the *******
our cars were parked, his behind mine, in front of affinity's house while kansas attended phase 2 in dallas.
little did i know that fino had not yet mastered the intricacies of automatic transmission.
i think he believes that "D" stood for "Don't hit the car in front of you" or something of the sort. unfortunately for me, this was not the case.
and so fino's monstrous SUV slammed into my petite toyota corolla (which i've only owned for about two months, by the way). naturally, my little baby stood no chance against the brute and ruthless force of fino's exceedingly ugly and fuel inefficient vehicle.
surprisingly, fino had the balls to contact someone about this travesty. unsurprisingly, he did not have the balls to contact me DIRECTLY. he opted to contact affinity, who was with me at the time. i was busy sleeping since i had just driven back to wichita overnight. fino recounted his embarrassing story but turned down affinity's suggestion that he speak to me directly. what a cooter.
i have taken pictures of the wounds fino has inflicted upon me and my corolla but due to the advice of my lawyer, i have decided not to post these pictures online. i hope you understand.
see you in court fino.
our cars were parked, his behind mine, in front of affinity's house while kansas attended phase 2 in dallas.
little did i know that fino had not yet mastered the intricacies of automatic transmission.
i think he believes that "D" stood for "Don't hit the car in front of you" or something of the sort. unfortunately for me, this was not the case.
and so fino's monstrous SUV slammed into my petite toyota corolla (which i've only owned for about two months, by the way). naturally, my little baby stood no chance against the brute and ruthless force of fino's exceedingly ugly and fuel inefficient vehicle.
surprisingly, fino had the balls to contact someone about this travesty. unsurprisingly, he did not have the balls to contact me DIRECTLY. he opted to contact affinity, who was with me at the time. i was busy sleeping since i had just driven back to wichita overnight. fino recounted his embarrassing story but turned down affinity's suggestion that he speak to me directly. what a cooter.
i have taken pictures of the wounds fino has inflicted upon me and my corolla but due to the advice of my lawyer, i have decided not to post these pictures online. i hope you understand.
see you in court fino.
