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Joeyd123

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Nothing will top this one


Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?
Player: How tough am I? How tough am I?! I beat Marth in Melee!
Reg: Yeah, so?
Player: Using Mario
Reg: Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Player: You got any level 1 CPUs?
Reg: Yeah
Player: Oh its on!!!
 
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~Krystal~

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2/10 not enuff Mewtwo. And I specifically asked for some Pichu!
I asked for some Krystal. Did not get. Was forced to give roster a Sakurai out of 10, because a negative number wouldn't do. Actually, even though this one is terrible in my objective factpinion, it did have Snake. I'll give it that. He was the oasis in a barren desert.
 
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Mr.X98

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It's missing Pac Man and Duck Hunt~
Oh, and Rosalina...and Palutena, Wii Fit Trainer, Villager....blah-blah-blah-blah....
Pfft! those trailers were fake! Sakurai was just trying to get the leakers outta his tail for a little bit.
5/10 good enough to enter the salty spittoon
 
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…Why do I get the feeling that the next trailer will involve Dark Pit shooting Koopalings off of Skyworld in their clown cars until he misses Bowser Jr., leaving Duck Hunt to laugh at him?
 

Mr.X98

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…Why do I get the feeling that the next trailer will involve Dark Pit shooting Koopalings off of Skyworld in their clown cars until he misses Bowser Jr., leaving Duck Hunt to laugh at him?
This man is Pys-sycic!

Couldn't find a good Billy Gif so here-



Happy Birthmas...

Mewtwo is love
Mewtwo is life
I was only 9 years old When I watched "Mewtwo Strikes Back"
I had all the movies...
 
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Espio264

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…Why do I get the feeling that the next trailer will involve Dark Pit shooting Koopalings off of Skyworld in their clown cars until he misses Bowser Jr., leaving Duck Hunt to laugh at him?
If Sakurai loves us, we'll get Mewtwo shooting Dark Pit off of Skyworld.

Then I'll be the one laughing.
 

Niala

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I asked for some Krystal. Did not get. Was forced to give roster a Sakurai out of 10, because a negative number wouldn't do. Actually, even though this one is terrible in my objective factpinion, it did have Snake. I'll give it that. He was the oasis in a barren desert.
You really seem to hate just about every roster that comes out. I have to ask, are you just looking for Krystal and instantly the roster would be 10/10? I can't fathom having such distaste for every single character and still being excited for the game. It just doesn't make sense to me.
 

NeonBurrito

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Mewtwo is love
Mewtwo is life
I was bored and wanted to do something stupid.


>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mewtwo so much, I had all the Pokemon cards and the movie
>I pray to Mewtwo every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mewtwo is love," I say, "Mewtwo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a genwunner
>I called him a hoennbabby
>He used leaf blade
>Super Effective
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>I see something teleport in my room
>Its mewtwo
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "Behold my powers"
>My body is ready
>I brace for Mewtwo
>Mewtwo uses Psychic
>It hurts but I do it for Mewtwo
>2lewd4smashboards
>My dad walks in
>Mewtwo looks him straight in the eye and says, "So this is my power, but what is my purpose"
>Mewtwo flies through my window
>Mewtwo is love, Mewtwo is life

Anyway, Mewtwo is pretty cool.

He should be in the next Smash Bros.

kthnxmashpotatosackoffries
 
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I was bored and wanted to do something stupid.


>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mewtwo so much, I had all the Pokemon cards and the movie
>I pray to Mewtwo every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mewtwo is love," I say, "Mewtwo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a genwunner
>I called him a hoennbabby
>He used leaf blade
>Super Effective
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>I see something teleport in my room
>Its mewtwo
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "Behold my powers"
>My body is ready
>I brace for Mewtwo
>Mewtwo uses Psychic
>It hurts but I do it for Mewtwo
>2lewd4smashboards
>My dad walks in
>Mewtwo looks him straight in the eye and says, "So this is my power, but what is my purpose"
>Mewtwo flies through my window
>Mewtwo is love, Mewtwo is life

Anyway, Mewtwo is pretty cool.

He should be in the next Smash Bros.

kthnxmashpotatosackoffries
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what
 

Mr.X98

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I was bored and wanted to do something stupid.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mewtwo so much, I had all the Pokemon cards and the movie
>I pray to Mewtwo every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mewtwo is love," I say, "Mewtwo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a genwunner
>I called him a hoennbabby
>He used leaf blade
>Super Effective
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>I see something teleport in my room
>Its mewtwo
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "Behold my powers"
>My body is ready
>I brace for Mewtwo
>Mewtwo uses Psychic
>It hurts but I do it for Mewtwo
>2lewd4smashboards
>My dad walks in
>Mewtwo looks him straight in the eye and says, "So this is my power, but what is my purpose"
>Mewtwo flies through my window
>Mewtwo is love, Mewtwo is life

Anyway, Mewtwo is pretty cool.

He should be in the next Smash Bros.

kthnxmashpotatosackoffries
Ah!
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what
No words, It's super effective...
 

Leafeon523

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Congratulations. This page of the official character discussion is the weirdest I've yet to see.
 

~Krystal~

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You really seem to hate just about every roster that comes out. I have to ask, are you just looking for Krystal and instantly the roster would be 10/10? I can't fathom having such distaste for every single character and still being excited for the game. It just doesn't make sense to me.
That's a totally unfounded claim. I liked SSB64's roster, but let's say I did hate every roster that came out. What right do you have to get on your pedestal and judge me or anyone for it? Opinions! Mine are better than yours etc.
 

Mr.X98

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Congratulations. This page of the official character discussion is the weirdest I've yet to see.
Would you believe that even still, we are talking about the characters in a way? weird huh? now grab a Martini and join the conga line, we got matching jackets. :p
 
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Niala

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That's a totally unfounded claim. I liked SSB64's roster, but let's say I did hate every roster that came out. What right do you have to get on your pedestal and judge me or anyone for it? Opinions! Mine are better than yours etc.
I wasn't...

I wasn't intending to be rude. I was genuinely curious. All I've ever seen you mention is that you hate rosters. I've never seen you say you like one. Maybe it's wrong, but it's not really an unfounded claim if that's the image you present.

All I meant is I'm curious as to what your requirements for a good roster are.
 
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