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Celebrity Mafia: The Revenge of Elin Nordegren (GAME OVER! Did Elin get her revenge?)

th3kuzinator

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"What would Swiss do?"
What do you think I was doing the entire Day?

The mind of Swiss is on freaking auto-pilot for mis-lynches.

Really hope Roxy is just being salty about getting lynched and is keeping up the charade longer than necessary. But the way hes posting, probably not.
 

July

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Twilight should be in no way be this long imo :|

Perhaps scum should just PM Tiger NKs and get this over with?
Last time Tiger posted that it was twilight, I don't think he has been on since the lynch took place.

And anyways, we got to hear from Swiss. And more importantly it gave Delvro plenty of time to see the lynch and still refuse to come in and talk.
 

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Roxy has been lynched and the game is into Twilight phase. Due to an overwhelming large assignment I have due tomorrow... I'll try to get the flavor up tonight but there's a possibility I'll have to take care of everything tomorrow afternoon.

I promise it'll be up by 5 tomorrow.

If you have a Night Action, please feel free to send right now anyway in order to make a quick recovery afterards.

Apologies!
 

July

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I was thinking the same thing lol. Anyways, I agree, I'm still waiting on the flip before I wrap my mind around Roxy being town, just for my own sanity.
 

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This is how i'm viewing the scenario.

1st scenario, Cello claimed daycop, i had trouble with this considering the fact he used his shot immediately, i had even more of a problem with that fact it was on swiss.

Why exactly? Check the conversation Cello had with me early game, it would make more sense considering the Nabe situation was the first thing he brought up, that he'd check Nabe or Me first right?

well he didn't.

I've watched Cello play before, and he'll lie in claims for whatever reason, even when he's town; ****'s weird yo.

But anyways, let's fast forward

Cello actually claims and has an inno on Swiss; befoer all of this swiss has been certain of Cello's scumminess and when the votes were dwindling down, decided to claim miller.

What's the problem with this? Think of the sheer coincidence that's going on here. Swiss is almost certain of Cello's scumminess, regardless of all of the town reads everyone else has, let's say upon Cello's flip, he flips scum, that means that the 'cop' (if there is one) will more than likely check Swiss for certainty; guess what? It's a guilty! However Swiss already covered that option with his claim of Miller.

Just seems a bit far fetched if you ask me.
This would be an awesome plan.
 

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End of Day Two

The Town Hall grew silent as the citizens of Hollywood cast their final votes on who to execute. The light in the room had shifted from a bright yellow to a deep orange reminicent of blood...



"KILL HER... KILL HER!" chanted the audience in unison.

"What's a soul?"

"NO ONE CARES YOU SH*T-FOR-BRAINS" cried the the audience in unison.

KILL HER.... KILL HER... SHE'S BEHIND THE MURDERS. THEY WE'RE ALL HER FAULT.



So the town devised an ingenious way to kill their target...


"I look hot today..." said Roxy.


"I have an idea that'll cause her a pain worse than death..." said a mysterious person.


"... REVERSE LYPOSUCTION"









The town used reverse lyposuction on Roxy and made her fat. Subsequently, Roxy dies of a heart attack.

"Man... I don't think she was behind the murders anymore..."

"Hell, I don't think she does anything... ever. She just stands there like an obligatory pair of ****..."

"What have we done..."



Megan Fox(Roxy), Town Pretty Face(Vanilla), has been killed by a heart attack induced by reverse lyposuction.

NIGHT TWO BEGINS

Night Actions Due Friday, 2/18/11 at 11:59 PM EST.

PM THEM TO ME

 

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End of Night Two

As the sun rose into the sky, the citizens of Hollywood regrouped from their homes and held another meeting. The killers have still not been caught and they had just lowered the average breast size of America yesterday... More had to be done.






Suddenly, a person from the crowd screamed… "Look at the news!"





“Hi this is Katie Couric Live from Hollywood. Disturbing news today as another new murder has occurred. The following video may be disturbing to some viewers...

THE TAPE (It's A VIDEO!)





“Before the murder took place, there was a mysterious conversation overheard on the tape.”

The Convesation

"Ve-a shuoold hure-a a mystereeuoos gooy in a vex mesk tu keell Perees Heeltun by steecking a pule-a thruoogh her heed," said a female voice.

[FONT=&quot]"Why don’t we just use the zombie assassins we already have again,[/FONT]" said a male voice.

"
Zeey oonly vurk oon tergets veet breeens," cried the female voice again.

"[FONT=&quot]How do you kill that… which has no brain?"

[/FONT]
"I dun’t knoo! Eeem fur zee heed unyvey?"



Dourin, Paris Hilton (Town Dumb Blonde) was impaled in the head by a lead pipe. Luckily, the attack missed her miniscule brain by several inches. However, after the attack, she died of bloodloss.


