FIRST.NAME.BASIS - NOID + Takeover are good!

[Omni]

CREW GLOSSARY

bsmash
Unintentionally hitting someone with an abstract area of any
attack's hitbox, usually resulting in a backwards trajectory.

cuddle puddle
The oft-cited yet rarely seen fusion of FNB's minds and bodies.
Comes about once in a millenia, or after a trip back from Jersey.

duck
It doesn't matter if you're giving it, receiving it, or even if you
have one for a head, there are plenty of ducks to go around.

the french tickler
Zero Suit's usmash, usually used to humiliating effect.
Does, like, 3% damage. Christ. It sucks.

GOT 'EM
Beware, you can be gotten anywhere. In your cities. In your cars.
In your very homes. You have been warned.

HERE IT COMES
DK's fair. So slow and stupid, DK might as well announce it.
Despite this, it will usually hit you.

HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Falco's windmill jab combo. The coolest sound in Brawl.
Also incredibly fun to say. Try it!

IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD.
Have you played R.O.B. for a week? DDD? G&W? If so, you
just might be the best one...IN THE WOOORLD.

intentional footstooling
There's no such thing. Don't kid yourself.

LORGO
LORGO.

nah dawg
Oh, you wanted me to roll into that fsmash? You wanted to pivot
grab instead of roll? You want to play Melee? Nah dawg.

neck-kick
The result of Snake's uair. Don't dare to challenge this move,
lest you be kicked by his mother****ing throat.

pivot trip
SASSY's secret weapon of choice. Literally what it sounds like.
Pivot [grabbing, sometimes] directly into a trip. A-ha. Idiot.

u gay
Literally the only response possible sometimes. Used only when someone
is literally SO gay that they must immediately be made aware.

yayyy
Tripping! Yayyy! Metaknight! Yayyy! The Summit! Yayyy!
Not deciding to go to SV and striking there anyway! Yayyy!

.....
You know that little game where like, you spotdodge, then your
opponent spotdodges, then you do? What the **** is that?
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*dea d*

 

[Coney]

honorary status is withheld, only to people who actively do something for first name basis or are often affiliated with us to a substantial degree

bio will probably always be first, he made us an entire wii theme...cook, freeze played with us a lot, lobos repped us in a crew battle when we were younger, tant supported our first movements, NKB gave us some videos

we'll prolly have to tighten up the list sometime, it really is pretty outdated

let me plug FNB on directional influence and all of long island is in like flint

it's really more of an excuse to get you guys on, since i love you fellas

 

[@TKbreezy]

Oh yea that..Forgot...the number one rule

Regardless of what anyone else says

honoraries only get in by coney

even if ALL of the other members want a certain person in

or IF none of the member want a person in...Bull**** imo.

 

[Coney]

i don't think there's anybody that's been considered for honorary that i've shot down, ever, unless one of us had a problem with them or if they weren't really up to that status

which i guess really would be up to my judgement call

but i can't really think of anybody in our region, or any other, that're really that cool with all of us, except for LI, omni and meep

malc could be an honorary based on the sheer fact that he'd be an instant member if he lived here

 

[Lobos]

lol @ cook

 

[@TKbreezy]

cook should be off honorary for more reasons then just because he Doesnt brawl anymore

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

Edit: Oh wow...did we just pocket eliminate Kyle from FNB?...LMAO

 

[SOVAman]

LMFAO @ Matador getting kicked out

Oh yea that..Forgot...the number one rule

Regardless of what anyone else says

honoraries only get in by coney

even if ALL of the other members want a certain person in

or IF none of the member want a person in...Bull**** imo.

Also yea, kinda like ATHF.

One decides all

 

[Coney]

yeah kyle's inactivity really did it, sadly :<

we still love him!

also please never compare us to ATHF again

 

[B0NK]

yeah kyle's inactivity really did it, sadly :<

we still love him!

also please never compare us to ATHF again

Coney might as well be the tant of F.N.B.

Get at me.

