me another drink there Scotch.
*Tavern keeper Ursaring raises an eyebrow at the large scientist
Then pours him another cup of Raspberry flavored water*
Charizard: {Gulps the entire cup down in one setting} Well. Looks like we arrived here right on schedule.
*takes a quick glance at the map*
Although, there are certain inaccuracies to the geological structures in this map that need addressing.
*Gliscor sits on a stool near his partner with his head down on the counter*
Gliscor: {rambling} I'm never going into that infernal place again...
Never...
I'm not doing it...
* An attractive inkeeper comes over and places a giant bowel of pork stew, and three great loves of bread down on the counter in front of Gliscor *
Gliscor ...
...
Foooooooooood!
*Gliscor heartily digs in.
The innkeeper sees Gliscor perk up suddenly and laughs*
Inkeeper Sally: Well. For such a skinny little thing, I never knew you could harbor such a ravenous appetite.
Gliscor: { Between mouthfulls } Thi' stuoff is so Good.
Charizard: {closely analyzing the bubbles in his carbonated drink}
Slow down, or you'll end up getting integestion again.
Gliscor pays him no heed
Gliscor: So...
{ takes a mighty bite of honeyed bread and washes it down with red wine }
What news of the local town happenings?
Anything interesting go down lately.
*Sally takes a seat near Gliscor and pats him playfully on the shoulder*
Sally: Well. Curious and hungry.
*she begins twirling her finger around in her brown curls.
Her tone of voice suddenly shifts to light and playfull to ominous and heavy*
Sally: As a matter of fact. Theres been disapearances happening lately around town.
*Charizard takes his focus off of his drink for a second and scoots closer to Gliscor and the sexy inkeeper*
Charizard: Say what now?
Sally: You boys picks a rather unfortunate time to stop by our small little town.
As you see... It all started several months ago. My Pa and I were hanging out by the local lake. Not Ten miles away from town. It was a mighy peaceful morning. Not a cloud in the sky. The wildlife and even the very trees seemed to be rejoicing with the coming of Spring.
Nothing could ever prepare us for what would happen...
*Gliscor stops scarfing down his soup for a second and takes a serious glance over at the inkeeper*
Gliscor: Say, what happened. You weren't hurt were you?
Inkeeper Sally: No...
Thankfully, I managed to make it out with jsut a scratch...
But my Pa. He wasn't so fortunate.
There was a group of dark hooded figures. Ranging to tall to a foot high. About four or five if I recall correctly. They hid behind the trees by the dock while me and my Pa were out fishing for magikarp.
When we went and packed up. They made their move. Put a cloth around my Pappy's mouth and knocked him onconcious.
Then a tall scrawny figure went and pinned my arms behind my back. They made me watch as they opened his mouth and dropped some sort of pill inside.
My pappy immediately went into shock. He started convulsing and foaming at the mouth. The whole fit went on for several minutes...
There was nothing I could do to help him.
*Gliscor pushes his plate to the side*
Gliscor: What happened then?
Sally: They took him away.
Rumor has it theres a seceret building located somewhere inside Eterna forest, not to far from here. My cousin and I went searching for my Pa in the woods the very next day. Oddly enough, they had let me go. Told me not to ever go searching for them or my Pa or they'd pull the plug on his life, and I'd never see him again...
Still. I had to know what happened to him. So we went searching for him, and we were looking, we saw these two men with guns riding in a truck, chasing after what appeared to be a wounded Gengar.
We hid in the bushes and let them pass, then followed the trail after them. The two men passed right back by us before long. They were headed in the opposite direction and seemed to be in a big rush. We figured they musta been hitailing it away from something so we went in to investigate.
... Then we saw the Gengar again. He was badly bleeding from shot wounds to his ears and back, but still he kept moving. He was muttering something about saving his friend.
Imagine our surprise. We wanted to go over and help him, but he was giving off this sinister aura you see? It was kinda like, we knew he'd rip us to shreds if we went and ventured to close, so we followed in the bushes.
And then he led us to the top secret building...
Several things happened after that, but they're not really important. Me and my cousin immediately marked our trail and headed back to town.
But then. The black coats musta figured we were onto them and found our trail.
Ever since then there have been reports of black figures kidnapping poor innocent folks durign the wee hours of the night...
*Sally stops twirling her hair and gets up from the stool. marking the end of her story*
Sally: I'm sorry.
Theres not much more I can tell you on the subject.
Thats pretty much our situation at the moment.
