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[mars16]

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The Door is locked!!

We cant get back in.... HE'S DOOMED!! *sniff* what now?

The Girl: We should all just go to mushroom kingdom leave them behind, forget them.

Hinata: But thats not right, mars we should find away to help

aww.... but we can get the door open

The Girl: Yea, so shut up and lets go (pulls mars with her)

Hinata: Mars dont go with her, we have to help your friend

I hardly now Discord.....

*Hinata Pulls mars back!*

*uck weres smashfan when you need um *sigh*

 

[smashfan666]

tf2 announcer: "alert, a Sentry Buster has been deployed!"

sonic: "a what-buster?"

smashfan666, queen chrysalis avi: "sentry buster, essentially a land mine on legs. i've got a plan, but it's risky. medic, your Ubercharge at max?"

RED Medic: "ja!"

smashfan666, discord avi: "alright then, we're going in!"

(RED medic takes out a Kritzkrieg medigun and deploys a health stream to me, then flicks a switch on the medigun labeled "ubercharge", giving both me and the medic a red glow and shiny red texture.)

sonic: "smash, what are you doing?!"

smashfan666, discord avi: "(charges straight into the sentry buster) YYYAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

(huge explosion)

darkrai: "smashfan!"

(i emerge from the smoke scratchless)

RED medic: "oktoberfest!"

smashfan666, discord avi: "AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I AM BULLETPROOF!!! (flies in to destroy more robots)"

marx: "of course he's fine, the ubercharge makes both the deploying medic and whoever's on the receiving end invincible."

darkrai: "oyeah. (flicks head) DURR..."

magolor: "alright, let's waste 'em!"

 

[Grizzlpaw]

(???): Who the blazes is Smashfan?

*Mars' group looks around for the source of the voice, suspecting trouble.

*Gengar materializes from inside the door*

Gengar: Heard ya'll was thinking of leaving.

Mars: (This guy...)

Hinata: (Dramatic entrances are nice and all, but is it really necessary ALL the time?)

Girl: (Did I leave the stove running this morning? Hey that little black thing is kinda cute. Like a spikey little teddy bear)

Ant: (I have the wierdest boner right now)

-cricket-

-cricket-

Gengar: ...

Mars: ...

Hinata: -_-

Girl: *humming*

Gengar: {Sweating awkwardly} Do ya'll want me to phase you back inside now?

Hinata: Yeah, sure

*Gengar scratches his head*

Gengar: O-kay, you guys just hold hands And I'll turn you intangible.

 

[mars16]

Oh sh*T here we go again, Im like were not even sure if he is still alive. He's probably not even in there anymore.

The girl: My thoughts X zacly, lets go mars

Let go of me!!!

Gengar please

Hinata: Send us back in

*sniff*

The Girl: Find I dont care, Mars you better hurry back or i will be mad

Who said you can give me orders

The girl: I did, you got till 12:00 midnight

You Bit*h

*The girl jumps into the portal that leads to mushroom Kingdom*

Hinata: Im glad she is gone, she was annoying

This hole Idea is annoying.........

 

[Mari]

Marx: WAIT...WAIT...YEAH! *Pulls out portal gun*

Mari: HELL YEA! Gimme!

Magolor: Aww, I want the portal gun...

Mari: You can have your turn later. * cooly pumps portal gun* NOW we're thinking with portals!

Sonic: Put one there!

Mari: Why?

Sonic: Just do it!

(Mari Plants a portal on the wall)

Sonic: OK, Darkrai, Shoot a Shadow Ball!

( Darkrai dose this, With GLaDOS watching with wonder)

Sonic: Shoot another...NOW!

(Mari figures out what Sonic Plans to do and puts the other portal on the other side of the room. Sonic Spin dashes just as the Shadow Ball exits the other portal, Sending it stright at GLaDOS.)

GLaDOS: (!!!) Oh, Sh-

(GLaDOS explodes in a firey expodetion, and the remaining robots go offline.)

Mari: Wow...How'd you know that would happen, Sonic?

Sonic: Hello! I know Physics better then anyone. Helps when your the fastest thing alive.

Magolor: I thought you were too cool for physics...

Sonic: Well, Yeah, But Still.

Marx: Enough Chitchat, Let's get out of here!

Darkrai: Wait. Where is-

???: I'm right here.

(GK is standing next to the exit.)

GK: Shall we move on?

Magolor: BACK TO ADVENTURE!!!

Marx: -_- That was not nessicary, Mal.

Magolor: But-

Marx: NO! Just no...

 

[Muhti]

Near is on my team Xiroey

-REAL WORLD-

Muhti: Oof, some ride there.

Ryuk: *Panting* Don't remind me. What are we searching again?

Muhti: I feel as though something powerful is close....

????: Like me?

*They both turn to see a scary looking Anti-Muhti, with wounds and bones sticking out*

Anti-Muhti: I can't die until all hooded figures are dead.