The crowd grew silent… until one of the members in the audience shouted out his grievance:

“Now I can’t make fun of my wife since the average IQ of women has increased…

... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”


Day Three Begins!

Votecount
1. Axel (J/Zen) (0)
2. Swiss (0)
6. Nabe (0)
7. -Joey- (0)
8. July (0)
10. Kuz (0)
11. Delvro (0)
12. Clownbot(0)

Not voting: Axel, Swiss, Nabe, Joey, July, Kuz, Delvro, Clownbot

With 8 alive it takes 5 to Lynch!

Deadline will be FEBURARY 26th at 11:59 PM
 

th3kuzinator

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So we either have 2 mafia with good PRs (unlikely) or 3 mafia.

With 8 players left, another mislynch + NK would bring us down to 6. If there are 3 mafia, thats game over. I suspect its MYLO.

I want clown dead toDay, any objections?

However, we also have Joey's forced death by N3 as a problem. If the doc did not visit him last Night he is fated to die toNight upon a non protection, which would put us in an ever worse situation.

@Joey, does the mod confirm that you have been protected by the doctor?
 

July

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Not gonna lie, not what I expected.

Kinda v/la today, need to have a paper done by 10 but I'll prolly be checking in anyways because I love to procrastinate.

I want people's opinion on the nk before I share what I think.
 

July

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So we either have 2 mafia with good PRs (unlikely) or 3 mafia.

With 8 players left, another mislynch + NK would bring us down to 6. If there are 3 mafia, thats game over. I suspect its MYLO.

I want clown dead toDay, any objections?

However, we also have Joey's forced death by N3 as a problem. If the doc did not visit him last Night he is fated to die toNight upon a non protection, which would put us in an ever worse situation.

@Joey, does the mod confirm that you have been protected by the doctor?
I agree it is more likely we have 3 mafia, but I'm not sold on the Clown lynch yet, will explain why after we hear from at least Swiss and Axel. Would like to hear from Delvro too but he hasn't commented in here since the 13th, so I'm not holding my breath.
 

th3kuzinator

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Why do you want other people's opinions before you share yours?

And wow, I almost forgot Delvro was even in the game. L2R the votecount Kuz. Okay with delvro toDay too, probably even before Clown.

Also note that there was a male voice talking in the mafia flavor. That will be importantly related to the info I will share later toDay. Does anyone think that the man in that video is part of the mafia? I am on a phone and cannot google it, but what character is he?
 

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Oh and I am not as sure of Swiss' alignment as I was yesterday, I think the mod may have given me a red herring <_<
 

July

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Why do you want other people's opinions before you share yours?

And wow, I almost forgot Delvro was even in the game. L2R the votecount Kuz. Okay with delvro toDay too, probably even before Clown.

Also note that there was a male voice talking in the mafia flavor. That will be importantly related to the info I will share later toDay. Does anyone think that the man in that video is part of the mafia? I am on a phone and cannot google it, but what character is he?
Because I want to see if other's think there is a motive behind the killing; yesterDay Swiss said that there probably wasn't, and from the way yesterDay transpired it appears he was right.

That clip is from the movie House of Wax, it seems the murderer in the movie is played by Brian Van Holt (according to Wiki). I'm not sure if the guy in the video is part of the mafia, I think the clip included a guy because that scene is really famous for killing Paris Hilton.
 

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But is that guy famous/ does he frequent Hollywood? Tiger could haveset up this game with that role in mind to be one of the mafia member.
 

July

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How do I put it...he has a recognizable face, would I be able to put a pic of him in here?

He apparently plays in Cougar Town with Courtney Cox, and then a bunch of minor roles (like one time appearances on shows), but Cougar Town and House of Wax are the only two in which he stars with celebrities like we have seen here already (as in I think Courtney Cox is a viable option for a celebrity in this game). I'm also not seeing any roles where he played a villain other than House of Wax.
 

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Ehh it's a possibility. It won't shed much light on the subject even if we are right. The important thing is that mafia has a male member in it, which goes against why I previously thought.
 

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Kuz, I think you're gonna have to reveal what made you think Swiss was town even if you're unsure about it now. (Speaking of which, why are you unsure of it)

J, I still want to know what this "other person" bull**** was about.
 

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Kuz, I think you're gonna have to reveal what made you think Swiss was town even if you're unsure about it now. (Speaking of which, why are you unsure of it)

J, I still want to know what this "other person" bull**** was about.
I would also like to know both these things. J, no as in not now, or as in not ever?
 

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I take that back, not posting till Kuzi does.

His puzzle pieces might fit with our puzzle pieces.
 

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Oh no you don't. You are one of the people I am conflicted about most. I am not giving you more info for you to factor into a fake claim.

Ill go after you.

What does the rest of town think about this? If the rest of you want me to go first, say so and I will. However, it would be better if Axel preceded me.
 
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