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Dave of NJ Smash Community

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ButoxSavior

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Attention Dave of the New Jersey Smash Community: Your anus is in danger! It has come to my attention that another man has desire to insert his ***** into your bum. This person is non other than Sadaharu Inui, aka Lucas. This man is a homosexual, and is also a pedophile. Your talk of "wanting to **** Toon Link" turned him on.

Now I come to you as one straight man to another. Hopefully I am not too late. I know a Man's anus is supposed to be a one-way street. So I am warning you of this impending invasion, so that you may take measures to protect yourself.
 
MasterDaveNo1

MasterDaveNo1

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LOL!!!!! Who are u? also, I myself am a pedophile and would enjoy doing sexual things with little children >.> This includes Konata and Lolis all over the world from age 7-14 xD Also, Toon Link is awesome and the only one I think is cute of his gender aside from myself ;D Also, NO CAMERAS! NO INUI! LOLIS ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION! pictures may be taken for 10 dollars each. videos are $100/10 minutes. xD
 
Inui

Inui

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Pierce7d said:
. . . 1nb410ck

Also, lmao, who DOESN'T know who Inui likes?
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I do not like some little kid, or traitor, or a pro Smasher, or anything like that. So...your silly assumption is wrong.

This thread is ridiculous.

Anal sex is not appealing, btw. >_>; I'd avoid it despite liking dudes.
 
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ButoxSavior

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Sadaharu Inui said:
I do not like some little kid, or traitor, or a pro Smasher, or anything like that. So...your silly assumption is wrong.

This thread is ridiculous.

Anal sex is not appealing, btw. >_>; I'd avoid it despite liking dudes.
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lol trying to play it off, or decide you don't like him anymore?
 
teh_spamerer

teh_spamerer

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Good luck Mario
On related note to anal penetration

RedAxelRanger: melee sheik is just
RedAxelRanger: lift ass up
RedAxelRanger: to get ready for 10 black men
Boutdabux23: LMFAOOOOOO!
RedAxelRanger: of course you also try to run around and get away
RedAxelRanger: but it doesnt work
 
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