Ryuk: Well you look like a zombie.

Anti-Muhti: Yes....It appears you have defeated 3 of them. Its your turn.....

*Anti-Muhti gets a necklace (Mari), a sword (Naoi), fast speed (Xiroey), Magic/ Mask (Dimentio), and a a symbol on his butt (Smashfan/MLP)*

Ryuk: *Gets Death Note ready* It's been a ride kid.

Muhti: It's not over yet.....

 

[Grizzlpaw]

For the love of-- theres just no end to these guys

*Latios tucks in his arms and jets in blindingly fast circles around the room. The room fills up with swirling currents of electricity, and Latios unleashes his Shockwave.

All the metal death balls immediately short circut*

Latios: It's pointless, we'll never win at this rate!

*Discord swats an odd difigured liiking spider-rat with a flaming umbrella and it explodes into a million fiery bits*

-Discord warps a news anchorman mustache onto his face-

Discord: Today's forcast: lots and lots of guts!

*A pieces of cooked rat parts fall at discord's feet*

Discord: Blondie, if you're not going to eat your rat pieces, please don't toss them down here...

*Latios stops circling*
Latios: Wha...?

Mars: Ignore him.

*Everybody pauses briefly and sees Mars Gengar and Hinata running down a Hallway to meet them*

Discord: Hinata! *Swats a mutated batlike mechanaloid and it spontaneously combusts*

Tell me. How've you been?

Hinata: The same as I was five minutes ago.

Listen guys the exit's this way!

-Latios's Icy Wind freezes a group of airborne enemies and they shatter to the ground-

Latios: We would love to join you guys over there but...

Nightmare Moon: We're sort of tied up at the moment

*A giant feemale Spider Rat tries to spit web at Nightmare.*

Nightmare: Thanks, but That wasn't meant to be a pun!

- Nightmare's horn glows and somehow the spider vets struck by lightning-

*A large explosion blasts a gaping hols in the wall of enemies and creates a pathway




Discord holds a box of pop rocks and a Soda Grenade launcher in each hand-

Discord: Path's clear~

*Everybody stops and makes for the gap*

-Latios whospers to Nightmare-

Latios: Yeesh, glad he's on our side

Nightmare: You have no idea.

 

[mars16]

Great lets all get out of here so I can go home... Im on a strick time limit and I hate time limits..... that Bit*h.

*Mars trips and fall*

Ouch.... aww

*A big ugly nasty Spider jumps on Mars back*

Hinata: oh no

Discord: oh no

Latios: Oh NO

Cool laid man: OH YEA

Hinata:......

Discord:.......

Dont worry I can handle this. SELF IMMULATE!!!! my new move haha.

*The spider is burnt alive*

Lets get the hell out of here!!

 

[Muhti]

-REAL WORLD-

Anti: (Everyone's voice mixed in) Now what are you going to do? You can't do anything about me. I overpower you.

Muhti: For one I can see your name. So I can write your name right now. Kill Anti!

*The mechanism took out the book and the pen and wrote Antis real name. *

Anti: *Pulls out watch* I can't wait for this.

*41 seconds later*

Anti: OHH NOOO IM DIEING

*Anti falls onto the floor and picks him/her self up and starts laughing*

Anti: Foolish Mortal, for your foolishness you die.

*Anti sped towards Muhti faster than Sonc and Xiroey combined and kept dazing Muhti*

Muhti: Urgh, what the....

*Anti took out his plasma cannon: Stage 90000000000001 and shot at Muhti*

*Muhti went flying across NYCs street and crashed onto a building*

Anti: Well, as fun as this been.

*Ryuk gets his pen ready*

Anti: I have more important things to do for Masters, which is only two of them left, but oh well.

*Anti (A mix of Smashfan, me, Mari, Xiroey, Dimentio, Gengar, Mars and Marx to remind you) vanished into thin air.

Muhti: Urgh, what happened?

Ryuk: You almost died. It seems Anti can't die till his "Masters" are dead. That's our task find the leader.

-VIRTUAL WORLD-

-Anti entered the Virtual World-

Mari: Him again...great

???: It's actually a he-she because of your power.

*Everyone turns to see Anti with fright*

Anti: Killing time....

 

[Grizzlpaw]

!

Gengar: hmm? Something the matter Latios?

Latios: I- I don't...

It's nothing. Just keep running towards the exit.

*Gengar shoots his friend a look of concern*

Gengar: Okay mate. If you say so...

Latios: (That powerful presence just now. It vanished almost instantaneously, but did I just sense... Us?)

-The group come to a "T" intersection between halls-

Gengar: Shoot, was it left or right?

Hinata: {Byakugan!}

...This way

-Discord begins merrily walking in the opposite direction

Mars grabs him and yanks him to the right-

Mars: No you don't goat-man. You're coming with us!

-Discord pulls his arm out of Mar's grasp and leaves her holding a plastic replica.

