from here i can make the conjecture that fox would look sexy in marth's boots
Fox in Boots? Ah, so the truth is revealed! Marth is not really the prince he appears to be. In actuality he is the orphaned and impoverished miller's son whose pet Fox bargained with him to not eat him if only Marth would lend him his boots, which Fox would use to bring wealth to the miller's son.
After a few days of subsistence hunting for Marth, Fox kills a herd of Pichus and presents them to King Toadstool as a gift of sadistic joy from the "Marquis d'Altea." After learning in the castle that the King and Peach would be traveling near the local river. Fox tells Marth to bathe in a river and steals his clothes, and when Marth is found "drowning" there by the royal party, whom Marth tells that he is the Marquis d'Altea and was robbed by the Mario Brothers gang, new scourge of the land, according to tales Fox has told him.
Meanwhile, Fox has dashed ahead to the kingdom of Bowser the shape-shifter, and threatens the peasants working the fields there with death by SHL if they do not claim thereafter that the fields are the property of the Marquis d'Altea. Fox visits King Bowser in his castle and flatters him with an argument for Bowser's indisputably high-tier ruler status due to his shape-shifting and up-B abilities taught to him well by the renowned traveling warrior-magician Gimpyfish. Fox tells Bowser that this has surely been true in the past but that he wonders whether the king has not lost his touch as of late, challenging him to shrink his great size to the form of a mouse. Bowser immediately does so, and Fox swallows him in one gulp, claiming the kingdom in the name of the Marquis d'Altea. While Fox runs off toward Castle Bowser, the Mario Brothers, actually a pair of gallant knights who had hoped to prove their worth to a princess by slaying the monster King Bowser, are left, confused and disappointed, in the dust.
When the Toadstool royal carriage nears Castle Bowser, it is welcomed by a royal escort led by Fox himself, who wavedashes in the blink of an eye over to Marth and whispers his doings into his master's ear. King Toadstool is so impressed that he makes plans for Marth and his daughter Peach to marry.
Hours later, a knock is heard on the castle door, and a request for the presence of Princess Peach is sent. The princess is so jubilant over her recent engagement that despite the regulations against her solitary exposure to strangers, she opens her magic parasol and floats down from the highest tower to land right in front of the Mario Brothers. They begin to introduce themselves, but as soon as the princess hears their names, she screams, as Fox has been spinning tales of the Mario Brothers' treacherous bloodthrist to her all day. Peach runs into the castle and pleads with her close friend who is visiting, the princess Zelda, to dispatch her personal assassin, Sheik, on the invaders. Zelda rushed into her room, slams the door, and seconds later, Sheik emerges and jumps form the tower to the grounds below. The Mario Brothers were not heard from again.
As Peach tearfully recounts the intrusion at dinner in the embrace of a consoling Marth, Fox's eyes bulge, and he turns pale, unseen under his fur. Although Fox knows his trickery may have led to the untimely death of Princess Peach's true suitors, he remembers the deal he made with Marth to bring him wealth, which could not be enjoyed if he ever revealed what had been done. So Marth and Peach ruled happily and powerfully over the Mushroom kingdom, known throughout the world for their novel and cunning techniques of cooperative sovereignty as the team known colloquially as "Husband and Wife," while Fox, although known to be better than either of them in his expedience when dealing with the kingdom's affairs as advisor to the king, hung his head in shame bustled away to "business" whenever he saw either of them, much the king and queen's momentary concerned bemusement.
