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Chuck Norris

brod1986

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I have a question.

Why do loads of people like Chuck Norris? As far as i know he's not done anything worthy of being held is such high regards. Could someone explain to me why he's so great? I've got an open mind, if he is worthy of being a legend show me the path!
 
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^That.

He's just an internet phenomenomenamon.
just like those pics of kittens with some weird captions like I made you a cookie but I eated it and rick roll. Its a meme.
 
Crimson King

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It's just a joke. It started with the Vin Diesel List of things he's done as was modified to Chuck Norris for name recognition.
 
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brod1986 said:
I have a question.

Why do loads of people like Chuck Norris? As far as i know he's not done anything worthy of being held is such high regards. Could someone explain to me why he's so great? I've got an open mind, if he is worthy of being a legend show me the path!
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...ask his FLAMING ROUNDHOUSE KICK OF DOOM!

Well, personally I prefer Bruce Lee. >.>
 
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Crimson King said:
It's just a joke. It started with the Vin Diesel List of things he's done as was modified to Chuck Norris for name recognition.
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Yeah, people spend their time thinking up new ways to make him better than others, but no one takes it personally. It's just funny.
 
Mewter

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Exactly. It's a random internet thing that people like to talk about for some reason.:laugh:
 
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...What does Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar? Silly Rabbit, he doesn't need to do anything for a Klondike Bar.
 
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I prefer it when it's Captain Falcon. Chuck Norris ruined it for me after I read this:

One of the satirical facts made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:

“ It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you."
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Yeah, way to ruin your own Internet Meme. Next we'll find out the cake actually isn't a lie.
 
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Like I said, I prefer Bruce Lee. >.> But I shall make the transition from Chuck to Capt.

Knock Knock,

Who's there?











RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

see Scar's sig.
 
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Yeah, I prefer Captain Falcon as well, mostly because I'm much more familiar with him.

~ Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris are not one in the same, for in fact Chuck Norris is one of Captain Falcon’s offspring, the other one being Mr. T. He refers to them as Susan and Nancy respectively.

~ Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.

~ After much debate, president Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than sending Captain Falcon. His reasoning: “its more humane”.

~ Captain Falcon is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


Don't forget it!
 
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I agree with Sly, Chuck Norris has his famous roundhouse kicks, but Captain Falcon can implode the universe at anytime with a *dare I say it?* Falcon Punch!!!

Edit: I have to use only 3 exclamation points because if I tried to replicate he Falcon Punch with a forum post then my computer would not be able to compute it and would therefore make an infinite amount of exclamation points, creating a time paradox.
 
SkylerOcon

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How about this:

Chuck Norris isn't funny and he never was. Why? Mr. T could kill him by blinking at him.
 
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Funny, I heard something similar.

One time, and one time only; Mr. T beat Chuck Norris at a game of Tic Tac Toe. The next day, Chuck Norris created Racism.

Okay, that will be my last ever Chuck Norris joke ever. I don't like them...
 
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I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die. the internet will explode, only to find some dumb Chuck Norris/Rapture joke.
 
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I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die. the internet will explode, only to find some dumb Chuck Norris/Rapture joke.
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I got what they're all going to say.

Chuck Norris did not die, he just took a vacation.

or

Chuck Norris went on to rule the world from somewhere else.

DAMMIT I SAID IT.
 
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People will just say "Chuck Norris never decided to die, he just felt like taking a eternity-lasting nap"
 
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...okay. I like that one better.

Or, he decided to count to infinity -- again.
 
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L__ said:
3 people implied/said the same inter-meme. Please stop. >.>
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Sorry, my computer is acting really slow today so my posts are like coming up 15 minutes after I hit the stupid button...
 
brod1986

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Ahh now i understant. It's just a randome thing. Thanks for the help!
 
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