Mars drops it with a sharp "Eww!"-

Discord: Our work here isn't done. Yet.

-Mars slaps her head in frustration-

Mars: Darkrai and Smashfan...

-Discord slaps his hand down on a giant red buzzer-

Discord: I'm sorry, you didn't form your response in the form of a question.

Mars: (Ugh!) Come on!

-Mars grabs Discord again and yanks him to the left.

...then sighs an inward sigh of relief when it doesn't come off.-

 

[mars16]

Im a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignore my avaters!!!!!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Ehem... Yes.
Yes of corse...







Edit: I'x change it, but my phone is rage-inducing when trying to edit

 

[mars16]

What the... Hinata how did you do that with your eyes.. I didn't now that about you!!

Discord: anyone can do it *DUH*

Ill try......... I cant do it, aww....

Hinata: only I can do it and no one else ok

When you were working here did you have those surgicaly implanted!!!

Hinata: No.......Dude, you cant do it.

Aww....

*Meanwhile* or not*

 

[Mari]

Mari: RUN FOR IT!!

( All start running in the oppiside direction.)

Marx: Hang on...*GPS Activated* YES!! I knew I had that somewhere in there!

Magolor: You have a GPS? Where- Oh. Wait, the Vault...

Marx: Like I said, I Put a Lot of stuff in my hat...

MK: Your...Hat?

Marx: It's kinda like Kirby's stomich...

Kirby: How is it like my tummy?

Marx: It's a entrance to space itself...

Sonic: Can I see?

(Marx takes off his hat and Sonic peeks in.)

Sonic: ...Whoa...I feel like I'm looking at a black hole or something...

Marx: Yeah, Well, just don't fall in. I did once, looking for my ball, and 4 months passed when I found the way out.

(Marx puts his hat on his head and starts turning to the left.)

Mari: Where are you going?

Marx: The Vault. There's some more stuff in there I wanna grab.

GK: Wait, you know where it is?

Marx: Uh, DUUUHH...

Sonic: There has to be another member of the order guarding it! We need to lose this freak and get there, Fast!

MK:...I will fight this beast.

Mari: Meta Knight...Are you sure?

MK: If it will buy you time, then yes. Just promise me you will return the Star Rod to it's rightful place...

Mari: No problem. Good luck.

MK: Farewell. (Dissappears to fight Anti-Muhti.)

Marx: This Way!

 

[mars16]

Meanwhile***

Great theres the exit!!, But the theres a steel like something blocking it!!!

Discord: Door idiot

Shutup, how do we get out!!

Discord: Do we need a key

There's no Key hole idiot

Hinata: shut up Im thinking..........................................................

You now, I find my self to talk more then usual..... whats up with that... So the other day I saw this Hot chi....(interrupted)

Hinata: found it!!!! *press's button*....... Its not working...

Were's Gengar he can easily get us out of here!

Continuing***

He is now where to be found, darn it... im going to be so late....

Hinata: Mars try using your fireball blast on the door or something.

Discord: I can talk it to death!!?

Hinata: No you'd kill us instead, mars do it.

Dont rush me im concentrating my energy... god...

Kha ma haaa maa (interrupted)

Hinata: stop playing around blast the bloody DOOR!!!


*meanwhile* or not*

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Gengar: Look out Xiroey! Scrapegoat!

*A fleet of goat with bladed horns charge Xiroey head on*

Xiroey: Got it!

*Xiroey takes a deep breath and blows out his Icy Wind. The fleet of Ram hit the Icy wall and immediately go down with frozen limbs*

Gengar: Man I wish I could learn that...

*A giant axe wielding minotaur tries to slice Gengar in half, and snaps him out of his revierie

Gengar simply stands there and the attack passes right through*

Gengar: *Sighs* We've been through this a thousand times...

I'm a GHOST type... Normal attacks have no effect.

*The minotaur reaches down on the floor, coats his fist with dust, and slugs gengar in the face.

The move connects, but gengar doesn't flinch*

Gengar: {Yawns} Nice try there, but Ground-type moves have no effect either...

Levitate...

*The minotaur goes in again with the axe*

Gengar: -.- Sure... Why not.

Xiroey: Quit playing with the mentally ********
goat boss and HELP ME!

Gengar: Aww, but look at him. he's trying so hard...

*A giant spider rat jumps Xiroey and begins gnawing his ear.

Xiroey gives Gengar a face that says "Get your *** over her and help me kill these d*mn rats or else*

Gengar: Fine...

*The minotaur attacks Gengar with a perfectly-executed Kirate kick*

Gengar: Nope... Fighting-type attacks won't work either...

I think thats enough.

*Gengar enters the minotaur's body and causes it to knock itself out with it's own axe

All the smaller grunt enemies see their boss go down and flee*

Xiroey: *dusting off his hands*
{sigh} I've only just woken up from that pod, and I must've already gained at least 10 levels...

You sure your old trainer is in this direction?

