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dmbrandon's list of approved tournament hacks.

MBlaze

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First off, the texture hacks for both chars and stages CAN ruin a match, but it all depends on what they look like. I think it should have to be agreed upon by both teams or players and if it's noticeably a nuisance at the start of a match then that should allow a restart without them. I agree with most of what Brandon said but the penalties are wayy too extreme lol

For the personal thing about our teams matches....you did go off a bit on me there Brandon, but stuff like that doesn't really bother me (easy next time though plz). The hacks did mess us up a bit, and potentially may have costed us a match or two, but I'm not saying we definitely would have won.

I'd really like no random tripping to be standard, but it'll be hard to enforce it on every single Wii at a tourney.

Oh and I love the texture hacks for fun; and I love dressing my chars up in different outfits.....no homo.
Now if you were playing off of NL's Wii I can see what you're talking about but I have mine as clear as possible. It was the third TV from the window (The big one on the ground). I do my best to make sure this didn't happen and will do my best to make sure it won't happen again. Nice meetin you btw. :p lol
 

dmbrandon

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Lol first off you wanna get like that and bag on someones name? Fine. What kind of name is dmbrandon? **** Magician Brandon? Second I've made money off of Brwal before, I don't get out to many offlines as I'd like to. And I didn't get offended by you saying **** about my textures, don't use me as your john. You've been blaming people for your losses the whole tourney and bitcing at your partner. My sig is just for fun, I don't see why you take it seriously, you need some anger management. And you think to highly of yourself, I didn't see you in singles at GT or anythin and you want to talk about me. -_- I just picked up Diddy a while ago, I'm still trying to get on my **** with him but ask about my previous Mario. Don't be quick to judge someone off the surface if you don't even know **** about them.

But I know **** about you since you've been running your mouth like a hoe during and after the tourney. And it's funny how you keep making fun of me for liking textures, nothing wrong with it. It's as easy as dragging something into a folder. But I guess that you're too ******** to understand such a simple process.

And about you not knowing what I look like, I was a black guy taller than your scrawny little *** so really, don't even go there about that bull****. You sound and look like some cover up gay guy that *****ed the whole entire tourney. Really every time you were *****ing I thought there was a queer in the building.

Before you try coming at me you need to check yourself and find out the facts before talking **** about someone because you're just acting like an ******* over some Brawl textures that you got your "loss" to and had to make a whole thread and big *** problem about. Get the hell over it, if you got that money all you were gonna buy with it were dildos anyway most likely.

And it only makes you look gayer by calling them outfits, really you're a guy, you're supposed to like women, do it now.

So correct your tone before getting at me again.

~blaze *****.
**** magician? That was the best you could come up with? No wonder your name is MARIO BLAZE. And you've won money in Brawl? I'm guessing you MM'd some random kid for a dollar? Maybe won a tournament at your highschool. This is pro brawl, kid. We play for hundreds of dollars. You play for fun. There's a big ****ing difference in what we do, how we play, and our skill levels. Don't get it twisted, I'm only responding because you got your mellow all harsh. Normally, I'd shrug some ant like you completely off, and let you fall back down to where you belong: The dirt.

Ask about your previous MARIO? One player in the country can play Mario at a high level, and he only plays him in teams. If you're going to press your skill level, then plz: 500$ mm.

Obviously I'm ********. Which is why I go to tournaments and pay the upwards of 30$ to enter events I have NO CHANCE in winning, not to mention transportation fees. Oh. Wait a second... loser.

You're bigger than I am, oh noes. You could have been the tallest guy in the state at that point and still no one would have given a ****. You're a nothing here. Sorries. And I'm a queer? Sick, bro. Nice burn. I'll go let Inui here that sick nasty ****, so he can add that to his

I had two loses to textures. Snakeee killed me in game 2, and game one I couldn't see myself cause I was a different color completely. And even though I didn't win, I went and bought the dildo anyway. Your mother needs something for when I'm not around.

Umm, they are outfits. /shakes head. Are you an idiot? What should I call clothing made to be worn together? Maybe that's why I didn't notice you, son. You were probably another ****ing nerd in sweatpants and a pokemon tee. I tend to ignore them people.

