Fictional Beings

[StinkomanFan]

The real man is Link. When you can get women without even trying, you are a God.

 

[Hydra.]

The real man is Link. When you can get women without even trying, you are a God.

When did Link ever get woman without even trying? He always has to save Zelda from Gannon. =P

 

[StinkomanFan]

Their's Ruto, Tetra, Malon, Saria, Ilia, Medli, and possibly Midna

 

[Hydra.]

Their's Ruto, Tetra, Malon, Saria, Ilia, Medli, and possibly Midna

I don't know any of them...Besides Midna, Hm... Shows how many Link games I've played. =P

 

[day-day]

I've never played a Zelda game all the way through lol I got stuck on Majora's mask and just gave up on any LOZ game..
Wouldn't want to see one of these guy's at my house though..

Good 'ol Mongolian Death Worm. It's the length of a cows intestine. It's capable of spitting deadly yellow venom at you plus it can fire electric shocks that can kill you..or power a small fridge for 3 hours

 

[uhmuzing]

Basilisks. Big huge snakes that are so terrifying, they petrify you upon sight.

 

[Hydra.]

I've never played a Zelda game all the way through lol I got stuck on Majora's mask and just gave up on any LOZ game..
Wouldn't want to see one of these guy's at my house though..

Good 'ol Mongolian Death Worm. It's the length of a cows intestine. It's capable of spitting deadly yellow venom at you plus it can fire electric shocks that can kill you..or power a small fridge for 3 hours

Yeah that's what happened to me, I think I've played some and gave up, I think it might of been the same one you played actually.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I've never played a Zelda game all the way through lol I got stuck on Majora's mask and just gave up on any LOZ game..
Wouldn't want to see one of these guy's at my house though..

Good 'ol Mongolian Death Worm. It's the length of a cows intestine. It's capable of spitting deadly yellow venom at you plus it can fire electric shocks that can kill you..or power a small fridge for 3 hours

The Mongolian death worm? Never heard of it, but I probably wouldn't like throwing stones at it...

I wish Wookies were real. Life debts for everyone!

 

[Fuelbi]

Dragons, the nice friendly ones though.


To all the people who want pokemon to be real.

Lol could you imagine the size of their crap? Pokemon mating/"Doing it"? and what each Pokemon would taste like, pikachu burgers anyone?

I wonder how in the world the game creators got the idea of putting the ability of skitty and wailord having sex... Imagine a whale starts having sex with a cat...... LULZ

hmmmmm miltank ribs, a pokemon as my washing machine, pet cat that can talk, tauros burgers *drool*, starmie collecting, so many funny things

but seriously I wouldnt want to live in that world due to the constant bad guys who try to take over like team aqua or magma. Or legendaries like dialga and palkia constantly putting the world in danger. seriously what kind of world would that be?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Or legendaries like dialga and palkia constantly putting the world in danger. seriously what kind of world would that be?

Don't worry about the world. If other fictional things/people existed...

CAPTAIN FALCON would save us! He'd show those legendary Pokemon his moves!

 

[Hydra.]

Don't worry about the world. If other fictional things/people existed...

CAPTAIN FALCON would save us! He'd show those legendary Pokemon his moves!

I knew Catain Falcon would come in somewhere... lol, I almost put him but I knew someone else would fill that spot.

 

[Fuelbi]

yes dialga and palkia has the power of time and space and all captain falcon has is his FALCON PAWNCH!!!! If you ask me those chances are pretty slim that he saved the world

 

[uhmuzing]

What are you talking about?! Falcon Punch justs blows them apart with its manliness. They gots no chance.

 

[day-day]

I wonder how in the world the game creators got the idea of putting the ability of skitty and wailord having sex... Imagine a whale starts having sex with a cat...... LULZ

hmmmmm miltank ribs, a pokemon as my washing machine, pet cat that can talk, tauros burgers *drool*, starmie collecting, so many funny things

but seriously I wouldnt want to live in that world due to the constant bad guys who try to take over like team aqua or magma. Or legendaries like dialga and palkia constantly putting the world in danger. seriously what kind of world would that be?

