F My Life

[The Milk Monster]

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Possibly one of the best sites I've ever been to, I find myself passing HOURS just reading these stories.

Here's one of my absolute favs.

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd still like me if I shaved my head. He told me it wouldn't matter to him, and I called him a liar. Then he said, "Well my mom died of cancer six months ago, so I'm sort of used to it." FML

 

[thegreatkazoo]

Just throwing it out there, this is sounding an awful lot like a advertisement. If you are to recommend a site, I don't think that this is the place for it.

 

[El Nino]

I could have written this one:

"Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML"

Yes, FML indeed.

 

[Zolios]

Lol @ ****-blocked by Discovery Channel. I know all too well what that is like.

 

[D.B.K.]

"Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML"

Recycling fail.

 

[The Milk Monster]

lol what purpose would advertising a site about people's misfortune serve?
I just think it's funny.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

mylifeisaverage.com is funny too.

edit: this is totally inappropriate, so I decided not to post it after all!

 

[The Milk Monster]

lol at yours CookieMonster.

 

[Teran]

Sharks >>>> All forms of romance.

Natural specimens of killing perfection have a deeper place in my heart than any stupid boy could ever have.

 

[Frown]

F my wife

I suspect that most of the stuff is made up, but it's fun to read anyway.

 

[The Milk Monster]

Haha yeah no doubt, a lot seems made up, but no doubt it's a good read.

 

[Lythium]

I hate when people put "FML" in their Facebook status.

In all seriousness, I really can't tell if these stories are pathetic, funny, or just plain sad.

 

[*JuriHan*]

In all seriousness, I really can't tell if these stories are pathetic, funny, or just plain sad.

This.

10chars

 

[Hive Mind]

F my wife

Lmao.

Spoiler

Me too.

 

[The Milk Monster]

I hate when people put "FML" in their Facebook status.

In all seriousness, I really can't tell if these stories are pathetic, funny, or just plain sad.

I'd honestly say, it's some weird, demented combination of all three, haha.