Corrupt-a-wish!

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the network is password-protected, and some guy with a flaming sword guards the router.

I wish world hunger would stop, and all abusive parents/pet owners would become nice.

That way, anyone who corrupts this wish will feel like a complete ass for doing so.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, world peace is solved with world hunger and abusive parents/pet owners being evaporated and used to make fuel for space ships.

I wish for a big welcome back cake!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has an assassin inside, ready for the kill.

I wish for Lucky Charms.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but they get stolen by lucky

i wish i had more money in my pokemon black 2 version

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you set all of your pokemon free to receive 1 million monies.

I wish I was better at Calculus.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, youre abducted by NA2A and forced two work

ii wiish for vii2iion twofold

 

[Mari]

Granted, It eats you and your family.

I wish for a better way to save!

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you save everything, get on that hoarder show, make lots of money, but become the laughing stock of humanity.

I wish I could level up faster in Paper Mario :/

 

[Insom]

Granted, but every time you level up, you're memory card gets reset.

I wish I could eat candy all the time without getting sick

 

[The Dinkoman]

That wish corruption hurts real deep man, real deep.

Granted, every two years your wisdom teeth grow back and you must have them removed.

I wish I could get all my saves back on my corrupted memory card.

 

[pawndidater2]

@Insom love that avatar

granted but you lo2e all your other 2ave2. on everythiing.

ii wii2h ii had cool gal22e2 liike my avatar

 

[Mari]

Granted, but now you are blind.

I wish for a free ticket to the Next E3

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but every game ii2 a puzzle 2olviing game

ii wii2h for a +6 thunderiing greataxe

 

[Luco]

Granted, a +600 one is made and you feel sad and inferior.

I wish I was a dragon (that didn't live in Skyrim).

 

[Fluttershy]

granted you are the offspring of Durnehviir and forever doomed to live in the soul cairn for all eternity

I wish i had a real dual-blade sword that i could have as a display

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, iit fall2 at thanksgiiviing and kiill2 your favoriite relatiive

ii wiish for mythiical cry2tal 2torm

 

[Mari]

Granted. IT KILLS EVERYONE.

I wish for LOTS AND LOTS OF MILKYWAYS.

I love Milkyways.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get so many Milkyways they fill up the entire Milky Way.

I wish it would stop raining Milkyways here. There's so much, I can't even go outside for my usual running!

 

[Sawybean]

Granted, but it starts raining Kitkats.

I wish I had a toothbrush.

 

[Luco]

Granted, it's in the highest (locked) room of the tallest tower in the most abandoned castle guarded by a fire breathing dragon. Go get it.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Insom]

Granted. You can only fly straight up.
I wish that once a week I could become the best in the world at any game I choose.

@Insom love that avatar

Thanks.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, but the people you defeated iin other week2 come back two de2troy you

ii wii2h ii could control tiime

 

[Sawybean]

Granted, but if you freeze time, you can't un-freeze it.

I wish I had a cup of water.

 

[Insom]

Granted. The cup will give you herpes if you drink from it.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you are immortal, but you are also a stone platypus.

I wish for less work.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but someone calls in with family problems and you are the only available and they NEED you to go in

I wish i knew how to drive

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, but traffiic ii2 at an all tiime hiigh

ii wii2h for the iinternet

 

[Mari]

Granted, but now thousands of nerds, teen girls, business people and mostly every other person that uses the internet now camp out at your house.

I wish for a soda.

 

[Insom]

Granted. It's diet.

I wish for a WiiU

 

[Mari]

Granted. IT'S AWESOME. XD.

I wish for a not diet soda.

 

[Insom]

Granted. Its diet. I wish for telepathy

 

[Mari]

Granted, but now you can't turn it off and you slowly start to lose your mind as you can't stop hearing other people's thoughts.

I wish for a free bag of chips.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you open it up and there are fries inside.

I wish my arm wasn't broken :/

 

[Mari]

Granted. And no corrupting this time. Get well soon!

I wish for a 100$

 

[Insom]

Granted. You owe it back to the bank with 800% interest.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. you owe the ho2piital thou2and2.

ii wii2h there wa2 armor pa2t hallowed

 

[Mari]

Don't know what that means...

I wish for my week to be awesome....

 

[Insom]

Granted. The rest of your life will be terrible.

I wish for Melee to be at Evo every year until Evo stops being held.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. there can be only one more evo.

ii wii2h for hyrule two be flooded

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, all the people there die drowned.

I wish someone corrupts this wish.