Dare Corrupter

[Link2thelost90]

Kay I do, but I take a shower and it drowns out my singing.
I dare ya to drink radioactive waste.

 

[MPH Deku]

Okay, fine. It gives me superpowers and I kick yer butt fer makin' me do that. >:T

I dare the next person to

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yeah, okay, but I think the solution to that would be pretty obv.

I dare ya to prank call a kebab delivery place and ask for a KEDAAAAAAH.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but I tell them you forced me against my will at gunpoint to prank call them and I tell them your current location.
I dare ya wear all red in a Bull fighting arena with Bulls in them.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, but I'm wearing your blood... you know, which is red.

I dare ya to find her if ya can!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted I do find her and beat you for kidnap her by jumping over you and end up cutting down a bridge/hit a switch while your on it.
I dare ya to run as fast as you can.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. I sprint for a few seconds then go to grab a taco. |3

I dare yah to drink the whole bottle of ghost pepper sauce!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Kay, but it gaves me epic fire powers.
I dare ya to do nothing..at all.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, sure, I can't really get in trouble that way.

I dare ya to take your belt off and look like you're about to whip a child with it, and say, "It's Goofy time!".

 

[MPH Deku]

...what belt? :x

I dare yah to go to the store and buy me a quart of milk!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, I hide it from you till it spoils.

I dare ya to drink it now.

 

[MPH Deku]

I do. The food poisoning has adverse effects on yer plumbing. :3

I dare ya do jump off the Empire State Building!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, but you have to catch me when I fall!

I dare ya to eat Link2thelotsaSpaghetti90!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted I eat EVERY SINGLE BITE and learn Falcon Pawnch.
I dare you to teach your Magikarp splash.

 

[MPH Deku]

Yer on. I hack pokemon and make splash a 100% accurate OHKO move.

I dare ya to teach Sly Fox Draco Meteor!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, I use his new move to conquer pokemon world.
I dare ya to brush your teeth with a toothbrush made of yeti hair.

 

[Kantrip]

Granted, it's a sterile magic yeti that then grants me 3 wishes.

I dare you to post in the Wish Corrupter thread and try to corrupt the wishes my magical yeti granted me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Can do! But it's just me granting your wishes instead of the handsome and magnificent Link2. ;P

I dare yah to reference something obscure!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

All right, but, every time I shout an F bomb and slam my fists on the desk, something annoying blows up.

I dare ya to sing scream a screamo song at somebody.

 

[Link2thelost90]

mmkay but the people are deaf and can't hear me.
I dare to live on a deserted Island with nothing but your coconut friend for a week.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You sure do.

I dare ya to take a look at that grammatical error in Link2's post, and then shout, "HEIL GRAMMAR" and start shooting everybody.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but you count as everybody as well.
I dare ya to fight Weegee.

 

[FIREL]

I AM WEEGEE =P
I dare ya to fight me.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but I don't actually fight you...you fight me.
I dare ya to stop me if you can.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, I become a Pak E. Derm and stop you until you learn how to ground-pound without hurting your butt.

I dare ya to be Mr. Bean for a day.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Kay I do but I feed you bean for breakfast lunch and dinner..
I dare ya to kill your pet chicken Henry.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yes, of course! But I fed him your soul beforehand.

I dare ya to consume someone's sole (you know, like, the sole of someone's shoe?).

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted they're your soles on your shoes.
I dare ya to wear shoes to bed.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Done. I'm back at my desk, though.

I dare ya to kick a cow.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Already then but he falls on all your other cows and they all fall down like dominos and your force to get all the poor cows back on their feet because...
I dare ya to do so.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sure, bro. But they all come after you for kicking them still. They kick you all the way into the slaughterhouse.

I dare ya to join Ganon, and he will make your face the greatest in KoriDAI.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, with me at his side no one will ever stop his rule except you know if I try to betray or something like.
I dare you to juggle 4 fully grown blue whales.

 

[MPH Deku]

Mmkay. Fully grown plastic blue whale toys.

I dare ya to hold your breath till yer face goes purple!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

All right, my head kereximasplodes and my brains get on you.

I dah yah to asplode.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but I respawn and regenerate.
I dare to pawnch a walrus' teeth out.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You sure do Okay, but only to make the walrus(guy) happy for cleaning them afterwards.

I dare ya to set up us the bomb... (JC)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Kay but i'll be elsewhere when I set it off *makes cow pun about me going to the moon*
I dare ya to randomly crash through someone's walls/house (that isn't mine" then shout "OH YEAH".

 

[The Fail Tracer]

All right, but the Kool-Aid man still wants to do so to your house (you didn't say anything about him!).

I dare ya to become a gangstah rapper.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted I do but you get beaten up for being my manager cause I suck at it so bad.
I dare ya listen to buy a car but never use it ever.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sure, you can have it... It has no breaks! You'll find yourself driving it without that knowledge, and you will crash and DIE.

I dare ya to stab yourself while eating hot dogs.