Has anyone been listening to a lot of christmas music lately? Well, I heard the most ****ed up one ever, it was ridiculous, I am surprised they even aired it on the radio. It was completely depressing and it was bashing this one guy so hardcore, no wonder that person was messed up, completlely not his fault. How on earth do you expect people to change ,if you speak to them so hasrhly. The song was called " You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" Here are the lyrics below. Imagine if dark peach heard this.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. ( OMG, he called him a ****ing Monster now?)
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile. (Wow, you ****ed up *******)
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." (WOW, you ****ted on the mans past, present and future)
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch. (Ok, by this point the man is probably crying, enough is enough but no, you continue).
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.