*Gliscor gets up and puts a claw around her shoulders*
Gliscor: Don't you worry
{he givers her a playful wink}
We'll investigate the mysterious building for you.
Charizard: (lucky for her. That very building was our intended distination from the very get go...
Still. what has the organization been doing kidnapping people?
This isn't right. Something's going on here, and I don't like it.)
*Gliscor sees his friend looking troubled*
Gliscor: Charizard. Something wrong buddy?
*Charizard gets up from his flavored water, and dusts specs of sand off of his arms and stomach*
Charizard: I need some peace and quiet to think over a few things.
*Charizard pushes in his stool and heads up stairs. Tossing a silver coin to the Tavern keeper on his way out.*
*Gliscor feels a hand on his shoulder and looks over to see Sally throwing odd looks at him*
Sally: You know. Your friend probably needs some peace and quiet right about now...
How about we head over to my room, and we can chat in there.
*Gliscor's face turns a very obvious shade of pink*
Gliscor: Uhm... Well I...
*Sally grabs his claw and pulls him upstairs*
Sally: Come on. Don't be shy.
Gliscor {stops resisting} Hey, who am I to argue. Lead the way Sal
[/COLLAPSE]
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[COLLAPSE="The sorta Main... Side... Story... Thing."]
--Location: Chaotic Mute City Highway: Real World--
*Xiroey expertly maneavors around several cars on the highway in attempt to avoid the deadly lazors being aimed and him and his friends*
Xiroey: What the heck is going on here? Lazors in the middle of a busy highway?
Anti has taken it two steps too far this time.
*Muthi starts looking around in hidden crevases and hidden compartments, trying to find anything he can to fight back*
Muthi: Come on... Theres gotta be something in here we can use to fight back.
Were sitting ducks out here as is.
Muthi suddenly comes across something cylindrical and metalic
Muthi: BINGO!~
*Xiroeys car dodges left and right, on several occasions only manageing not to hit neighboring cars by meere millimeters*
Xiroey: Curses. Anti must be on to us. He must've known Gengar would never come all the way to lake Acutity alone.
Foolish. I should have seen this coming
*Muthi takes a giant rocked laucher out from under him and manages to position it out the open window*
Muthi: Here you are, talking like you're our leader of something
* A stray lazer barely glances of the Miror on Muthi's side, showering him with sparks
Xiroey remeains too focuses on the road to pay attention to the deadly weapon stationed right next to him*
Muthi: {Shielding his eyes} Lets see how you like this turd face...
-- Back in Meta Knight's Car --
* An unfortunate lazor connects with the rear left wheel, and sends the car swerving left and right out of control*
MK: I hate lazors...
Gengar: {Holding his belly like he's going to be sick}
Why are there lazors, and why are we shaking so much?
Why did I agree to join this stupid expedition in the first place?
... going to be sick...
*MK unsympathetically tosses Gengar a paper bag*
MK: Try not to vommit all over the car if possible. Use that.
Gengar: Gee... Thanks Meta.
Glad to see you care so much about--
*Gengar lets chucks of last nights dinner fly*
MK: {Focusing on dodging the cars and lazors.}
That all went in the bag right?
squishing noises come from the passenger side seat
Gengar: Uhm... Sorta.
*A lazor comes down and knocks out Meta Knights driver side mirror *
MK: Its no good. We can't keep this up for long.
We have to take the fight to them.
Gengar: { Taking deep breaths to calm himself } So... Abandon ship...?
*Metaknight doesn't answer, and instead hits the "eject" button. The roof opens up, and they're both sent flying high up into the air*
-- Meanwhile, back in Glactica Knights Car --
GK: Fast food...
Can burn to the ground for all I care!
Marx: {Speaking out the window to the Wendy's drive Thru Cashier}
Yes. I'll take a double bacon...
Lets see...
A Vanilla Frosty.
A couple dozen orders of dried fruit and trail mix.
Some Union Juice.
Thirty cans of Beans and Chilli.
Lighter Fluid
Uhm... Some of those small plastic things that they put on shoelases to prevent them from getting all stringy.
A canister of Aged wine
...And a small order of fries.
Get all that?
Wendy's Cashier: ...
Will that be all?
Marx: Yep.
Wendy's Cashier: That'll be $236.89 Please pull up to the front window.
Marx: Oh!
And can you make it so that It'll all fit inside a hat?
[/COLLAPSE]
MARS DO YOU NOW WHAT YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ower sweep 14%-20%)) Decent speed, average KB for a smash attack
