Corrupt-a-wish!

[FalKoopa]

Granted. But I won't corrupt it next time.

I wish I could go to outer space.

 

[Mari]

Granted. You can't breathe.

I wish for a new TV...

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, it doesn't cover the frequencies used to broadcast channels in your area, nor does it have AV, SCART or HDMI slots. What use is it going to have?

I wish I could use necromancy spells.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted. But it would backfire and the dark creatures you summon would turn against you.

I wish I could use a bow.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but every time you use it your life gets shorter

I wish all virus' would be killed and no other virus can be created

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted, but bacteria and other micro-organisms would take their place.

I wish I had a pet dog.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. you are hiighly allergiic and your face iimlode2

ii wii2h your 2hiirt wa2 the riight color

 

[Mari]

Granted. Your shirts are now all neon green.

I wish for this headache to go away...

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. 2ay goodbye to your head.

ii wii2h iit wa2 thur2day

 

[Mari]

Granted. But now every other day is Monday.

 

[FalKoopa]

404 ERROR! WISH NOT DETECTED!

I wish magic existed in real life.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, iit iinterrupt2 all electrical fiield2 and no one can fiigure out how two harne22 iit iin your liifetiime.

ii wii2h for happiine22

 

[Mari]

Granted. But now everyone else is sad forever.

I wish for a new watch.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted. But it stops working within a day of purchase.

I wish I knew Japanese.

 

[Mari]

Granted. You forget every other language and cannot relearn them.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. anchociie2 and piineapple. and NO DEW.

Granted. But now everyone else is sad forever.

I wish for a new watch.

that'2 a twii2t?

ii wii2h for ultiimate deceptiion power

 

[pokemongeof]

Granted, but then you deceived yourself!

I wish my parents didn't block youtube, so I could have been in a youtube documentary

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted. It's The Only Website They Didn't Block.

I Wish That Hussie Would Make Panels Faster But Still At The Same Quality As He's Doing Them Now.

 

[Mari]

Granted. Your computer explodes from the sheer amounts of badassery.

I wish for a world without poverty.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted. Communism Everywhere.

I Wish I Had More Room On My Schedule.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted, but you're fired/kicked out of all work/school/projects


I wish for no one else after me in this thread to get a wish.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, But It Only Applies For Ten Minutes.

 

[FalKoopa]

No wish detected, so it isn't granted.

I wish I had a Wii U.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but it is defective and cannot connect to the Internet.

I wish SSB4 came quickly.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted, but it is defective and cannot connect to the Internet.

That actually won't bother me much, as I usually don't play online. I play much more with my brother and cousins.

Now on to corrupting your wish,

Granted, but all of your wanted newcomers are axed due to time constraints. (Sorry if it was too cruel.)

I wish I knew how to swim.

 

[Mypantisgone]

That actually won't bother me much, as I usually don't play online. I play much more with my brother and cousins.

You'd still get a downgrade , not just internet and online play.Just saying.

Granted , but everybody knew you didn't know how to swim and they will never know or get proofs that you can now swim . They will mock you forever because of it .

I wish homeworks were not obligatory and that my friends could come over more often or vice versa.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted, but you lose all but one friend.


I wish my wish gets corrupted

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, your wish isn't corrupted, so your wish will be corrupted, by being granted as an uncorrupted wish, which corrupts itself out of your desire of having a corrupted wish.

I wish I could travel in time.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted, but you can only travel upto a minute forwards/backwards.

I wish I had a new set of headphones.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, But They're Worse Than Your Old Ones.

I Wish I had More Time To Type This.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but your keyboard gets unresponsive, requiring you to click on a button many times to insert a character.

I wish E3 was earlier.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but nothing gets shown because no one was ready and it gets postponed to where it originally was

I wish for a hay penny (from Wacko's Wish)

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, But Since I Don't Know What That Is You Get A Regular Penny.

I Wish I Had Known I'd Get A Wish Earlier.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted, but you forget anyway

I wish my wish didn't get corrupted

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted But Your Head Explodes.

I Wish I Had More Time For My CompSci Project.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but you become ill and can't work on the project even if you wanted.

I wish laser weapons existed.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted, but they misfire all the time.

I wish the sky was red.

 

[Mari]

Granted. The rest of the world is yellow.

I wish for Nintendo logic to corrupt my wish.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, But Logic Doesn't Exist Anymore.

I Wish That Magic But Purple Because Roses.

 

[Mari]

Logic no exist?

WOOO! Party!!

Also, corrupted because Falcon Punch and Spin Dash.

I wish I'm not grounded anymore.