Sooo... Do you know why you were selected to be a moderator? I mean, it's not like I want the position it anything. Besides, I don't check for updates regularly, or post high-quality posts frequently, or politely call people out/stop arguments before they start like I did a page ago, and I haven't been on Smashboards for almost a year. And I definitely don't know what immature, idiotic problem-causers look like because I didn't used to be one myself before I matured, as you won't see if you look at my earliest posts.
Oh wait...