And don't tell me about my tone. You're sounding a little threatening there, child, and I don't take kindly to people taking it out of the game. Plain and simple. This is a fighting game community, not a fighting community. If you're looking to show how big your **** is, then go somewhere else. We like chicks, generally. I'm sure there are some sites that will accommodate your bull**** somewhere else.

~what's this ****? Am I supposed to sign my name, followed by some curse word? What's the point of that, I already Have my name up in the corner. Instead of doing that, I'm just gonna make :) <- that face. Because no matter what you so, kitten, I'll always be better than you. It must suck. It's like trying to flex next to a statue of Zues. Sure, you got muscles, but ****, I'm a Marble God. Get this.

Edit: I yelled at Snakeee for freezing up against dabuz and Anti. Last time I yelled at snakeee for freezing, we won the tournament. This time I yelled, and the kid takes second in singles. Mind your business. If you had your own group of friends, or perhaps a hobby you were good at, you wouldn't be trifling in my affairs. Good bye.

Edit2: The biggest difference between us, is that our posts keep getting longer and longer. Your posts aren't being read all the way through by the people who read mine. Blemish.
 

MBlaze

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**** magician? That was the best you could come up with? No wonder your name is MARIO BLAZE. And you've won money in Brawl? I'm guessing you MM'd some random kid for a dollar? Maybe won a tournament at your highschool. This is pro brawl, kid. We play for hundreds of dollars. You play for fun. There's a big ****ing difference in what we do, how we play, and our skill levels. Don't get it twisted, I'm only responding because you got your mellow all harsh. Normally, I'd shrug some ant like you completely off, and let you fall back down to where you belong: The dirt.

Ask about your previous MARIO? One player in the country can play Mario at a high level, and he only plays him in teams. If you're going to press your skill level, then plz: 500$ mm.

Obviously I'm ********. Which is why I go to tournaments and pay the upwards of 30$ to enter events I have NO CHANCE in winning, not to mention transportation fees. Oh. Wait a second... loser.

You're bigger than I am, oh noes. You could have been the tallest guy in the state at that point and still no one would have given a ****. You're a nothing here. Sorries. And I'm a queer? Sick, bro. Nice burn. I'll go let Inui here that sick nasty ****, so he can add that to his

I had two loses to textures. Snakeee killed me in game 2, and game one I couldn't see myself cause I was a different color completely. And even though I didn't win, I went and bought the dildo anyway. Your mother needs something for when I'm not around.

Umm, they are outfits. /shakes head. Are you an idiot? What should I call clothing made to be worn together? Maybe that's why I didn't notice you, son. You were probably another ****ing nerd in sweatpants and a pokemon tee. I tend to ignore them people.

And don't tell me about my tone. You're sounding a little threatening there, child, and I don't take kindly to people taking it out of the game. Plain and simple. This is a fighting game community, not a fighting community. If you're looking to show how big your **** is, then go somewhere else. We like chicks, generally. I'm sure there are some sites that will accommodate your bull**** somewhere else.

~what's this ****? Am I supposed to sign my name, followed by some curse word? What's the point of that, I already Have my name up in the corner. Instead of doing that, I'm just gonna make :) <- that face. Because no matter what you so, kitten, I'll always be better than you. It must suck. It's like trying to flex next to a statue of Zues. Sure, you got muscles, but ****, I'm a Marble God. Get this.

Edit: I yelled at Snakeee for freezing up against dabuz and Anti. Last time I yelled at snakeee for freezing, we won the tournament. This time I yelled, and the kid takes second in singles. Mind your business. If you had your own group of friends, or perhaps a hobby you were good at, you wouldn't be trifling in my affairs. Good bye.

Edit2: The biggest difference between us, is that our posts keep getting longer and longer. Your posts aren't being read all the way through by the people who read mine. Blemish.
Lol it's so funny how you keep calling me a blemish, yet I've never heard of you. Actually seeing you there was my first time hearing of you/ seeing you. You're so conceited for no reason when you're really just an angry grown *** man on a Smash site coming at a kid under 18 who most likely gets more than you do.

