Lanky Kong Jungle Beat, eh?
Okay. In this Bionic Commando-esque platformer, Lanky is touring around various kingdoms with his comedy stand-up/circus hybrid show (Dixie with her big implausible locks would be one of the cast members because omnipresence is a hell of a drug), but a group of excessive, heckling raccoon tourists decides to go from egging on Lanky's show to actively harassing/sabotaging it.
Lanky, of course, retaliates through a variety of methods:
his signature elasticity for quirky grappling maneuvers/acrobatics with his arms, making air gusts by ballooning up, calling out Enguarde for elaborate hoop tricks, & using comedy props like cream pies, explosive whoopie cushions, joy buzzers, obnoxious trombone solos & of course, his trusty grape shooter. With enough skill, Lanky can charge up an all-out attack where he hits the stage to roast anyone caught in a shockwave.
Each kingdom would be conveniently structured with naturalistic landscapes consisting of swings, nets, tight-ropes, hoops and so on.
Most of this came out of thin air, so make of it what you will...