Gengar: I saw Sid head this way when we first infiltrated the place. He has to be around here...

-Xiroey rubs his sore ear-

Xiroey: Lets hope... My hearing can't take much more of this.

 

[mars16]

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

There the Door is destroyed!! lets get out of here, FINALLY.

Hinata: Not bad.

Discord: I could have done better

Suck it Discord

*They leave the facility*

I dont now whwre every one else is but Ill be seeing you later Hinata, PEACE......and discord I geuss

Hinata: In another days work I guess, later

*meanwhile* or not*

 

[smashfan666]

discord: "so, what should we do now?"

nightmare moon: "the only thing we can; find a way back to where this mysterious organization is keeping everyone."

discord: "wait, what?"

hinata: "don't you remember when you got mars, retro, and xiroey out of the virtual world?"

discord: "you must have me confused for someone else..."

hinata: "you fell 50 feet into the underground facility through a crack in the floor."

discord: "...still not ringing a bell."

hinata: "OH COME ON!! "

discord: "come now, hinata, can't you take a joke? you've no fun in your life."

gengar: "WILL SOMEONE GET OFF THEIR *** AND HELP US OUT OVER HERE?!"

(back in the virtual world, we run into mecha-tord yet again)

smashfan666, queen chrysalis avi: "you again?!"

smashfan666, discord avi: "well that's just fine."

mecha-tord: "SMASHFAN, NOW I AM GOING TO-"

sonic: "don't, linoleum-lips. we've already broken 2 of your 'games', we're sick and tired of your multiplayer bullsh**!"

darkrai: "sonic is right, face us in standard combat for once, you snake!"

mecha-tord: "VERY WELL."

(everyone is transported to the town arena from Yugioh the Falsebound Kingdom)

mecha-tord: "OUR BATTLE WILL BE A 3-ON-3, TURN-BASED BOSS FIGHT! YOU MAY PICK ANY THREE OF YOURSELVES TO SEND INTO BATTLE AGAINST ME AND MY TWO COHORTS."

(mecha-tord brings 2 random people from elsewhere in the virtual world to his side of the arena. a Floating Castle of Dark Illusions (which is a Yugioh monster, btw), and... what's this?! my Nightmare Moon avi taken over by a corrupt AI!)

smashfan666, discord avi: "is that... ?!"

corrupt AI, nightmare moon avi: "PrePArE YOursElVes, fOOls!"

mecha-tord: "SELECT YOUR 3 COMBATANTS. AND CHOOSE WISELY; FOR ONCE YOU SEND YOUR 3 INTO BATTLE, THERE IS NO SWAPPING-OUT..."

 

[Muhti]

-VIRTUAL WORLD-

Light: One from each team, it sounds reasonable. Smashfan will head in automatically

Smashfan-D: Alright, seems fair enough. Mari?

Mari: Well I-

Darkrai: I'm going. I need to protect everyone

Mecha-Tord: HURRY UP!

Mari: Alright. and what is left of Muhtis team?

Dimentio: Im going in, I didnt show any of my bada--ery. I feel like a worthless piece of paper without fighting.

Sonic: *mumbles* You are a worthless piece of paper.

Magalor: Alright, let's Dimentio, Smashfan-D, and Darkrai, (D pattern here XD) vs Mecha-Turd and his two pieces of trash.

Smashfan-D: HEY! THATS MY AVI YOUR TALKING ABOUT!

Near: GUYS! Focus.... we need to do this.

Light: HEY MECHA-LORD! WE CHOSE OUR CONTESTANTS!

Dimentio: WE ARE ON A SECRET GAME SHOW?! WHAT DID I WIN?!

Light: Nothing you idiot.

Mecha-Tord: Good....

*Mecha-Tord transports the 3 D's to the battling platform.*

+Pokemon HG/SG/G/S: Reds Theme+

Dimentio: 150 HP
Mecha Tord: 200 HP
C-AI. NMA: 150 HP
Smashfan-D: 175 HP
Floating Castle of Dark Illusions: 175 HP
Darkrai: 200 HP

Dimentio: Magic Beam , Teleportation (Teleports but the next move he hits), Explosion Box (Rare Chance, but a 1-Hit KO), Menacing Stare (Lowers Attack)

Darkrai:Nightmare, Nasty Plot, Dream Eater, Dark
Void

The rest of the moves I dont care of...

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Lmao at Darkrai's moveset! xD

Nightmare, but no Dark void
Nasty Plot, but no Special attacks

Theres dream eater, but its useless because...again: No Dark Void!

Darkrai --> quick attack spam ftw?

 

[smashfan666]

-BATTLE START-

+battle music: Boss Theme (Kaiba campaign) - Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Falsebound Kingdom+

-MECHA-TORD used MACHINE GUN on DIMENTIO!-

(mecha-tord's left arm turns into a gatling gun and fires at leas 9001 bullets at dimentio)

-DIMENTIO suffered 22 dmg!-

-Dimentio's HP: 128-

dimentio: "AGH! now i know how being gunned down by a heavy with a tomislav literally feels... ow..."