 

[Coney]

dance my puppets dance

 

[@TKbreezy]

Don't do that B...I was kidding about coney Tyranny over honoraries...we all pretty much agreed on honoraries (except for one but thats just my personal "not this guy")

and hmmmmmmmm We need a new Wii Then..since the one we have now is all outdated...2 members on the list aren't even playing anymore

also we should add one more person so HAT isnt all lonely at the bottom....can't thnk of how right now tho (hmm)

 

[Coney]

Don't do that B...I was kidding about coney Tyranny over honoraries...we all pretty much agreed on honoraries (except for one but thats just my personal "not this guy")

lmfao @ "not THIS guy (ono) "

we'll talk about honorary members tonight hombre

as for new members...there were two we were considering, if you remember...maybe we can persuade them to join our dark alliance yet

 

[SOVAman]

I would say you guys are a lot like ATHF, but

but you kicked out a member so nvm

 

[@TKbreezy]

sounds good...bout to go home and fap on your bed tho...and not change the sheets

see ya later =]


Edit:L MAO sanoscy is still in ATHF

**** get off his **** tant...like he isnt even remotely active anymore

***** hasnt been to a (offline) tourney in like a year.

Double Edit: uhh and LLOD and SGOD also...them nigahz havent been anywhere either...still on that 08 metagame and ****

 

[Coney]

brb buying new bed

 

[SOVAman]

Yep, I don't know how he got there to begin with

but I am no longer ATHF so that is not my concern

 

[The Dashing Knight]

This is easily the gayest theme I've ever seen. Why not Tiny Toons? How have you guys even seen Baby Looney Tunes? It aired in like 2002, and everyone here should've been at least 12 by that time. It's a kids show, and I don't mean a good one like Hey Arnold or Spongebob, it's for toddlers.

 

[Coney]

but they're so cute

 

[The Dashing Knight]

>_<

got me

 

[B0NK]

Edit:L MAO sanoscy is still in ATHF

**** get off his **** tant...like he isnt even remotely active anymore

***** hasnt been to a (offline) tourney in like a year.

Double Edit: uhh and LLOD and SGOD also...them nigahz havent been anywhere either...still on that 08 metagame and ****

we still don't know where Betazealot came from.....

 

[Kenrawr]

If we're making a couple NY/NJ honoraries because they're cool with jus one or two of us (and don't know the other 7-8 of us) then I demand we make all of PA honorary :O

 

[NO-IDea]

Can we not have honoraries? I don't see the point. What does having honorary status do for said player?

 

[KageMurphy]

Edit:L MAO sanoscy is still in ATHF

**** get off his **** tant...like he isnt even remotely active anymore

***** hasnt been to a (offline) tourney in like a year.

Double Edit: uhh and LLOD and SGOD also...them nigahz havent been anywhere either...still on that 08 metagame and ****

They still play tho, unlike the members you removed who just don't play... plus its not that big of a deal to not be queers to people like some of ya'll.

I don't normally say anything in this thread cause idc but really, shut up, if you can do that, we can avoid an argument, one in which you won't engage in face to face.


Edit: Someone said this sounded like a threat, its not. Just don't come assuming stuff about my crew and talking crazy online when we all still chill fine in person.

 

[TheTantalus]

sounds good...bout to go home and fap on your bed tho...and not change the sheets

see ya later =]


Edit:L MAO sanoscy is still in ATHF

**** get off his **** tant...like he isnt even remotely active anymore

***** hasnt been to a (offline) tourney in like a year.

Double Edit: uhh and LLOD and SGOD also...them nigahz havent been anywhere either...still on that 08 metagame and ****

You're an idiot, you obviously haven't read our front page recently.

I made a personal appointment to visit Smash God and LLOD in their home about 3 weeks ago. We played smash and me and phil talk to them often. NKB will talk to them once in a while. They are very restricted in what they can and can't do, as they are private schooled and have VERY strict rules and parents. They came to Pound 4 and that was their most recent tournament, of which they both got to 2nd round pools and got 4th and 5th seeds respectively in their 2nd rounds.

Sanoscy was booted a long time ago. He doesn't really do anything. Smash G0D and LLOD do stay active in training and participate in AiB. In fact, as of yesterday, LLOD was in 2nd place on the ladder, 10 points out of first. He 3 stocked me in person. Believe me when I say he's probably the best peach on the east coast.

Also, LMAO @ coney being embarassed about being compared to our crew, when we're still on your level and continue to prove it. I hardly ever lose to your crew members anymore. Especially when you control the first post and just change the theme without asking ANYONE.

 

[Takeover1806]

I would say you guys are a lot like ATHF, but

but you kicked out a member so nvm

ughhh get out of this thread, we are nothing like them scrubs

Edit: yo EE & Tant it's really not even that serious though.

 

[Kenrawr]

You're an idiot, you obviously haven't read our front page recently.

I made a personal appointment to visit Smash God and LLOD in their home about 3 weeks ago. We played smash and me and phil talk to them often. NKB will talk to them once in a while. They are very restricted in what they can and can't do, as they are private schooled and have VERY strict rules and parents. They came to Pound 4 and that was their most recent tournament, of which they both got to 2nd round pools and got 4th and 5th seeds respectively in their 2nd rounds.