While it would be fun to have a animal(s) as a pet(s) that battles, I refuse to have to walk through a cave just to get my second badge while being attacked by every Zubat known to man. I'd much rather take my chances climbing the mountain.
Traveling by sea is no better cause every tentacool in the 7 seas will attack you too. Repels only last so long lol
Can't forget the fact that there's all these crime organizations running around. Some want to control time & space, some want to practically mess up the earth by either increasing the sea to dangerous levels (hope they know how to swim cause I sure can't) or they want to dry up all the seas and expand the continent. I got one question for them though..what on earth are you gonna drink? Idk about ya'll but I don't want to drink water that shoots out of squirtles mouth lol
Lastly why would you want to summon animals that will probably kill you? Half of the ones they be trying to summon hate their opposite. Groudon/Kyogre and Palkia/Dialga. I seen what happens with Palkia/Dialga meet up and it ain't pretty lol
End pokemon rant

 

[StinkomanFan]

To heck with training, i'll be that one guy who has his home broken into alot and gives bad advice

 

[Hydra.]

yes dialga and palkia has the power of time and space and all captain falcon has is his FALCON PAWNCH!!!! If you ask me those chances are pretty slim that he saved the world

FALCON PAWNCH!!! breaks travel of time and space... it's that manly.

 

[Fuelbi]

While it would be fun to have a animal(s) as a pet(s) that battles, I refuse to have to walk through a cave just to get my second badge while being attacked by every Zubat known to man. I'd much rather take my chances climbing the mountain.
Traveling by sea is no better cause every tentacool in the 7 seas will attack you too. Repels only last so long lol
Can't forget the fact that there's all these crime organizations running around. Some want to control time & space, some want to practically mess up the earth by either increasing the sea to dangerous levels (hope they know how to swim cause I sure can't) or they want to dry up all the seas and expand the continent. I got one question for them though..what on earth are you gonna drink? Idk about ya'll but I don't want to drink water that shoots out of squirtles mouth lol
Lastly why would you want to summon animals that will probably kill you? Half of the ones they be trying to summon hate their opposite. Groudon/Kyogre and Palkia/Dialga. I seen what happens with Palkia/Dialga meet up and it ain't pretty lol
End pokemon rant

I dunno how youd get across the cave. Id do it just to get a gabite. but if all there are are goldbats, zubats, and geodude then to hell with it. Just jack some guys fly HM and teach it to a pidgey. I wonder how itll be able to hold up my weight though... but seriously of all the things that they couldve paired up to have sex they had to pick wailord and skitty. I get probably a miltank and a skitty but come one a ****ing whale with a cat... where does the kitty stick his hoohaah in the Whale? And if the bad guys would actually mess up the earth then to hell with saving it Id just join them. lol. Now if it was team aqua and they tried to suck up the earth clean of water then just save lots and lots of water for that moment. lol

 

[Hydra.]

I dunno how youd get across the cave. Id do it just to get a gabite. but if all there are are goldbats, zubats, and geodude then to hell with it. Just jack some guys fly HM and teach it to a pidgey. I wonder how itll be able to hold up my weight though... but seriously of all the things that they couldve paired up to have sex they had to pick wailord and skitty. I get probably a miltank and a skitty but come one a ****ing whale with a cat... where does the kitty stick his hoohaah in the Whale? And if the bad guys would actually mess up the earth then to hell with saving it Id just join them. lol. Now if it was team aqua and they tried to suck up the earth clean of water then just save lots and lots of water for that moment. lol

1. I'm team Aqua.
2. When we get to the point about talking about Pokemon doing it, that means we MUST be off topic. You better be careful, you could get your post reported, or this thread may be closed. You never know who might report you. But I suggest you guys get back on topic, and fast.

 

[day-day]

Yea we better get back on topic lol
I've read about so many weird fictional creatures it's crazy though. Everyone knows about the Wolpertinger right?

 

[Hydra.]

Yea we better get back on topic lol
I've read about so many weird fictional creatures it's crazy though. Everyone knows about the Wolpertinger right?

Yes you should.
And when Aqua posts in Red Font,
You know somethings wrong, or you've just made me mad.

 

[day-day]

We've angered aqua. How do we calm you down Aqua?