And do you ever consider how many people you're coming at when you're talking reckless like that? You sound like a real prick to be honest. And obviously you are ******** to just judge someone so wildly yet knowing nothing about them. And you take about your "Stature and professionalism", yet you're not even on the power rankings. I admit, I have a long way to go before I ever reach that myself but I'm doing alright for myself learning a new character and taking my first step into competitive smash.

Lol really, be like this to people irl and see how quick you get dropped. Calling people nerds because they do textures which is the same thing as making a signature (which I don't even) and telling me I suck because I'm not a a certain level of your approval. You're coming at hundreds of people who do these textures and people who aren't as good at this game just out of one desperate attempt to get at me in an argument, so really fix your lip to the point where you won't end up apologizing to people you might come across.

And I'm competitive at this game too, just learning. It's funny how so much your head gets gassed up from some skill. And you have the nerve to call someone else a nerd when you're on here arguing with a 16 year old kid over textures that you're *****ing about. Don't you have a job or something? Maybe a girlfriend? College work?

And it's so funny seeing you mad irl, I was literally loling at you the whole time while your face gets so red over losing. And you talk about me getting in your affaris? Son, you were yelling so loud you sounded like a **** victim. And the petty insults on my name, ~ and other little things you can find, you can blow that all out your *** because really you want to talk about originality and ****. I didn't have to use my real name for my tag with two letters in front of it like a ******. I can do petty insults to.

And once again you overestimate yourself about your posts being read and not mine. Are you the people reading this? Do you know what they're thinking? No I think not so you should shut the **** up because you're nothing but a sore losing arrogant piece of **** on the face of the NJ smash community and need to just **** off with your "outfit johns".

Good day.

EDIT1: And the name was Mr.Blaze at the tourney *****. ;P
 

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I went to a staff meeting today in the place I intern at (a pediatric clinic). It was for the nurses to get some things worked out between the nurses. A bunch of semi-attractive ladies arguing with each other for an hour. The only difference here is that you guys aren't giving me free pizza. Step it up.
 

Ninja Edd

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Im reading this and i find it to be funny as hell.

Letting you know brandon doesnt give a **** about this and does stuff like this all the time, he's just getting you mad and making you look like a fool and a moron. Once again thiis is hilarious.
 

dmbrandon

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Im reading this and i find it to be funny as hell.

Letting you know brandon doesnt give a **** about this and does stuff like this all the time, he's just getting you mad and making you look like a fool and a moron. Once again thiis is hilarious.
edd shut up!!!!

Look how mad this guy is getting lmao. waah, like my clothes.

And Newsflash: I'm not on the powerrankings.

Fix my lip? I've been punched in the face before for talking my ****, and I'll keep talking my ****.

And you were original? Mario.. Blaze? How did you ever come up with it?

It must be tough being a nobody. Having to trash talk top players to get attention. People agree with me, so eat a ****. I'm loud all the time win or lose. Maybe my first impression wasn't awesome with you because I didn't take the time to talk to some random last placing getting random. I have a good time at tourneys, where as you sat and talked to other scrubs. Scrubs that we USUALLY encourage to keep coming to buff the pot up. That's what you are. 10$. No one else would ever think of you otherwise. At least, not anyone that matters.
 

MBlaze

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edd shut up!!!!

Look how mad this guy is getting lmao. waah, like my clothes.

And Newsflash: I'm not on the powerrankings.

Fix my lip? I've been punched in the face before for talking my ****, and I'll keep talking my ****.

And you were original? Mario.. Blaze? How did you ever come up with it?

It must be tough being a nobody. Having to trash talk top players to get attention. People agree with me, so eat a ****. I'm loud all the time win or lose. Maybe my first impression wasn't awesome with you because I didn't take the time to talk to some random last placing getting random. I have a good time at tourneys, where as you sat and talked to other scrubs. Scrubs that we USUALLY encourage to keep coming to buff the pot up. That's what you are. 10$. No one else would ever think of you otherwise. At least, not anyone that matters.
Lol you're not getting me mad at all, I'm actually laughing at you and your meat riding friend here. And you talk about someone being nobody, never even heard of you and I'm pretty up to date with all the big tourneys and **** sooo yeah. xD Acting like you're M2k or someone. Ignorance mixed with arrogance.