-CASTLE OF D. ILLUSIONS used DARK FOG!-

-MECHA-TORD, AI-NMM, and CASTLE OF D. ILLUSIONS were concealed in a shadowy haze, damage taken will be halved.-

darkrai: "blast it!"

smashfan666, discord avi: "if you insist!"

-SMASHFAN-D used MIMIC on MECHA-TORD!-

-SMASHFAN-D copied MACHINE GUN!-

smashfan666, discord avi: "(blasting many bullets into the haze at mecha-tord) YATDADADADADADADADA, YATDADADADADADADA, DUVODADUHDEVEIDAHDEHDA!"

-MECHA-TORD suffered 10 dmg!-

-Mecha-Tord's HP: 190-

darkrai: "hmm... perhaps i can be of some help..."

-DARKRAI used NASTY PLOT!-

-DARKRAI's special atk was raised two stages!-

smashfan666, discord avi: "do you even know what you're doing, darkrai?"

darkrai: "just trust me, i've got an idea for taking out that giant yu-gi-oh monster."

dimentio: "for all our sakes, it better be a good one..."

 

[Mari]

Mari:...(We really need to get to that vault...) Darkrai! We'er heading for the Vault! Can you hold these guys off untill we get there?

Darkrai: I believe I can, Mari. Go on.

Sonic: Good luck buddy!

(Magolor, Kirby, Marx, Sonic, GK, and Mari all head out to the Vault.)

Magolor: Your sure Darkrai will be alright?

Sonic: He's the lord of nightmares, of cource he'll be alright!...I hope...

Marx: Remember, there could be another member of the Order guarding the Vault. I didn't see him, but I'm sure he's still there.

Magolor: If we can Find the Lor, I can use the data on my computer to rip this virtual world apart!

GK: Then let us make haste. We have no time to lose!

(Meanwhile...With Meta Knight and Anti-Muhti...) *Or Not...*

 

[mars16]

*meanwhile*

2 hours later after jumping in a portal***

*Walking the streets of mustroom kingdom*

So what happen next!!!

Uber Mario: Well when she got done drinking that large bottle she grabbed another one!!

Holy sh*t she's stupid, this sum funny sh*t I wish I was there.......aww...

Uber mario: I haven't seen you in a while theo, bro were have you been dude?

Hanging out with weirdo's.... were all weirdo's but yea. First Im helping a bunch of pony's and Aliens and weird snail like creatures defeat Hada's, fighting some fat Pig and then theres this colorful dude... it was fun kinda..

Uber Mario: o... ok whatever..

Blargy: HAHAHA LONG TIME NO SEE MARS16.

Holy **** its Blargy the broken fighter.... what are you doing here.

Blargy: a you now me, im here to cause unessecary trouble haha, lets Fight!!!!

Aww... I cant... I gotta get home...later ok..

*Meanwhile*Or not*

*Continue ing*

Honey Im Ho.....the f*ck am I saying.....

The Girl: Took you long enough

Shut up, you see c im back just in time... now go make my dinner Im hungry

*BOOOOOOOM*(A loud x splosion out side)

What was that!!! (opens door)

Stinkomanfan: Mars long time now see(siting on a huge frog)

God... for one day, FOR ONE **** DAY can I get a break!!!! Stinkoman fan what do you want, im off right now, and Im tired of beating up weirdo's and ugly creatures.... go bother Smashfan he's always on duty..

Stinkomanfan: Aww.... but he's no fun....... the boss wont answer my phone calls any more.....

Oh....welll..... Ok.. GO AWAY!!

*Meanwhile**or not**

 

[Muhti]

-REAL WORLD-

Muhti: uh what's that?

*Muhti points to a plane descending into NYC and crashes in to the twin tower*

Muhti: Are we?

*Muhti coughs due to smoke*

Ryuk: I said I would transport you to the real world, not the present.

Muhti: We need to...get out....

Ryuk: Well no sh** Sherlock

Muhti: Hmmph

*20 minutes trudging in NYC*

-BOOM-

*Muhti gets goosebumps like when he watched the reruns, only larger.*

Ryuk: Alot of smoke back there, can't you fly?

Muhti: Yea....but...too much smoke...

Ryuk: Alright, but can't you help th-

Muhti: What the he**?!

*They both look up and see a hooded figure figure laughing*

Ryuk: We found our target, roger

 

[mars16]

*meanwhile*

*SLAM**

OK were was i... oh yea I was hungry!! HURRY UP WOMEN IM HUNGRY!!......

The girl: Food.... but why food when u can get something better...

Mcdonalds........ no wait thats still food..

The girl: (Teasing)

Wow wait, wait a minute...... or not

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Bloody hell who is it!!!

*opens the door*

WTF NINJAST!!! This is the second time u have interrupted me,, its... its f**** amiazing how well your timing is...!!

