krnred225
Smash Journeyman
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One day, Sakurai's 11-year-old son wanted his father to create him a new Super Smash Bros. game because he would get prison-***** in Melee. Sakurai agreed and began the development of Brawl. Sakurai's son supervised the development of the game and made sure it was just the way he wanted it to be; he even wrote a storyline for the single player mode (a fan fiction he had been working so diligently on). Sakurai did so and eventually released a demo for those lucky enough to attend an expo. The players marveled at this new game and were delighted to see the return of advanced techniques that gave them advantages over unskilled players. Sakurai's son was on the demo all day getting savagely beaten by everyone else. That night, Sakurai's son came to his father weeping, "Everyone is too good! I can never win! Make it easier so I can win too!" His father made it so. Brawl was released without any advanced techniques that were present in Melee. Good job Sakurai, you ruined the game by being your hypothetical 11-year-old son's *****.
Now we have a few brave hackers, willing to repair the damage Sakurai had done to Brawl.
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Anyways, my friend and I have been playing with this a lot. We call it "Melee 0.5". Excellent job of correcting Sakurai's mistakes.
P.S. - Grammar-***s and "Pure"-Brawl-***s can **** right off.
P.P.S. - Spontaneous post ends here.
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One day, Sakurai's 11-year-old son wanted his father to create him a new Super Smash Bros. game because he would get prison-***** in Melee. Sakurai agreed and began the development of Brawl. Sakurai's son supervised the development of the game and made sure it was just the way he wanted it to be; he even wrote a storyline for the single player mode (a fan fiction he had been working so diligently on). Sakurai did so and eventually released a demo for those lucky enough to attend an expo. The players marveled at this new game and were delighted to see the return of advanced techniques that gave them advantages over unskilled players. Sakurai's son was on the demo all day getting savagely beaten by everyone else. That night, Sakurai's son came to his father weeping, "Everyone is too good! I can never win! Make it easier so I can win too!" His father made it so. Brawl was released without any advanced techniques that were present in Melee. Good job Sakurai, you ruined the game by being your hypothetical 11-year-old son's *****.
Now we have a few brave hackers, willing to repair the damage Sakurai had done to Brawl.
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IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO IMO
Anyways, my friend and I have been playing with this a lot. We call it "Melee 0.5". Excellent job of correcting Sakurai's mistakes.
P.S. - Grammar-***s and "Pure"-Brawl-***s can **** right off.
P.P.S. - Spontaneous post ends here.