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Niiro

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Niiro turns around and screams LAY OFF MY CHIPS *****, I'M STARVING before he slumps back down into his sleep


Niiro farts.
 

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Medi and Lombo do so. The chips are now finished. All that is left is the pizza and chocolate. A small piece of ceiling drops into Niro's mouth and he chokes uncontrollably for a few seconds before he is able to spit it out.
 

Evil Eye

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I was just typing up that I was going to try frozen's number when I decided to refresh it, because the game is moving so fast.


I'm more stumped than I ever was. The fact that the piece of ceiling was marked on two sides and not one seemed to corroborate his "use two, skip one" pattern.

I think in future puzzles people that are good with math stuff like Tom and Ronike should probably suggest their hunches and let dumber people like me answer for them. Math is just not my thing. Had we let one of them find us the right track and then one consult, keeping them around until later, we'd be in a better position now.
 

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While in deep thought, the screen flickers. You turn your attention to the clip that begins to play. You hear the voice of an annoying old lady standing in front of a blackboard. You can only make out a few of her words because the clip quality is grainy and bad.

You strain your ears as you listen in. "Now by looking... discovered by this french mathematician... makes finding the powers of polynomials... different kinds of patterns... so for example... you have (x + y)^n... should be a breeze with..."

The screen abruptly cuts. You swear you can hear faint laughter echoing in the background.
 

Eor

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I enter 126

I then take out my ***** and slap Evil Eye in the face with it
 

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I then motion for Evil Eye to hold Niiro down, which he does, while I sodomize him.
 

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Sodomize: Verb
to sodomize (third-person singular simple present sodomizes, present participle sodomizing, simple past and past participle sodomized)
To perform anal sex upon a person, especially if against his or her will
To perform sexual intercourse with an animal
 

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****ing finally...
i'm just gonna assume you entered 126-126

Eor randomly appears out from the crowd. It seemed like he was taking a nap. Everyone is silent as he walks towards the front of the room. He steps up to the computer with a somewhat bored expression on his face and enters "126-126". The green flash appears and everyone can see the numbers pop up on the screen.

And like a switch turned on, Ronike and Tom wake up. Ronike yawns, "I must have been out for a while..." He looks around, "YES! I can talk now." [Tom and Ronike can now speak and post in the thread.] Mediocre attempts to say something, but fails.

Eor sticks his hand into his pants. When various yells and shouts of dissatisfaction fills the room. However he is interrupted "Heh, Well done." The voice booms, "It took ya long enough." A trap door much bigger than the ones that swallowed up a few of the others appears at the base of the large screen. Jungle takes a step towards the trap door and peeks inside. He sees a large black slide leading down to somewhere. "I guess this is where we have to go next."

Room of Gluttony completed!


gotta write flavor for the next room, while I do that does anyone wanna explain the puzzle?
 

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Thank God someone finally got it... No more getting riddles really fast anymore. Even if I do, Ima fake it for a while. In case anyones wondering why I got it so fast, I did a report on it in like 7th grade and its stuck with me ever since. So... yeah. The numbers were the highest numbers in each row of pascals triangle. Next please.
 

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The room of gluttony post was updated, with what clues I put in the room.

Everyone crowds around the trap door. It is very dark around the slide, and you cannot see the bottom. Ronike asks "So should we go in?" The crowd jumps as they hear someones voice behind them. "Don't forget about us!" 104 yelps. He's lying on the ground where he passed out. "I, I can't get up." 104 struggles to move a body part but fails. He cannot even do his signature ear wiggling trick. "I can't move guys, can someone help?" [Niiro and 104 are allowed to talk, but seeing as how they can't move they cannot perform any actions.]

"Why does my body hurt so much...?" Niiro ponders
 

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I push all of the people that can't move into the pit, after fondling them
 

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I grab Smashman's leg and kick him in the crotch, then pull him into the pit
 

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Forest Temple... Room

Eor walks back and grabs Niiro's leg and starts dragging him towards the pit. While the crowd is still looking at the hole deciding whether they should go in, Eor does one of those bowser spin throws and flings Niiro over everyones head and down into the trapdoor as Niiro screams for dear life.

"Well than here goes nothing." Ronike says as he jumps down after Niiro. Medi steadies the food in his robe also slides down. EE follows suit, careful not to hurt is toe. And one by one the rest of group does so. Eor grabs 104 and down the slide last.

Ronike lands on something squishy. "Oh thanks Niiro for breaking my fall." The rest of the group slides down and it ends with everyone squashed together like some kind of sick orgy. The trap door closes above them.

It is dark, like the night just after the sunset. You look up and can see stars in the sky. You realize you are in some kind of forest. After shaking your self loose from the group, you begin to scope out the place. The floor is very messy. Wooden sticks and broken pieces of pottery are everywhere. To the side of the slide you can see brooms. It seems like someone wanted you guys to clean up this mess.

The group heads a tiny bit deeper into the forest and gets to a clearing. You see 7 trees standing in a line. There is an 8th a bit further back behind these 7 trees. Upon further inspection you see that the trees all have a door knob. Medi opens the door to one of the trees and there is a small compartment big enough to fit one human. He then steps out and points inside. Before you walk into the first tree, you see a large button with "QQ" marked on it at the top of the door. You do not try to press it. After further inspection, you realize that the first 4 trees have buttons with marks on the doors. The other 4 have blank buttons. However those trees have a keyboard and blank computer screen inside them.

The buttons in the first 4 trees are as followed:
QQ, GL, RL, AM

The 8th tree also had a blank button and keyboard in it. However you are shocked to see Yaya and frozenflame tied up, gagged and stuffed in the compartment.


Progress:

Mentosman correctly enters DU for the 5th tree

Jungle correctly enters SS for the 6th tree

Tom incorrectly enters HP for the bonus tree

Tom correctly enters AC for the 7th tree

QQ, GL, RL, AM, DU, SS, AC

Hints: Wooden wands on the floor and broom sticks.
Broken pieces of potter to represent the "potter".
The effects of the trees.
 
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