And no wonder why you got punched in the face before, I bet someone's gonna lay you out one day. xD I'll be blessed if I'm there to see it.

In the mean time try to sound less gay and be less gay. ;) Bai
 

dmbrandon

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In the mean time try to sound less gay and be less gay. ;) Bai
Anybody? I feel like anyone could get some burns going on this sentence. I don't even need to acknowledge this one.

FYI: I've beaten everyone on the NJ rankings except ADHD. I've beaten ADHD in doubles, however, 4 times. Where as you've beaten... it. Probably a lot.
 

MBlaze

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Anybody? I feel like anyone could get some burns going on this sentence. I don't even need to acknowledge this one.

FYI: I've beaten everyone on the NJ rankings except ADHD. I've beaten ADHD in doubles, however, 4 times. Where as you've beaten... it. Probably a lot.
YAAAAYYY would you like a cookie sir? :chuckle: Seems like all you can talk about is who you've beaten. I really don't give a **** to be honest. :p
 

dmbrandon

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YAAAAYYY would you like a cookie sir? :chuckle: Seems like all you can talk about is who you've beaten. I really don't give a **** to be honest. :p
Another awesome post. ALL YOU CAN DO IS TALK ABOUT WHO YOU'VE BEATEN (ON A COMPETITIVE FORUM, LOLOL.)

All you can do is side step the lindmines I'm placing before you to help your self-esteem from hitting the graveyards. It's fine, it's called Narcissism.
 

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if i ever see textures on i dont like, i immediately quit the match and throw the sd card in the garbage. there, end of story
 

MBlaze

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Another awesome post. ALL YOU CAN DO IS TALK ABOUT WHO YOU'VE BEATEN (ON A COMPETITIVE FORUM, LOLOL.)

All you can do is side step the lindmines I'm placing before you to help your self-esteem from hitting the graveyards. It's fine, it's called Narcissism.
I was speaking in terms of relevance that it lacks to the argument. We're talking about your johning of textures, not who you've beaten. lulz Does it make you sleep better at night knowing you've stressed this to me enough? :D
 

dmbrandon

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I was speaking in terms of relevance that it lacks to the argument. We're talking about your johning of textures, not who you've beaten. lulz Does it make you sleep better at night knowing you've stressed this to me enough? :D
Part of your argument was I wasn't ranked. I have completely shut that out, and denied you your fun. The only point you've made that's even close to valid was I should have turned them off. But when you're in finals, and ready to go, you're just thinking of the win, and color difference doesn't really matter. That is, until you're near another player and your partner gets confused.

You would understand it if you had ever got to that point in life in anything.

inb4youdon'tknowme. You're right, I don't know you. Because you're nothing.
 

MBlaze

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Part of your argument was I wasn't ranked. I have completely shut that out, and denied you your fun. The only point you've made that's even close to valid was I should have turned them off. But when you're in finals, and ready to go, you're just thinking of the win, and color difference doesn't really matter. That is, until you're near another player and your partner gets confused.

You would understand it if you had ever got to that point in life in anything.

inb4youdon'tknowme. You're right, I don't know you. Because you're nothing.
Lol at your johning about that ****. That's something I'd notice right at the beginning of the match. And so what if you don't know me? I don't really care if you don't. You're one gay person that doesn't really matter to me. You just seem like a self absorbed attention ***** to me who probably didn't get enough love at home so has to seek attention in a gaming community. And so what if I don't do as good as you? Doesn't make me any less of a person by saying that you're better than me at Brawl. ._. I can just improve, only picked up Diddy a little while ago.

So funny how much Brawl means to you really. ._.
 

Bladewing

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I thought this thread would turn into a post your favorite textures thread...

Now everyone hates everyone...

why...?
 

wWw Dazwa

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Hey why did something attempting to improve competitive play turn into people flame warring over trivial ****?

Play nice now :)
 

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^LOL @ bladewing
SPONGEBOB: CMON ESCALATOR ESCALATOR ESCALATOR
*throws dice* lands on escalators.
spongebob: YES, escalator!
*dice flips to eels*
Patrick: eeelss,
*spongebob moves his piece to the lose section.
 
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