Wouldn't one of ya'll love to wake up with this guy looking at you?

 

[Fuelbi]

Yea we better get back on topic lol
I've read about so many weird fictional creatures it's crazy though. Everyone knows about the Wolpertinger right?

what is the wolpertymajigger?

But Id like to see what a Crumpled Horned Snorkack looks like (lets see if you get taht reference)

 

[day-day]

A Wolpertinger is the lovely little guy

There's another thing about the Wolpertinger and it's mannerism/biology that would get me banned if I say it so I'll just leave you with that pic.

 

[Hydra.]

what is the wolpertymajigger?

I know you're trying to get alot of post counts,
but if you don't stop posting one liners,
and things that don't need to be posted (things that don't relate to the thread)
then you are asking to get a post reported,
I've seen you do this on other boards too, this isn't the first time.


I see you editted your post to put more, good choice. But this is a warning for all the threads and other times i've seen you do it.

There's another thing about the Wolpertinger and it's mannerism/biology that would get me banned if I say it so I'll just leave you with that pic.

Good choice, You're a smart one.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I know you're trying to get alot of post counts,
but if you don't stop posting one liners,
and things that don't need to be posted (things that don't relate to the thread)
then you are asking to get a post reported,
I've seen you do this on other boards too, this isn't the first time.

Why does that remind me of an episode of Rugrats?
"if a promise you don't keep,
Your concious will haunt you in your sleep"

 

[day-day]

So would you keep a Wolpertinger as a pet Aqua? I'd keep one if it didn't have the sharp fangs and the antler's sprouting out of it's head.

 

[Hydra.]

So would you keep a Wolpertinger as a pet Aqua? I'd keep one if it didn't have the sharp fangs and the antler's sprouting out of it's head.

Yes I would, only if it was nice of course.
The fangs would be good for scaring intruders.
I think it would be interesting to have as a pet.

 

[day-day]

I agree it would be good if it was nice and it helped shutting up those dogs in my neighbors yard with their constant whining all day.
I'd hate to get that thing mad though cause it's got two sets of weapons plus it can fly lol
Anything's better then the Popobawa though lol

 

[Fuelbi]

Ok I really need a book on mythical creatures because first it is that.... bunny vampire thingy and now its something called a pobobawa. Its sounds like something out of a charlie and the chocolate factory book. Now explain to me what a pobobawa is. But I would seriously like to keep a crumpled horned snorkack as a pet... awesomeness insues

 

[day-day]

A Popobawa is from Tanzania and is kind of a hybrid between a bat and a ogre..
Legend has it that he's been terrorizing Tanzania since the 70's in his own unique way (which I can't say what he does but he does have a thing for men )
He also smells horribly and after he scares you demands that you tell your friends about him
Some villagers once managed to kill one but at the time it was in the form of a random mentally ill villager. I know some of the weirdest creature I swear

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

What about human sized pikmin (like 3-4 feet tall)? Wouldn't that be awesome?

Pull one out of the ground and train them with a whistle. Nothing short of a small army

 

[mzink*]

For some reason that caused me to imagine having a human sized pikmin helping me with housework.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

For some reason that caused me to imagine having a human sized pikmin helping me with housework.

Well, they could technically help you with carrying papers and getting coffee...

 

[day-day]

What do Pikmin eat anyway? I never played Pikmin and I'm curious.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

What do Pikmin eat anyway? I never played Pikmin and I'm curious.

I never played Pikmin either, but I think they eat onions.

 

[day-day]

So Pikmin eat wild out of space onions huh? I wonder if they bite them or suck the nutrients out? Cause they have no mouths or at least that I know of they don't.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Blue pikmin do. I think...

 

[Fuelbi]

I think it has something to do with the name of olimars ship. Though I forget what the name is. Porion? Orion? I dunno some weird name. Or maybe if you deprive them of food for long enought theyll eat YOU!!! *dramatic music*

 

[day-day]

Blue pikmin do. I think...

Oh yea forgot they had mouth. How many onions do you think purple pikmin eat?

 

[uhmuzing]

To be edited later. Using dead threads as a place to store data is pretty cool.