As someone who has NOT been playing for years, I've been having a ton of fun with 4e. Three of my friends and I just got it like last week. I don't think we're exactly following the rules 100%, but I know that I definitely don't care, as long as we're having fun (which we are). Here's what happened to me last night. Keep in mind that, like I said, we're probably not following the rules correctly, and also don't care:
So, there's only three of us playing last night. One of the guys decides to DM for us, so my friend Jared, AKA a Dragonborn Fighter and I decide to play. Oh, my character, you ask? His name is
Gobold
the
Kobold.
He's Gobold because he GOES BOLD.
He's a Rogue.
So anyway.
We're fighting our way through this dungeon. There's a lot of minions, which kind of sucks because the Fighter doesn't even have Cleave, so we don't really have any attacks that can hit more than one person, beyond his Dragonbreath attack.
We keep fighting our way through, and the DM decides that it would be funny to have an entire roomfull of zombies and skeletons ALL ATTACK ME.
So, literally, my character is on a tile, and is completely surrounded by 8 other enemies. They all take their shots at me, and I have like 4 health left. Out of 37.
Luckily, I have an attack that lets me switch places with an attacker. So I nail that guy, switch places, and bolt away. The Fighter comes up, and gives every single one of them Dragonbreath. He hits all but 2 of them, and the 6 that are hit go down. We quickly dispatch the other two.
So I spend most of my healing surges, and we move on to the next room. In the next room, there's a low wall we can use for cover, with a statue next to it. I stealth to the entranceway, and see two skeletons over to the right. I can't see into the room. I was about to sneak attack the zombies, but then I thought "F*** that, I'm Gobold, and I'm GOING BOLD!" I roll a d20 to see if I can do a flip over the wall into the room. With my +10 to Acrobatics, I get like, 27. I do a graceful flip, and the Fighter jumps over the wall with his Athletics (I don't care if this is how the game is supposed to be played or not).
Well, turns out in this room, there are also 4 gnomes and a ghost. They immediately surround me and start taking potshots. So what do I do? That's right, I immediately flip back over the wall (as soon as it's my turn). The Fighter stays out there.
However, I'm taking a -2 to Attack rolls because of the cover. So, each turn, I roll a d20 to see if I can get back over the wall. It's working pretty well for a while. I use Deft Strike, which let's me shift two spaces before the attack, so that I don't spend my Move action getting over the wall. After the attack, I Move back over the wall.
This is working well for a while, until I roll a 1 on the d20. The DM says that I attempt to backflip and instead slammed my head into the wall, and didn't make it over.
That's fine! The Kobold racial power let's me shift 1 square as a Minor Action. So I use that to get back over the wall.
Or rather, I WOULD HAVE, except I rolled another 1! So I attempted my first backflip and slammed my head. I got up and tried to go over the wall again, but didn't even leave the ground, and I just sort of flopped against the wall. So I had to stay there that time.
It was pretty hilarious, and I had a ton of fun. On one of my flips I rolled a 20, so the DM narrated this little thing where I swung off a chandelier, did a cartwheel in the air over to a statue, and then flipped down to where I wanted to land, which was literally 1 space away from where I started
. I'm really loving this game.