When I read the title, I thought this blog was gonna be about something else entirely.
I don't think those examples are science fails. They're more like language ambiguities.
Whether viruses are classified as living or not is irrelevant to the makers of Lysol. They claim that their product renders viruses inactive. In common speech, people say "kill" when it comes to deactivating inanimate objects, as in, "Kill the lights." Of course, the manufacturers might have actually meant "kill," taking viruses to be living things, but that definition of "life" is only relevant to theoretical science, not to the applied technology. Arguing about it is like arguing semantics.
Also, "energy" means something different in the scientific field than it does in common speech, in which "energy" is synonymous with "fuel." In the commercial, they would say "energy" rather than "fuel" because "energy" is more of a well known buzzword. The point of a commercial is to get information out there; to do this, you have to use language that people understand. And, yes, there are multiple definitions for the same word, such that "energy" means different things in different contexts.
"Life" means something different to a biologist than it does to someone else. "Need" means nothing to an economist, but it is used in common speech.
When I used to tell people what my job was, they didn't know what "lab technician" meant. So I just said, "Chemist," and they understood. My job title was never actually "chemist," but it got the point across.
As for the skin treatment commercial, maybe they meant that it penetrates seven out of eight layers. But I wouldn't be surprised if they just got it wrong.
So, there. I nitpick your nitpick. Because I can.
You'd think after tens of thousands of years, we'd stop killing each other. =D
The ecologists have an explanation for that. And it ain't pretty.
I disagree, the world was a good place.
Until humans came along and ****ed everything up.
I was under the impression that life was always brutish and short ever since the first proteins combined into amino acids in the primordial ocean of early Earth. Life, on this planet, has never had it easy.
But when I've got personal **** going down, and somebody says I don't have the right to complain because children in Africa are dying of AIDS, or starving children in China would kill for the half-eaten burger I just threw away, it just makes me mad.
Actually, I would kill for your half-eaten burger. Could you, like, FedEx it to me?
The only problem I have with that argument is that some people who use it seem to think that the rest of the world is full of starving children in dire need of charity from the industrialized nations. But I think that people, anywhere in the world, are much more resilient than that. Starving kids and sick kids anywhere aren't waiting for your half-eaten burger; they're out working and trying to take care of themselves and their families.
On the other hand, perspective helps you choose the right words, even when you're just b*tching and whining about something trivial.