Fate/Mafia --- ENDGAME: Town Victory: The Dragon Slayer's Judgement

[redfeatherraven]

You got any pickup lines for me? <3

Er.

None that work.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hopelessly in love with you.

One more of these ****ty pickup lines and I will literally vote to lynch myself

 

[Pokechu]

Take it? What is it?

Also I am getting incredibly uncomfortable.

It as in my love for you.

But this was all supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable!

 

[Pokechu]

Er.

None that work.

I'm an easy target. Fire ahead, red!

 

[redfeatherraven]

I'm an easy target. Fire ahead, red!

Sorry brah.

Outta ammo.

 

[A Distant Demon]

I'm an easy target. Fire ahead, red!

Calling yourself easy is not a good pickup line.

And for the record, neither is saying you're hard

Sorry brah.

Outta ammo.

There are pills for that

 

[praline]

It as in my love for you.

But this was all supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable!

When you said it I thought you were talking about me and I was about to erupt on you. lol

 

[Wolfie557]

But our love can transcend the barrier between life and death, I'm sure!

Your love ain't going nowhere.

 

[redfeatherraven]

I was about to erupt on you

Found you a pickup line.

 

[A Distant Demon]

(done after this one)

I was about to erupt on you. lol

wow the pickup lines must REALLY be working ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Wolfie557]

When you said it I thought you were talking about me and I was about to erupt on you. lol

I'm sure you came....close.

Pokechu looks disappointed.

 

[praline]

Found you a pickup line.

(done after this one)

wow the pickup lines must REALLY be working ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sure you came....close.

Pokechu looks disappointed.

I’m going to murder you all.

 

[redfeatherraven]

I like how we all picked up on that at once.

 

[Wolfie557]

I’m going to murder you all.

Well, 2 left.

 

[Pokechu]

One more of these ****ty pickup lines and I will literally vote to lynch myself

Hey! These pickup lines are of very high caliber.

But I'm afraid I haven't found one on the same level as you...

Calling yourself easy is not a good pickup line.

And for the record, neither is saying you're hard

So... am I a medium target?

How about you, Zeb? I think it's your turn to hit on me! Go ahead; I don't bite... much

Sorry brah.

Outta ammo.

Maybe you can slide into my DMs next game? Just as I've slid down the road to your heart.

NGL this one made me smile

Just as I smile when I see you.

 

[praline]

I like how we all picked up on that at once.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey! These pickup lines are of very high caliber.

But I'm afraid I haven't found one on the same level as you...

That's very high for you?

Honeslty, it's like your standards are playing a game of limbo. Because they're so low

 

[A Distant Demon]

Just as I smile when I see you.

TIL im a sucker for cheesy lines

How about you, Zeb? I think it's your turn to hit on me! Go ahead; I don't bite... much

Not much? I was hoping it would be more. i can take it. Im sure you'll like the taste

 

[Pokechu]

That's very high for you?

Honeslty, it's like your standards are playing a game of limbo. Because they're so low

Vote: The Stoopid Unikorn

My standards won't be lower than your grave. >:^(

 

[Coricus]

I don't need anyone to kill me because I'm already dying here.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Vote: The Stoopid Unikorn

My standards won't be lower than your grave. >:^(

Jokes on you, I'll be incinerated. No grave

 

[Pokechu]

TIL im a sucker for cheesy lines

Not much? I was hoping it would be more. i can take it. Im sure you'll like the taste

omg im a sucker TOO

omg this made me really smile, I LOVE like you Zeb.

Praline, looks like you have competition.

Jokes on you, I'll be incinerated. No grave

I hope I can be the one to burn you to ashes. >:^)

just as you've burnt my heart! :^(((((

 

[Pokechu]

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 2
Stoopid: -99
Everyone else: 0

Come on everyone, step it up! Only 50 more minutes left of this phase.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 2
Stoopid: -99
Everyone else: 0

DAMN!

I'm an AMAZING golf player

 

[Pokechu]

DAMN!

I'm an AMAZING golf player

You say that, but you haven't exactly made the hole in my heart. In fact, you're way off.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Maybe you can slide into my DMs next game? Just as I've slid down the road to your heart.

Google Maps lying to you brah.

 

[A Distant Demon]

DAMN!

I'm an AMAZING golf player

Yeah but you sure as hell arent going to be getting any holes. . .

 

[Pokechu]

Google Maps lying to you brah.

Yeah but you sure as hell arent going to be getting any holes. . .

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 5
Red: -5
Stoopid: -999
Everyone else: 0

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You say that, but you haven't exactly made the hole in my heart. In fact, you're way off.

Because I don't want to. Simple as that.

Yeah but you sure as hell arent going to be getting any holes. . .

I didn't want the reminder

 

[redfeatherraven]

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 5
Red: -5
Stoopid: -999
Everyone else: 0

It's a strange game where I feel like a winner when I don't score.

But such is the game we play.

 

[Pokechu]

Because I don't want to. Simple as that.

The fact how I have to put up with you every single phase is upsetting me.

I'm about to knock you so hard you fall back into another "host error".

 

[A Distant Demon]

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 5
Red: -5
Stoopid: -999
Everyone else: 0

Wow i scored. 5 times nonetheless. . .man i never get to score.

 

[praline]

omg im a sucker TOO

omg this made me really smile, I LOVE like you Zeb.

Praline, looks like you have competition.


I hope I can be the one to burn you to ashes. >:^)

just as you've burnt my heart! :^(((((

He can have you.

 

[Erureido]

I just caught up with everything, and this was what literally came through my mind as I read what was going on:

Pretty much the theme song of the last page.

This thread can be quite entertaining!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The fact how I have to put up with you every single phase is upsetting me.

I'm about to knock you so hard you fall back into another "host error".

inb4 death by host kill again

 

[Pokechu]

He can have you.

Are you sure? You're getting closer, praline... if you come up with a really good one, maybe you can take it all home?

I'd come with you, of course.

 

[Opossum]

My last FEH summon isn't the only thing Hardin here.

I am so sorry.

 

[Pokechu]

My last FEH summon isn't the only thing Hardin here.

I am so sorry.

Ohh,... Opossum... nice....

LEADERBOARD:

Zeb~: 5
Opossum: 3
Red: -5
Stoopid: -999
Everyone else: 0

 

[praline]

Are you sure? You're getting closer, praline... if you come up with a really good one, maybe you can take it all home?

I'd come with you, of course.

 

[Pokechu]

to be honest I really should stop even though i really dont want to

but it is really cool and actually heartwarming how we all hopped on this pick-up line bandwagon

we're like our own little group of misfits :'^)