Fate/Mafia --- ENDGAME: Town Victory: The Dragon Slayer's Judgement

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So... the flavor text won't be as funny then?

 

[Pokechu]

So... the flavor text won't be as funny then?

No references to my hot pick-up lines today, I'm afraid...

 

[praline]

No references to my hot pick-up lines today, I'm afraid...

More like lukewarm..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

More like lukewarm..

Still too warm...

 

[A Distant Demon]

So... the flavor text won't be as funny then?

So nothing changes?

 

[Pokechu]

More like lukewarm..

Still too warm...

More like not warm enough!

You two must be brooms, because you both swept me off my feet! :^)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

More like not warm enough!

You two must be brooms, because you both swept me off my feet! :^)

Please stop...

 

[Pokechu]

Please stop...

Hey. I'm dead in ten minutes, enjoy your last few moments with me and don't tell me what to do >:^)

 

[Coricus]

Hey. I'm dead in ten minutes, enjoy your last few moments with me and don't tell me what to do >:^)

Hey, now.

What's ten minutes when you two can have forever?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, now.

What's ten minutes when you two can have forever?

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

 

[Coricus]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

But you two seem so perfect together. ~

 

[Pokechu]

Hey, now.

What's ten minutes when you two can have forever?

AWWW

I ship it too!

Stoopid, this may sound cheesy, but I think you're pretty grate.

 

[redfeatherraven]

You two must be brooms, because you both swept me off my feet! :^)

I guess this means you can't be trash.

Nobody's taking you out.

 

[Coricus]

AWWW

I ship it too!

Stoopid, this may sound cheesy, but I think you're pretty grate.

So what you're saying is that you two are perfect together on a rainy day?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I guess this means you can't be trash.

Nobody's taking you out.

 

[praline]

All I know is this thirst better be gone by the next mafia.

 

[Pokechu]

I guess this means you can't be trash.

Nobody's taking you out.

LEADERBOARD:
Red: -999
Everyone else: 0

So what you're saying is that you two are perfect together on a rainy day?

We're perfect everyday!

All I know is this thirst better be gone by the next mafia.

I'm dying, this is my last wish, I can't go down without spouting more sweet pickups

 

[A Distant Demon]

All I know is this thirst better be gone by the next mafia.

 

[Coricus]

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Awwh, but I think you two would be cewt together on a blind date.

All I know is this thirst better be gone by the next mafia.

He'll have plenty of time with Uni to get it out of his system, after all.

 

[Pokechu]

LEADERBOARD:
Coricus: 100
Red: -999
Everyone else: 0

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Awwh, but I think you two would be cewt together on a blind date.

Blind date?

Are you assuming the only way I can tolerate him is by being blind?

 

[Pokechu]

Blind date?

Are you assuming the only way I can tolerate him is by being blind?

Well, yeah. My beauty is too much for the naked eye to handle.

 

[Coricus]

Blind date?

Are you assuming the only way I can tolerate him is by being blind?

Well I mean, you two are just like Romeo and Juliet.

Except you're too obstinate to date anyone without being dragged to the table.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well I mean, you two are just like Romeo and Juliet.

Guess that means we're gonna die

 

[Coricus]

Guess that means we're gonna die

 

[praline]

Uni is gonna be dragged kicking and screaming to this date I guess.

 

[Pokechu]

Guess that means we're gonna die

Since I'm dying first, I'm Juliet...

so that makes you Romeo... which means you commit suicide over my death! How romantic....!

 

[praline]

Since I'm dying first, I'm Juliet...

so that makes you Romeo... which means you commit suicide over my death! How romantic....!

I thought Romeo died first.

 

[Pokechu]

I thought Romeo died first.

Ohhh, he does... he thought Juliet died but she only passed out, but he doesn't know so he commits suicide.

Then Juliet commits too...

Huh! Guess I'm Romeo then!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I thought Romeo died first.

Great, I'm the girl then...

 

[praline]

Great, I'm the girl then...

So Remeo dies, then Juliet, then Romeo.

 

[redfeatherraven]

LEADERBOARD:
Red: -999
Everyone else: 0

H I G H S C O R E

P L E A S E E N T E R Y O U R I N I T I A L S

R E D

 

[Pokechu]

Great, I'm the girl then...

It's 2018, we can make Romeo and Juliet into Romeo and Julian if you really want. ;^)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It's 2018, we can make Romeo and Juliet into Romeo and Julian if you really want. ;^)

Go flirt someone else.

 

[praline]

Man I hope the results show up before I gotta go to bed in 30 minutes.

 

[Coricus]

It's 2018, we can make Romeo and Juliet into Romeo and Julian if you really want. ;^)

Or Gnomeo and Juliet.

Although in that case certain innuendos just become morbid again.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

So here we go...


Okay guys. I'm gonna look through the Fates wiki and find something to use...

Uh, let's see here....


Okay. I'm gonna be this sexy mofo.

Spoiler: Night's Results

"Hi. I'm the replacement guy.

I'm sorry I'm not a chibi anime girl but I got results for you.

Oh boy, they don't let me do anything anymore so I'm excited I get to do this.

Ehem.

...

Oh.

They say first nights on the job are always the hardest.

It seems we've had a player ask to be host killed.

It seems the player is very sick IRL and needs to take a break for health reasons.

Let's give him a nice round of applause and give him our best wishes everyone!

Spoiler: Apollo Justice

Archimedes
Class: Caster

You are the genius inventor Archimedes, a Mafioso. Though you carried no ill will towards humanity in life, meeting the Umbral Star as a Servant has changed your outlook on it and you now seek its destruction. Your knowledge allows you to bend reality into your favor.

Skills:
-Technique Elucidation EX: once every other Night, you may roleblock an user with the [Roleblock:User] command.
-Territory Creation A: once per Night, you may target an user of your own alignment to prevent them from being targeted by most Night actions, including Night kills.
-As the Umbral Star's representative, every Night, you decide the killer and target of your faction's kill.
-Your deeds in life make you come up as clean on alignment checks.

We hope you get well soon @Apollo Justice

I hope he gets better soon.

Now for non hostkill things.


Uhuh...

Yeah...

Oh this night just got harder....

Looks like one other poor soul is dead.

Spoiler: NonSpecificGuy

Gilgamesh
Class: Archer

You are Gilgamesh, King of Heroes. You really couldn't care less about who wins the War, all you care about is for yourself. That doesn't mean these mongrels can't entertain you while they're killing each other. Though it seems some of your treasures have been "stolen" from your vault.
Your goal is to survive, regardless of what faction is victorious.

Skills:
-Golden Rule A: once every Night, you may bet on who will be lynched on the following Day phase. Guessing correctly will grant you a one-use bulletproof vest.
-Noble Phantasm: Gate of Babylon: should a player with a physical Noble Phantasm die, you'll add them to your collection and be able to use each of them one shot Night kill. Shooting weapons actually works!
-As the oldest bully in the history of humanity, you come up as suspicious on an alignment check.

Doesn't seem like the nicest guy though.

Hmm... I think that's everyone who got hurt. No one else seems to be missing.

Okay. Let's get on with the show!"

Here are your results.

Not tagging people because I figure if you care enough to play, you'll come on your own accord.

 

[Deleted member]

Swamp, for ****'s sake make them stop.

 

[Coricus]

Man I hope the results show up before I gotta go to bed in 30 minutes.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

NSG was GILGAMESH?!