Ninjast: Theres a fight out side.

Agian really, you said this on page nine of this damn THREAD!!!

Ninjast: This dude name Stinko what ever is getting his butt kicked by that Blargy and Tacel guy!!!

,....................................I GOTTA SEE THIS!!!!

*meanwhile*or not*

 

[Grizzlpaw]

HIT THE DECK!!!

...

*Gliscor lifts up from beneath a fallen lab table He winces from several freely bleeding cuts due to exploding glass*

Gliscor: Ow... My ears...

*Gliscor pushes the table all the way off and slowly manages to stand up.

The lab lies in ruins.
All the lab tables lie on their sides along with a fine film of broken glass, covering the floor like glitter.

All objects of the room are black, and the air hangs thick with smoke.

Gliscor slowly tries to make his way around the blackened equipment, making sure not to inhale too deeply. The smoke burns his eyes and they fill with tears.

Still, he tries to search the lab for sign of his partner*

Gliscor: Charizard! Where the blazes are you?

*Gliscor stops as he feels something soft underfoot. He looks down to see a red hand twitching from beneath a fallen bookshelf.

Gliscor: Charizard!

Hold on!

*Gliscor's claws glow bright yellow*

X-Scissor!

*The bookcase splifs into four sections, revealing charizard's moaning form underneath.

Gliscor sighs with relief.*

Gliscor: Thank heavens.

-he reaches down and starts digging charizard out.

Eventually charizard picks himself out and stands.

Charizard: {Rubbing his head} Good, you were able to take cover in time.

-he takes a look around at the charred laboratory-

Charizard: Looks like the outside of a military bomb shelter in here.

...or Scrappy's house. Ow.

Gliscor: -looking around- All that research...

-charizard meerly dusts himself off

Gliscor turns angrily toward his friend-

Gliscor: You see! I told you mixing Sulfur was a bad idea! Just look at this!

-Charizard cracks his neck experimentally-

Gliscor: All that work...

We were so close!!!

Charizard: ... And successful.

-Gliscor stops with mouth hanging open-

Gliscor: Come again?

Charizard: Our hypothesis... Was correct.

Gliscor: You mean...?

*Charizard blows blue torrent of fire out from his nostrils*

Charizard: I mean we were correct.

*Charizard holds his paws out to Gliscor.
Then opens them to reveal a terrified rat.

Terrified but perfectly healthy.*

Gliscor: You mean...

*Charizard nods*

Charizard: Gliscor, I present to yoi, the universal cure!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Stinkomanfan: U guys are such bully's, go away!

Blargy: No Im not done kicking your a$$ mahahahahaha

Stinkoman fan: Thats it, (Pulls out a shot gun). Lets do this.

+Matrix Music+

Tacel: This... this guy is getting serious......

Stinkoman fan: The boss always told me to never back down,(loading shotgun). This reminds me of the resident evil day *sniff* I never thought I had to pull you out again

+Sonic adventure battle 2, lie and learn+

Stinkomanfan: IM TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND!!!

The girl: Oh he so manly...


.....what

The girl: he's more manly er then you (quitly laughing).

What, yea what ever.... hmph.......

Stinkoman fan: Time to die

Blargy: I... think we should get out of here.... HE'S... HE'S GOT A SHOTGUN!!!!!!!! RUUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

*BOOM**BOOM**

Stinkomanfan:: HAHAH TIME TO DIE!!

*BOOM**BOOM**

Tacel: He shot me, im down... Im down!!!! Help me Blargy.

Blargy: Hell no Im out of here!

*Meanwhile*or not*

 

[Muhti]

-REAL WORLD-

Muhti: So, how do we approach?

???: Like this

*Muhti turns around and sees nobody behind him, then looks forward and sees the hooded figure*

Muhti: ARGH!

Hooded Leader: Hello....Muhti.....

Muhti: You know my name?

Ryuk: idiot... He has a Death Note from Alternate Muhti, then traded for Shimigami eyes.

Hooded Leader: You're smart aren't you? This is going to be....

*South Tower collapses*

Hooded Leader: ...MY WORLD!!!

Muhti: You sick bast***

Hooded Leader: AHAHAHA I AM....

*takes off hood*

-Smashfan fill in who he is-

 

[smashfan666]

(DUN DUN DUNNNNNN...)

ryuk: "TORD?! THE REAL ONE?!"

muhti2: "...okay, canon pothole here. you LEFT your show. of YOUR OWN FREE WILL. and not to mention, EVERYONE LOVED YOU! why? why the HELL are you the leader of an organization of characters NOBODY likes?!"

tord: "that's a long and complicated story. but what matters now, is that... (presses a button)"

(lazers fire everywhere, some hitting the death notes and completely vaporizing them.)

tord: "that you all are out of the picture... (teleports away)"

ryuk: "okay, now that's just dumb. since when could he teleport?! he's perfectly mortal!"

tord: "(teleports back in) that is also a long and complicated story. (teleports out again)"

muhti2: "...just roll with it, guys."

