Cards Against Humanity - Smash Bros. Pack

[TimeSmash]

You could still leave Rayman in as a troll card.

I was expecting a much dirtier version haha

 

[UltimaNylocke]

HOLY F*CKING SH*T

This topic has 2 pages now :OOO

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.6
-And Suddenly Out Of F*cking Nowhere-

Added Black Cards:
The newest feature on 20XX Tournament Edition: ___
Even ___ is more exciting than a Sm4sh stream.
-What if ___ had Luigi's wavedash?

Added White Cards:
a double Puff team doing nothing but stalling with bairs
Limiter Removal Hungrybox
A Skilled Roy
Melee Hell
Fly Amanita
Sonic OC hacks on Brawl Vault
Super Smash Bros. Still Not Melee

 

[Marrow]

"___ suffers due to the ___ match-up"
" ____? Better nerf Greninja!"
"I didn't know ____ could kill!"

 

[JBRPG]

Black:
The E3 DLC characters are... ____ and ____ !
The new director for the smash bros series is: ______.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Black Card Ideas:
"Still angry about _____ being a counterpick"
"_____ is now god tier."
"Easiest way to piss off a melee player:"
"Easiest way to piss off a brawl player:"
"This is why we ban _____!"
"never trust a _____ main."
"No, Patrick, _____ is not a real _____ main."
"Now introducing _____ Amiibos!"
"The _____ scene is getting really _____"

White Card Ideas:
Tripping
A Fistful of Zelda Porn
Counterpicking
Super Smash Bros Flash 2
Communist Ganondorf
SmashBoards
Greninja's Fountain Taunt
Amiibos
Amiibo Hunters

 

[Cyn]

As much as I enjoy CAH, none of these even made me smile. Sorry!!

When we play it in the Disco Room, @Hylian is the trump card.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

As much as I enjoy CAH, none of these even made me smile. Sorry!!

When we play it in the Disco Room, @Hylian is the trump card.

Cool story bro.

 

[Cyn]

Cool story bro.

Greatest eva, son.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.7
-Just A Small One This Time-

Added Black Card(s):
After Westballz beat Mang0 at Mayhem, Mang0's girlfriend accused Westballz of taking ____.
The results of the Smash Ballot are in. The winner is ____.
"I spend 16 hours a day running a company. You spend 16 hours a day playing ____."

Added White Card(s):
EASY MONEY
YouPorn | Bizzaro Flame
tr4shuals crying for Ryu nerfs cuz he takes actual skill
Diddy being nerfed from S-Tier to not even viable
my b

Removed White Card(s):
Limiter Removal Hungrybox


I reckon the next bigger update will be after EVO and/or CEO. Really hyped for those, btw.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

It's that time again. The next Smash CAH update.

I'm not posting it yet, I'm only beginning to make it now. So if you all have any ideas, feel free to state them (I need more CEO/EVO ideas). I DID add Plup and MH | Chudat white cards and removed the 'Diddy being nerfed from S-Tier to not even viable' white card (goddammit ZeRo proving me wrong).

 

[moist teabag]

couple idea for white cards - we tech those, and DESTRUCTION
tbh they're both p s*** but whatever

 

[ChaosSoul]

Black cards:
_ debut in meele
_ is _ better nerf greninja
Tiers are for _
_ is the best controller to play smash with
I named my _ amiibo _
Falcon _!!!!!
White cards:
Interupting Nintendogs
Links piss stick
Amiibo scalpers
Defective amiibo
GameCube controller

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Added White Card:
"Walking up slowly and down smashing."

Just had to do that.

 

[~Astra]

Black cards
___'s new up-smash is ___.
But how will ___ affect the meta?
I've never played against ___ before.
Who do you main?
#___ForSmash4
___. This is why I don't play Melee.
Patch notes: Increased knockback on ___'s nair.
Nintendo have heard the complaints about Halberd's stage hazards, and replaced them all with ___.
ZeRo's reign came to an end this year, with his downfall being ___.
A 500-page thread on SmashBoards about ___.

White cards
Ike's f-smash
Screen glare
A campy Link
Doc Lewis
A glitchy Project M setup
A gimped recovery.
The tournament winnings
Miiverse
The slow-walk
Taunt baiting
A scarf and ylelow-tinted glasses
Pummelling and forgetting to throw
A kilogram of salt (or pound, if you speak Freedom English).

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Black cards
___'s new up-smash is ___.
But how will ___ affect the meta?
I've never played against ___ before.
Who do you main?
#___ForSmash4
___. This is why I don't play Melee.
Patch notes: Increased knockback on ___'s nair.
Nintendo have heard the complaints about Halberd's stage hazards, and replaced them all with ___.
ZeRo's reign came to an end this year, with his downfall being ___.
A 500-page thread on SmashBoards about ___.

White cards
Ike's f-smash
Screen glare
A campy Link
Doc Lewis
A glitchy Project M setup
A gimped recovery.
The tournament winnings
Miiverse
The slow-walk
Taunt baiting
A scarf and ylelow-tinted glasses
Pummelling and forgetting to throw
A kilogram of salt (or pound, if you speak Freedom English).

Silly Astra, Sm4sh doesn't have any Patch Notes.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Smash CAH Update 1.8 (Haven't Slept... 7 am.... Whatever)

New Black Cards:
A 500-page thread on Smashboards about ____.
Who does he main? ____. ("he" is Card Czar)
Leffen and Chillindude are having another Money Match because of ____.

