dayum, still in shock we had so many entrants. It seems we are in the midst of a golden revival of Texas melee, thanks to all for coming out, especially the new blood and old veterans for bringing the money and hype respectively. if i missed you, my b i can't do 84 of these im not crazy.
1: ARC - your sickness was clearly a high level mind game, i'm glad to see such innovations in the meta-game, keep up the gewd work. it was a pleasure to talk and chill with ya from time to time as always, spend some of your winnings on some medicine, and mad props on not getting anyone else sick!
2: Mojo - Oscar you poon dog, our set left my balls so very blue, get your ass back up here so i can **** you up proper when i'm better and hopefully on your level. gg's homie, i can't wait to watch our set on youtube and count all of the chokes.
3: Gloomstick - David comin back strong after spending years mediating in the woods, your falco clearly did some damn fine work and i look forward to chillin and practicing with you in the future. i'm pretty sure i still owe both you and james some trees so to be continued.
4: Mew - YESS so much hometown pride in seein you walk away with a nice wad of cash. You definitely helped run this tournament and happened to be under the weather as well, so a huge thank you and congratulations are both in order. i'll look into buying a custom made cake of C. falcon punching a CS terrorist with a tennis racket in his other hand to commemorate this small dfw victory. message me about cake flavors later man, good stuff.
5: Penguin - Will i'm really glad the first tournament you kicked serious ass in so happened to be the biggest tournament in recent dfw history. Your falco was both super clean and filthy dirty i loved it. our teams matches reminded me why i love the doubles game so much because it's like playing small bursts of one on ones but suddenly i knee comes crashing into my enemy and we win, **** yeah! we had some good teamwork and im still really hyped to watch our set against Arc and JF (gg's)
5: Admiral! - Hannah i should've gotten the IC's practice while you were up here but there was just so many damn people to play and maybe im still a little scared of your blizzard grabs. Well played games from what i watched, i didn't know wobbling actually took a toll on the thumbs, but you fought through the pain up to 5th, and your set against David was pretty close, just got falco'd too hard (around 2:30 a.m.) Have fun up in Connecticut, please go tap the East coast smashers when they least expect it. oh and the Haunter Sprite still lives comfortably on my wall, thanks!
7: yung pout - James ma dude, don't sweat our bracket games, you played really well man, nothing was stolen, i drop late games like that alllllllllll the time, gg's, maybe i gotta play the character counter game against you next time (fair warning) i still owe u trees so i'll be seein you at the next smashfest or somethin.
7: JF - i'm always like "oh cool, Matt came up to style on us nerdz, i should play him soon!" then 10 hours later you suddenly leave me hanging like wow what's up with that? we will definitely get our friendlies in next time JF
9: Thoraxe - caution: chokes under pressure.
9: Sizzle - fun friendlies, sorry bout the jank pools games, im quite familiar with suicides as well, so i can relate to your disappointment. your fox is scary and different and i wish to see more of it in the future. our agreement still stands if we meet in bracket we face off on modded green greens.
9: Lunchables: really close, high level marf dittoes, it's funny how we we're both totally prepared to play the ol' character switcharoo game, but ended up straight marthin it out like gentlemen. Those were some good games Zach and im pretty sure your marth does a lot of things better than my marth does and a lil vice versa. hopefully next tournament we can manage to dodge each other for once! but still get some friendlies in of course.
9: PK thunder i liked your falco play, it's pretty similar to my own birdman and i enjoyed the few games we did play together, you seemed like a chill and funny dude so feel free to come on up again with the san An crew if you're up to the challenge
13: Hamyojo: ughhhh freest dollar i've ever given away, i mean you earned that scratch, but my fingers couldn't do win stuff at that point and my mind was not in a dinosaur killin mood. i will come back to reclaim that dollar so help my hamlin.
17: Rich - wait this is richie right? dude you placed pretty damn well for an 84 man shindig, mad props to you for being awesome and improving the dfw scene by accepting us smashers into your lovely home and gettinnn weeiiirirrrrrrd with us
17: Jesi - i was kind of hyped for your pool game and secretly hoping you would crush oscar, gratz! i still think mojo has to fork up all of his winnings to you if im correct about the rules ( i am)
17: Tadeo - You and Richie seriously take a huge role in keeping this scene active and maximizing our fun so you gotz my infinite gratitude for bein such a gratidude... good placing for a huge tournament keep on improving and bein the homie!
Karen: It was quite enjoyable taking a 10 minute break from smashing and chillin with you and Eli out back and what not, before we die early and filled with regrets let's win teams at some tournament and kill all of those who oppose our rule.
Elijah: new blood into the scene, you seem like a cool guy and pretty mature for your age, stick around son and i'll show ya the ropes (not my penis)
Ben: another fox arises from the seemingly barren grounds of highland park, you got the fingers for this game quote, you just need some experience and you'll be shinin like the pros in no time. see if you can make it down to one of the smashfests in the near future.