 

[Muhti]

((Uh Smashfan, it's just me and Ryuk XD The rest is in the Virtual world with you guys XD Can you fix it?))

-REAL WORLD-

Muhti: He went into the virtual world...

Ryuk: WHAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SIRENS. My Death Note is still here since a Shimigamis personal Death note is indescructable. But why waste it for your sake. HAHAHA!

Muhti: WHAT?!

Ryuk: *mumbles and grunts*

Muhti: We need to get out of here and back to the Virtual World.

Ryuk: Oh God No

*Muhti steps on Ryuk while he whines like a little girl and takes him back to the virtual world.

-VIRTUAL WORLD-

Muhti has entered the Virtual World
Ryuk has entered the Virtual World
Tord has entered the Virtual World......

 

[Mari]

Marx: Here! It's here!

(Sure enough, A huge Vault door takes up the entire room.)

Marx: Damn it! It's locked!

Magolor: It was open before?

Marx: Like a walnut. Now we gotta figure out how to get in.

Sonic: Well...Is there a password?

Marx: Nope. It's a kinetic Mindlock.

Mari:...Mindlock?

GK: Only some one like Near can open this...Or someone with magic...

Magolor:...Maybe...I can try...

Kirby: Poyo! Hi, Mr. Man!

Mari: Man?-

???: Hello...Mari.

(A hooded figure stands behind all of them.)

Sonic: I thought there were only 5 members!

Mari: Wait,....That voice...YOU!! I knew it!

???: Oh, I'm suprised you reconized me. It's been a while.

Marx: So your the one who guards the vault!

???: and your the little DreamLander who snuck in here last time. This time, though...
None of you will come out of here alive...

(The hooded figure throws off his garment, reveling his identeny....)

*FILL IN MINE TOO, SMASHFAN!!!*

 

[smashfan666]

(and the mystery person is...)

discord: "GOTCHA! it's just me!"

(all sigh)

sonic: "good, we thought you were someone of actually malicious intent..."

magolor: "what're you doing here, anyways?"

discord: "i'd heard about this organization capturing everyone and placing them in pods. sure, i COULD have gone all GMod and messed around with their unconsious bodies. but y'know what? NO. physical harm is beneath me, now. and look who else i've found! (snaps fingers)"

(hinata, xiroey, retroantonio, gengar, and nightmare moon appear from a bright flash)

magolor: "i don't believe it. retro, xiroey, hinata, nightmare moon, gengar- wait... NIGHTMARE MOON?! (runs behind sonic)"

discord: "calm down, everyone. she's on our side now."

sonic: "how do you know that, discord?"

nightmare moon: "what truly put my mind on this is that these hooded men have wronged me just as much as they have all of you."

discord: "(flies up to magolor) i recorded them complaining about the night."

magolor: "ooohhhh..."

sonic: "anyway, how should we open this vault?"

discord: "i can fix that in a jiffy. (one finger on eagle talon turns into a blowtorch) stand back. (starts burning through the metal vault door)"

???: "hold it!"

(a battalion of flyguys is behind them)

galacta knight: "...oh, sh**."

flyguy: "CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!"

gengar: "everyone, protect discord while he opens the vault!"

 

[Mari]

Mari: Kirby!

Kirby: I know, jeez...

(Kirby inhales all of the flyguys)

Kirby: *gulb* Problem solved.

Magolor: 0-0

Discord: Got it!

(The vault slowly opens with a loud creek.)

All: Whoooooaaa....

Mari: Oh. My. Fu**ing. CHEESEBALLS.

Marx: Woo! Free stuff!

Sonic: I'v never seen so many rings in my life...

Magolor: Or stars...Or...Hey! The Lor!

(Magolor runs towreds his giant ship.)

Magolor: In here guys!

Mari: Wow...This place is suprisingly...undamaged...

Magolor: All I have to do is boot up the program and we're outta here!

Marx: I'm Back! *carring a sack full of stuff.*

Mari: Great, Let's-

(Gengar poofs behind Mari)

Gengar: Boo!.

Mari: YAAAAAAHH! (Shoots up towreds celling)

Sonic: Gengar...

Gengar: What? ^^

 

[Muhti]

*Muhti slammed onto the floor*

Muhti: Where are you Tord?

???:Here

*Tord kicks Muhti and Muhti flies in oblivion, Muhti flies and fires at Tord*

Tord: Urgh, you're weak kid.

Muhti: I DON'T CARE!

*Muhti slams into Tord and flies across the floor and lands between the battle between Mecha-Tord,Dimentio, Darkrai, etc.*

 

[smashfan666]

(an alarm goes off)

meta knight: "...what NOW?"

alarm: "ALERT! INTRUDERS HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN THE MACGUFFIN VAULT! SENSORS INDICATE THEY ARE ABOARD THE LOR STARCUTTER!"

gengar: "...eeyup, guess that was MY fault... again..."

alarm: "YES IT WAS. ANYWAY, DISPATCH ALL AVAILABLE LARGE-SIZED TROOPS TO APPREHEND THE INTRUDERS!"

