Face124's Brawl Manliness tier list v1.0

[pokesmashfighter]

Pit's name is trying to tell you something. He is a pit OF AWESOMENESS. Even Captain Falcon doesn't have that.

 

[|RK|]

Oh, psh. Well then, I await his reasoning as to why Kirby isn't manly. Cause I certainly don't see anyone else able to smash through a battleship. Also, note Kirby would have taken the brunt of the attack, but he stays on, even being fully unharmed. He saves everyone you have at the top of the list. His Hammer is insanely powerful. He can even use the Falcon Punch! He can breathe fire and do the Neutral B of everyone you've listed. Charizard breathes fire? That's cool? Kirby can do that. He can have a beard, the helmet of Captain Falcon, whatever! His throws are wrestling moves! Though the throws are in Brawl, their names are in his games. He STOMPS on his foes (Quick Stamping), SLAMS them backwards (German Suplex), crushes them (Pile Driver), and jumps into the air and SMASHES THEM ON THE GROUND (Ninja Drop). Wait, Ninja Drop? German Suplex? What, Ninja and Wrestling moves aren't manly? He slams people down with a sword (Final Cutter), smashes them (Stone), smacks them with a Hammer, which he can use in midair (twice!) and he SLOWS his falling... I guess the Hammer is too afraid to bring him down) Oh, and in Melee, he swung the hammer multiple times around him in mid-air! Know of anyone else who is strong enough to swing a Hammer full circle in mid-air? No? And he KILLS HIS FOES WITH MANLY BREAKDANCING. I'm pretty sure that Kirby is manly.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Then he's not manly for the same reason's Marth isn't. He's a boyish/girly,or in this case a cute /cuddley super hero. Kirby is awsome, I'm a fan of him too, but he's not manly, as cute and cuddley is the opposite.

 

[|RK|]

Not really. Cute and cuddly gets all the ladies.

 

[pokesmashfighter]

Attacks:
Do they have epic attacks that crumple the opponent’s head with lethal badass doses of electricity or burn their entire body into dust

 

[SothE700k]

That's a single swift move, not a charged up "OMGWTFHOLY****BBQHAX" punch or kick that has fire coming out of one's hand or foot.

Nice try though

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Not really. Cute and cuddly gets all the ladies.

Two words

KAWAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!11111111 :3 =////= MANLY

 

[Meru.]

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LOWL, true true xd

Anyway, put Pokemon Trainer himself (not his pokemon) in Womanly Tier. I mean, he can't even fight for himself. Who does he think he is, Princess Peach? No no no. And don't say stuff like 'but he trained the pokemon', that's just a lame excuse. If he was that good, he'd fight himself.

P.S. Some people need to take this thread somewhat less serious.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

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LOWL, true true xd

Anyway, put Pokemon Trainer himself (not his pokemon) in Womanly Tier. I mean, he can't even fight for himself. Who does he think he is, Princess Peach? No no no. And don't say stuff like 'but he trained the pokemon', that's just a lame excuse. If he was that good, he'd fight himself.

P.S. Some people need to take this thread somewhat less serious.

I agree, with the only defending statement being he's the only "normal" human being in the whole cast. And therefore, at a severe, severe dissadvantage to the rest. A FALCON PAUNCH would likely splatter the poor guy all over the arena. So it is pretty manly of him just being there and risking getting caught in the cross fire.

The serious thing has been said multiple times by many people including myself. It makes no differenceXD

 

[PK-ow!]

How is a robot more manly than Luigi? ... or... any of the characters, for that matter? Robot is the exact definition of bottom of Neutral tier.

Ness is so much more manly than Toon Link. And Diddy. Diddy and Toon Link should be bottom of Neutral tier (which should be called "Not manly tier")., above Robot. Diddy's a wuss compared to DK. He may put on a show with his taunts, but come on. We all see him quivering with every move.
And Toon Link is just not as badass as Zamus, Sonic, or Squirtle. He does well for a young lad, but he's no man yet.

Ness though uses a bat. For baseball. He has perfect form on that thing. Baseball; it's a truly manly American pastime. And this kid is so expert with that bat he can turn a speeding arrow right back where it came. Or a Gordo, or a fireball, or a laser beam. ****, man, he can reflect a ****ing plasma cannon.
How many hours must he have logged at the cages? Seriously.

He's at least a little manly. He's young, but he is coming into his own. I'm not saying he beats out Falco, or even Mr. Game and Watch. But there is manhood present.


Also, Charizard is not only more manly than Meta Knight, but may belong in Mr. T. tier. You said it yourself - he settles his problems with ROCKS. ****ing rocks. You can't contest that ****. Fricking skull of obliteration. That should get him in Very Manly tier at least, just under Wario's super shoulder. How manly is it that this guy could literally knock skulls with anyone, and *NEVER* GET HURT ??!?!

Also? He's a dragon. 'nuff said.

Last, I don't even understand what Ivysaur and Sheik are doing where they are in the OP, and Samus and Zero Suit Samus clearly should not be distinguished for this tier list. Her manliness - which is awe-inspiring, it shall not be understated - is the same, no matter how she combats her obstacles.

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Also I'm just waiting to see the OP's jokes on Marth's placement.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Alright, lets see.
Ness, eh, could definitely be higher. He's 13, for all the people grouping him in with the youngest Smashers. Acts pretty manly in the SSE, sacrificing himself for Lucas's safety. Not to mention destroying the Pig King Statue in just one attack. And I know it doesn't really matter, but I'm fairly sure that he had a girlfriend by the end of Earthbound. He also is an avid baseball fan, and the Side-B attacks can really mess people up. PK Fire will...light people on fire, which is pretty awesome. Melee > Ranged attacks, but there can be exceptions. He also electrocutes himself to recover and attack, without hurting himself like Pichu did. ^_^

Also, actaully being a man has very little to do with manliness.
Look at Samus. Raw, unadultated, space-pirate-***-kicking manliness.

 

[urdailywater]

Why isn't King DDD on the bottom? He's the gayest penguin I've ever seen.

 

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