New White Cards:
Pictures of d*cks on the Miiverse stage
A gimped recovery
we tech those
The Toph and Scar Show
King Kong Kombo
m2k did 9/11
MagicScrumpy
Super Smash Bros 4 - Competitive Players Group
a stitchface
ChuDat Chronicles
Super Smash Bros. Crusade (it has Wavedashing)
Nairo
A well placed sex kick
Spamming Duck Hunt so that you can hear the announcer say "Duck C*nt" because you're witty like that.
Mewtwo's big, meaty tail... with no hitboxes on the actual tail.
#47
dat up smash
The Wrath of Giga Bowser

Removed Black Cards:
Omg somebody made a _ Mii Fighter!

Removed White Cards:
tr4shuals crying for Ryu nerfs cuz he takes actual skill

Changed White Cards:
Pokefloats > P O K E F L O A T S
Leffen > 1. Leffen
Melee fanboys > Melee elitists
Mortality | Axe > Axe

edit: added White Card: "5th at Genesis"

 

[Benny P]

White card - My b

black card- why won't M2K see a doctor?

 

[UltimaNylocke]

White card - My b

black card- why won't M2K see a doctor?

my b is already a white card. I like your black card tho, adding it right away along with white card "#oneunit"

 

[Benny P]

my b is already a white card. I like your black card tho, adding it right away along white card "#oneunit"

Thanks. What do you like more, "why m2k won't see a doctor?" or "The reason m2k won't see a doctor?"

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Thanks. What do you like more, "why m2k won't see a doctor?" or "The reason m2k won't see a doctor?"

I just put "Why won't M2K see a doctor? _" I think it is fine like so.

 

[Benny P]

I just put "Why won't M2K see a doctor? _" I think it is fine like so.

OK cool :D

Do they have "A skilled Roy can beat any fox?

 

[Benny P]

Can we have JizzaroFlame as a white card?

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.8.5 - (Just Making It A Tad Bit Less Convoluted)

Added White Cards:
Super Smash Bros. 3DS and Wii U
Pichu

Removed White Cards:
a double Puff team doing nothing but stalling with bairs
M2K and PPMD combining their Marth powers to take over the world
Fuzzy's awesome Adventure Mode speedrun in the middle of Apex
Armada's 20XX Style 420 Blaze It No Scope Mango Fox
chain grabbing the hell out of people with Pichu
sex kick

Changed White Cards:
Nintendo somehow making Zero Suit Samus EVEN HOTTER in Smash 4 > Nintendo making Zero Suit Samus EVEN HOTTER in Smash 4
Moron hipsters who think (non-P:M) WarioWare Inc. is a good stage when WE ALL KNOW IT ISN'T. > moron hipsters who think WarioWare Inc. is a good stage when WE ALL KNOW IT ISN'T.
Isai, the God of Smash 64 > Isai, the only God of Smash 64
#47 > 47
Sonic OC hacks on Brawl Vault > Sonic OCs on Brawl Vault

edit: I love how at the bottom, there's 11 tweets, 52 fb likes... and 0 google plus ones

 

[UltimaNylocke]

added Mr Lz as a white card
that kid is insane

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.8.7
Removed White Card:
m2k did 9/11

Added White Card:
shinin til he starts cryin'

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

This could be fun. I want this XD

 

[UltimaNylocke]

This could be fun. I want this XD

Start a game on Pretend You're Xyzzy, then just copy paste "/addcardcast DS6Y4" into the chat and have a fun time!

 

[Cyn]

That's weird. We have had one going for a while now.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

That's weird. We have had one going for a while now.

A game?

 

[Cyn]

A game?

Yep. Always fun.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.8.7.2
Added "MVG's technical problems were caused by _." as a black card. Thanks to a good chum on Melee Hell!

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.9 - Like Melee, We're Never Dying
Added Black Card:
_____ is the most badass Smasher.

Added White Cards:
An Emergency Cough Drop
Ally
Fighting Polygon Team
Wavecheating and Fun-Cancelling
Shinin' til he starts cryin'

Changed White Cards:
Kage the Warrior, the most badass smasher > Kage the Warrior.

(Note: Some of these new white cards have been in the Smash deck for a bit, but I didn't feel like documenting their addition until I got a bit more cards).

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Added "MH|Mememan" as a White Card, because I am not a cuck like Summit.

 

[[MEME]PQuantum]

Added "MH|Mememan" as a White Card, because I am not a cuck like Summit.

RIP MH | MemeMan

 

[UltimaNylocke]

RIP MH | MemeMan

He will be avenged by MH|Kage and MH|Chudat.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

This would be so much fun combined with vanilla CAH.

"What if Toni Morrison's v***** had Luigi's wavedash?"

 

[UltimaNylocke]

What was the REAL reason behind Project M ceasing development? _
Masahiro Sakurai's Wild Ride

next update coming too soon

 

[UltimaNylocke]

So the next update will be coming out pretty soon. If you guys have any suggestions though, I'm still open to them for sure. Please don't give suggestions about Bayonetta or Corrin though, I already have a couple of cards set up for them and don't need more. But ya, that's it really. The new update will be pretty cool guys, not too big or whatnot, just some card ideas I've had.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Smash CAH 1 Year Update
Added White Cards:
Having 4 mains, 8 secondaries, and 7 pockets in Smash 4.
Masahiro Sakurai's Wild Ride
Sheik
dat aint falco
Cloud Strife
Corrin's transformed dragon d*ck
Corrin in the House
Bayonetta
Bullet Climax
Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS & Knuckles (as a Mii costume)
Respect Your Elders - Leffen Diss Track by Chillindude829

Added Black Cards:
What was the REAL reason behind Project M ceasing development? _
Generate a new John! I only lost because _ was _.
How to fill up Bayonetta's "Climax Gauge": _

Changed White Cards:
1.Leffen > Leffen

Released Smash CAH - Melee Hell Expansion (BETA)
https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/HGPST