I was bored and wanted to do something stupid.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mewtwo so much, I had all the Pokemon cards and the movie
>I pray to Mewtwo every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mewtwo is love," I say, "Mewtwo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a genwunner
>I called him a hoennbabby
>He used leaf blade
>Super Effective
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>I see something teleport in my room
>Its mewtwo
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "Behold my powers"
>My body is ready
>I brace for Mewtwo
>Mewtwo uses Psychic
>It hurts but I do it for Mewtwo
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>My dad walks in
>Mewtwo looks him straight in the eye and says, "So this is my power, but what is my purpose"
>Mewtwo flies through my window
>Mewtwo is love, Mewtwo is life
Anyway, Mewtwo is pretty cool.
He should be in the next Smash Bros.
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