My friends and I have been playing this a lot lately, and it's a blast, I tell you. I made this race right now for 3.5, but I'm not sure if it's broken. Thoughts?
Race: Peanutbutterite
History: Centuries ago, when peanut butter was first invented, a group of humans became obsessed with the new food. They devoted their lives to try to become one with peanut butter. Eventually they discovered the magic to do so and became one with peanut butter. They flourished and now live amongst the other races.
Physical description: Peanutbutterites appear to be human from afar; closer inspection reveals that they are completely mader of peanut butter. They lack bones and can assume any shape they want, but males generally stay in the shape of a male human, and females stay in the shape of a female human. Their faces are featureless, much like peanut butter, but can be sculpted to look like any face. Variations in this species include chunky and smooth peanutbutterites.
Alignment: Peanutbutterites can be of any alignment.
Lands: Peanutbutterites live in urban areas because animals eat them.
Language: All peanutbutterites speak Common, and are capable of learning most languages.
Religion: Peanutbutterites worship the diety George Washington Carver, the one who created peanut butter.
Racial Traits:
- Medium
- Base Land Speed is 20, climb speed of 20. They're sticky and have trouble moving quickly, but can climb walls.
- +2 Constitution, -2 Dexterity, -2 Charisma, +2 Strength. Peanutbutterites are high in protein and calories, but are clumsy and tend to be annoying.
- +2 racial bonus to Ride: They stick to their mounts.
- -4 penalty to Handle Animal: Animals are attracted to the Peanutbutterite's peanut butter coating and will often try to eat it.
- +2 bonus to Grapple: Peanutbutterites are sticky.
- Immune Swallow Whole: Peanutbutterites get stuck in the throat of beings, and are unable to be swallowed whole without a large glass of milk.
- As a free action, peanutbutterites are able to smear peanut butter on anything within 5 feet. Anything that is smeared with peanut butter is afflicted with Attract Animals with Peanut Butter (See below) and loses this condition by getting something to lick it off or by spending a full turn licking it off. As a full turn action, a peanutbutterites can smear a lot of peanutbutter on something. Anything that is smeared with a lot peanut butter is afflicted with Attract Animals (See below) and loses this condition by getting something to lick it off twice or spend 2 turns licking it off.
- They have Attact Animals with Peanut Butter.
- Attract Animals with Peanut Butter: Any animal that activates within 30 feet of anything with Attract Animals with Peanut Butter must make a Will save (DC 11). If the animal fails, it is overcome with the urge to eat peanut butter and charges. Once close enough, the animal makes a biting/licking attack, dealing 1d4 damage.
- Automatic Languages: Common. Bonus Languages: Any (Other than secret languages).
- Favored Class: Any.