Sanoscy was booted a long time ago. He doesn't really do anything. Smash G0D and LLOD do stay active in training and participate in AiB. In fact, as of yesterday, LLOD was in 2nd place on the ladder, 10 points out of first. He 3 stocked me in person. Believe me when I say he's probably the best peach on the east coast.

Also, LMAO @ coney being embarassed about being compared to our crew, when we're still on your level and continue to prove it. I hardly ever lose to your crew members anymore. Especially when you control the first post and just change the theme without asking ANYONE.

You can't call someone on ignorance then post ignorance yourself.

When was the last time you played an FNB member? When we MM'd twice at Apex losing both of them and getting 2-0'd by MY MK?

Also Coney discussed it with me and Pink and wanted to surprise everyone. In fact it was my idea. Nobody is complaining about it.

 

[GimR]

GIMR as Honorary Baby Dan Backslide?

 

[SOVAman]

When was the last time you played an FNB member? When we MM'd twice at Apex losing both of them and getting 2-0'd by MY MK?

lol, really?

mk ditto?

 

[TheTantalus]

And then you respond by posting more ignorance? I thought we were both clear i didnt care about the mk ditto, especially for 2 bucks at 130am

Now the snake one, that was super legit, but its obvious that we can contend with you guys, was my point

 

[@TKbreezy]

Edit: Someone said this sounded like a threat, its not. Just don't come assuming stuff about my crew and talking crazy online when we all still chill fine in person.

Doesnt Like the entire smashboards community do this...all you do is troll nigahz and talk **** online but be mad cool in person but when I do it, its a problem?

also I re-read my post and Like there really isnt anything that should have merited a response like that

I **** talk tant, you **** talk tant...but when I do it because I'm not in his crew you get mad?

also since everything i said was more so about sanoscy (who you guys kicked) i really dont see what the problem is...that 08 metagame joke was clearly a joke and sort of a reference to the last time I remember seeing them. (didn't remember seeing them at pound)

TL;DR Chill Out *****

@tant I dont ever go into the ATHF Thread...like ever

 

[Kenrawr]

And then you respond by posting more ignorance? I thought we were both clear i didnt care about the mk ditto, especially for 2 bucks at 130am

Johns, it definitely was no where close 1:30 AM btw.

Now the snake one, that was super legit, but its obvious that we can contend with you guys, was my point

So the snake one, for $3 dollars (one more buck than the mk ditto), was super legit but the other one wasn't?

It was 2-0, you had just lost a MM and now you're going to sandbag the second one? Getoutahurrr

 

[Takeover1806]

**** Tant get styled on by a bad mk.
The same mk who get's 3 stocked by 23% 5 month old ganondorf.

 

[Kenrawr]

what are you talking about? That was Mystery Metaknight X

 

[Takeover1806]

ohh **** nobody knows who that mk is on the vid?
*welp goes to youtube & comments* lol

 

[Kenrawr]

NO STOP I HEARD HE'S VERY SENSITIVE.

asdf

 

[KageMurphy]

Doesnt Like the entire smashboards community do this...all you do is troll nigahz and talk **** online but be mad cool in person but when I do it, its a problem?

also I re-read my post and Like there really isnt anything that should have merited a response like that

I **** talk tant, you **** talk tant...but when I do it because I'm not in his crew you get mad?

also since everything i said was more so about sanoscy (who you guys kicked) i really dont see what the problem is...that 08 metagame joke was clearly a joke and sort of a reference to the last time I remember seeing them. (didn't remember seeing them at pound)

TL;DR Chill Out *****

@tant I dont ever go into the ATHF Thread...like ever

I feel like Kenny baiting these classic TKO replies. You know idc bout **** talk, GOT 'EM!?!?!?!?

 

[Hey_its_YO]

leme be honorary so i can **** talk also (smirk)

 

[Lobos]

ATHF is a JOKE! LOL EAT **** *****ES!!!! AND YOU KNOW I WILL SAY THIS IN PERSON!!!!111

caps

 

[Coney]

oh goodness look what happened when i was away

tant - i'm not embarrassed, i just like picking on ATHF

that's uh my only regard

 

[NO-IDea]

idc about the OP tbh, hence why I probably didn't get any say

Zak gets to do what he wants as long as he doesn't piss any of us off. Which he doesn't. 'Cause he's cool (well maybe not cool, just not a douche.)

Regardless, I smell a crew battle coming on. ATHF vs FNB rematch? Yes? This time have as many members as possible participate?

(We should. I'd like to think my Samus has gotten a lot better. My Sheik still has major technical difficulties.)

I'm sure Shado needs to redeem himself after that extremely poor Sonic ditto with Speed.