Connecticut Player Finder: We're better than you <3

[Khaly]

5:25 is my best so far. I need to figure out a good strategy xP

edit: 4.461!!

 

[NusCirtap]

What's your record cort? I did one of those type of games a while back and got under 2.1. I don't understand the people who get 1second. >_>

It's all muscle memory goose, so it'll just take practice. <_<

 

[Cort]

1.877 is my record, and I could probably get 1.5-1.6 ideally going insane.

 

[Khaly]

Wow, I just got 3.22 and I was really proud of myself until I saw cort's 1.877. >_>

 

[SwiftBass]

**** i tohught 4.5 was kinda good @_@

 

[Khaly]

3.196 GAH! I'm never going to get close to Cort.

 

[Cort]

ZoSo was getting 2.8 ish after about 15 minutes of trying.

 

[-Darc-]

Damn, Cort your score is like top two

 

[Rep]

I rule that game. =]

 

[Cort]

What's your score, Rep?

Darc just showed me that I'm #2 in the rankings with a score of 1.003 that I never got >_>

I never put my name into these rankings.

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

Wow, you guys were busy when i went to sleep...

 

[Rep]

1.204... Ranked #6

 

[Cort]

I'm gonna go ahead and say that's not really humanly possible.

 

[Rep]

It's possible. But I only have to press a single key. =]

 

[Cort]

Macros are gay.

Try pressing all 26 keys with your hands and then lemme know your score =D

 

[-Darc-]

Cort you hypocrite. You macro'd your way to the top >_>

 

[Khaly]

What would you do with your life if your wang exploded, randomly?

 

[Cort]

Darc got 1.003 and used my name >_>

I would probably urinate out of a hole between my legs.

 

[awsmsean]

I lose at this game.

 

[Cort]

Mindless practice makes perfect.

 

[Khaly]

Which is also true in the case of SSBM.
And soon to be SSBB.

Lets pioneer meni tekneekz?!

 

[Cort]

Not so much as experience.

Someone legitimately beat my finger frenzy record =(

 

[Cort]

Let this post load, then slowly scroll down.

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=2888023#post2888023

 

[-Darc-]

New sig. Keep or change?

 

[Cort]

I only like when the GP starts flopping around and goes out of control.

What are the other options? >_>

 

[Khaly]

Pshh, he doesnt have anything on Cort.
I consider Cort best peach in teh worlddddd kekeekee =]

 

[-Darc-]

I dunno. My old one? I also have this dancing thing with Minun and Plusle

 

[Hazygoose]

Let this post load, then slowly scroll down.

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=2888023#post2888023

i was confused as **** until i realized i have newest post first and should slowly scroll up.

 

[_V_]

I <3 Darc.

Welcome me back to CT kids, for I am HOME!

Let this post load, then slowly scroll down.

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=2888023#post2888023

LMFAO!

 

[Cort]

Woah, who uses newest post first? That's like Chinese shnoz.

Show me the minun plusle thing.

 

[Hazygoose]

steve should drive to middletown tomorrow and play me all day since i have no classes >.>;

cort: i'm not chinese. but i AM commy scum. i think that amounts for something.

 

[Khaly]

Steve. Promise me we'll go to Hooters and eat wings? =[

 

[Cort]

I guess so, Hazy.

I want hooters in my face

and to eat wings also

 

[Khaly]

Cort too! lets make it a party.
Thursdays after 7 is all-you-can-munch-on hooters, ::COUGH:: i mean wings.

 

[-Darc-]

I'll show you guys what I have for sig ideas.

 

[Cort]

Those are all pretty good. Especially the Raptor Jesus Camp rave.

 

[Cort]

Cort too! lets make it a party.
Thursdays after 7 is all-you-can-munch-on hooters, ::COUGH:: i mean wings.

Someone bring me to this. I don't have classes Thursday.

 

[awsmsean]

The plusle and minun are hypnotizing.

 

[Hazygoose]

eirik ott wrote 8 haiku about hooters, while waiting for his order of 10 hot wings, it being 25 cent hotwing wednesday and 10 being the minimum order...

1) my dad says he comes
here just for the hotwings but
i don't believe him

2) the hotwings here are
not all that hot...and neither
are the waitresses

3) some of them are hot
in a cheapish sort of way
the hotwings i mean

4) i've never dated
hooters waitress; i think there
are reasons for that

5) waitress asks "whatcha
writin'?" "haiku," i say. "oh."
she looks suspicious

6) hooters makes me want
to apologize to ev-
ery girl i've dated

7) hooters is the place
where lonely ex-cheerleaders
go to die...(missing 2 syllables. oh well)

8) teenage hotwing chef
probably thinks this is the
best job in the world


kk...no more stupid haiku. with that being typed...i am off to sleep. or try to. i hate being sickly.

 

[Cort]

Those are the best Hooters haiku I have ever read.