???: "BUMO!"

magolor: "...wha?"

(a pile of black sludge drops from the ceiling)

discord: "...we have to fight THAT? weak."

(the black sludge starts morphing into a giant being)

shadow devil: "bumo! bumomomo! bumomomomomomomo, bumo!"

hinata: "O.O what... the hell did it just say?"

gengar: "uhhm... none of us speak 'cliched megaman boss', you know..."

shadow devil: "bumomo?! bumomomomomo! BUMO!"

+VS Shadow Devil - Megaman X5+

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Gengar: So we meet again... Old friend...

Latios: >_> Gengar... What in blazes are you talking about?

Gengar: *Closes his eyes* Ohh, how I've awaited this d-AY!

*Gengar does a cliched 10 ft. jump while holding his but

Latios blows sparks from his claw*

Latios: You've obviously one too many cups of coffee this morning.

Go sit down...

*Gengar's flight is finally broken.


By Mari's lap.*

Gengar: * rubbing his head* Ow... thanks Mar--

Mari: EEEAAAAAP!

*Mari blasts him away with her necklace*

*whispering to Discord*
Sonic: Are we going to do something about that?

Discord: What are you talking about? A little pain builds friendship ^^

Sonic: What are you--

Discord: EEEEEAAAP!
*Discord screaches in a perfect imitation of Mari then blasts him away*

MK: *See's the fight raging on, then swishes his sword toward GK*

FIGHT ME...

-Mari slugs MK in the head-

Mari: Oh, don't you two start...

*Gengar's body finally collides with the side of the Lor.

The impact knocks him unconcious, and, by reflex, he goes untangible*

Nightmare Moon: I refuse to be blamed for this. *tosses her mane*

Maglor: You mean the fact that the ship and everyone in it is turning transparent?

Nightmare Moon: Yes.

And I refuse to be blamed.

*Sure enough, Gengar's unconcious bosy sinks into the floor of the Lor, and the entire ship goes intangible

Outside, the giant slime monster shoots Sludge Bombs at the ship, and they pass right through.

Nightmare Moon: ... That aas totally MY doing...

Mari: -_-

*Blasts Nightmare*

Go sit your *** down...

 

[smashfan666]

(xiroey, i'm still in the virtual world with darkrai, dimentio, and both of my adjacent avatars. how in the name of continuity did i get out while locked in combat against mecha-tord, my NMM avi, and the castle of dark illusions?)

EDIT: (many thanks )

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Wait....

K
Fixed.

 

[smashfan666]

-SMASHFAN-D used REFERENCE on MECHA-TORD-

(my head turns into the Pain Train melee weapon from TF2)

demoman's voice: "THATSMASHFAN'SABLOODYPAINTRAIN"

heavy's voice: "DED"

(huge explosion)

-MECHA-TORD suffered 40 dmg!-

-Mecha-Tord's HP: 150-

-MECHA-TORD's dignity decreased by 9001 XD-

mecha-tord: "THIS IS WHY ROBOTS ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU BIOLOGICALS. YOUR FIXATION FOR INTERNET JOKES AND REFERENCES WILL ALWAYS GET THE BETTER OF YOU..."

smashfan666, discord avi: "call it a weakness if you want, you'll get your chassis handed to you on a plate made from your own brethren in the end either way..."

-the effects of DARK FOG wore off!-

darkrai: "perfect timing!"

-DARKRAI used DARK VOID!-

(dark energy balls hit mecha-tord, the castle of dark illusions, and the corrupt AI controlling my nightmare moon avi)

-MECHA-TORD, AI-NMM, and CASTLE OF D. ILLUSIONS fell asleep!-

 

[Mari]

Mari: Magolor, Get that program up and running!

Magolor: How?! We're TRANSPARENT!!!

Mari: Sh**!...Now what?

Shadow Devil: BUMO!!

(The giant boss pounds the ground, sending Discord into a giant pile of Mario coins.)

Discord: Ouchies...*relizes he's in a pile of coins* JACKPOT, BABY!!

Mari: Great, He's useless...

Marx: *looking around in his hat* GAH! I got nothing to get rid of that overgrown fat dude!

Sonic: He can't touch us, We can't touch him...Looks like there's only one option.


MK: And that is?

Sonic: Wake Gengar up.

GK: ...The Star Rod...It's power can wake any creture.

Mari: Oh, no. I am NOT going near That creepy-

Marx: It's that, Or we're all gonna die. Your choice.

Mari:...Do I HAVE to...?

Kirby: You would rather get eaten by That?

Shadow Devil: Buuuuummmooo!!

Mari: AAH! No fair...

MK: Life is not fair.

Mari: -_- Do not remind me...