Cards Against Humanity - Smash Bros. Pack

[UltimaNylocke]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
UltimaNylocke here.
In the spirit of the holidays, I thought I'd share my new creation.

Ultima's Smash Bros. Pack
http://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/DS6Y4

I made this with Cardcast, took some from other Smash/Nintendo themed CAH Packs I found (I needed some cards, sue me) but not too much (only like 10%). I made this with help from the aforementioned CAH Pack Makers along with my friends on Skype and at the IRC smashbros channel. I hope y'all enjoy. This was made for Smash Fans by Smash Fans. (also, if you have any suggestions, we could use some more black cards XD)

( play Cards Against Humanity online at http://pyx.socialgamer.net/ )
Also, feel free to tweet me @ UltimaNylocke

 

[Swithe]

Roy our boy should be "Roy's"?

needs a "DAT AIN'T ____" card.

Also, every black card doesnt have to be a "____" card. For example: "The real reason Ridley isn't playable"

 

[UltimaNylocke]

With cardcast, you have to include a blank at the end anyway, that's just how it works

 

[*OCTO*]

The vast majority of the in-jokes/references are Smash 4-centric and yet I see no "BNF" card.

Absolutely unforgivable.

 

[PGH_Chrispy]

I'M REALLY FEELING IT really feeling ______.
Hmm lol

 

[jdmcwombat]

Here are some Black Card ideas

• Show me your _____!
• ______? BANNED!
  
• Remember when Westballz ______ 15 times in a row on stream?
• Project: M. The M stands for _______.
• ______. Still better than Raptor Boost.
• In the next PM Build, everyone is going to complain about ______.
• Because of hardware limitations, _____ will be not be returning for Smash 5.
• I can't believe that the PMDT actually nerfed _____.
• SHUT THE **** UP, ________, IT'S YOUR THIRD ****ING _______.
• IS ______ WHAT YOU WANTED FROM APEX?
• The new Captain Falcon sacred combo: Down air to _____.
• The year is 20XY. Everyone stops maining Fox and plays _____ instead.
• The next episode of the Smash Brothers Documentary is about _____.
• ______? WE ESPORTS NOW.
• ______ has been banned from Apex 2015 due to complications with _____.
• ______ would be so much better with commentary from Prog and D1.
• Thanks to our new sponsor, the winner from this year's Apex Melee Bracket will receive a year's supply of ______.
• Poor Lucas. First his mom dies, then he's not in Smash 4, and now he has to deal with ______.

And here are some more white card ideas.

• The 9 hammer.
• Ganondorf's Gerudo Dragon.
• Squirtle's Side B.
• Watching Leffen get 4 stocked.
• Deep Kong.
• Pressing 1 because you feel bad for Hungrybox.
• Hungrybox.
• Chillindude829.
• ****ing up the Rest punish.
• Sheik's ****ing chaingrab on like half the cast.
• Pokéfloats.
• Leffen's ego.
• Leffen's hair.
• Wife's butthole clenching while watching Samus dittos.
• Wobbling.
• Casuals thinking Pikachu's Down B is a good move.
• Energems.

 

[Swithe]

if we're counting non-game stuff relating to smash,

White card: BIG GAY DANCE

 

[Frotastic]

This is beautiful, keep it up!

 

[Spak]

Needs more nipple spiking, Borp tech skill, and Stitchfaces. Otherwise, it's shaping up well.

 

[Damonj17]

___ and Knuckles!
___ featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
___ featuring ___ from the Devil May Cry series!
___ featuring ___ from the ___ series!

 

[Samwisely]

If printed off, is this supposed to be used in-conjunction with the base CAH, or stand-alone?

 

[UltimaNylocke]

If printed off, is this supposed to be used in-conjunction with the base CAH, or stand-alone?

Either or, really. I like using them with the base sets too. "I'd really love a new stage based on Tentacle Porn"

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.1

New Black Cards:
Thanks to our new sponsor, the winner from this year's Apex Melee Bracket will receive a year's supply of ________!
I can't believe the PMDT actually nerfed ________!
_________ would be so much better with commentary from Prog and D1
_________ has been banned from APEX due to complications with __________.

New White Cards:
Pikachu
Sakurai's Cat
Pressing 1 because you feel bad for Hungrybox
Hungrybox
the 9 hammer, crusher of hopes and dreams
Leffen's ego
f*cking up the rest punish, ON PURPOSE
Ganondorf's Gerudo Dragon
Wobbling, the only thing that makes Ice Climbers good.
MY BODY IS READY
Fortune
nipple spiking
Borp tech skill
evidence.zip

Enjoy y'all and thanks for the many suggestions!

 

[Osennecho]

ChuDat Chronicles

Honorable Mention: Alan Story Time or Story Time with Alan

^^^^So godlike they deserve to be both Black and White cards

 

[HFlash]

For Fun. For Glory. For . Captain Falcon's overwhelming nipples LOL OMG

 

[AirFair]

But we need a card for them Tippers tho

 

[Célja]

My sides are getting 4 stocked right now. I would love to play this with a group of my Smash friends since most of them already enjoy CAH.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

My sides are getting 4 stocked right now. I would love to play this with a group of my Smash friends since most of them already enjoy CAH.

This is why I originally made the pack, I made it for my bros who enjoy both CAH and Smash. I also did the same for Yugioh/DevPro.

 

[TheArabSamurai]

This is hilarious, I love it. 10/10.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.1.2 - I Can't Believe I Forgot A "Hax" Card
Just a small update this time around, a couple ideas I thought of.

White Cards:
Kage the Warrior, the most badass Smasher ever
Jigglypuff
the obscene patience one would need to watch an entire samus ditto
Ridley
Hax
just the tipper

Black Cards:
To be fair, _ would be incredible if it weren't for everybody playing _.

Removed:
Fortune

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.2
I realized that all these updates are probably gonna be small....

White Cards:
Armada's entire carton of Orange Juice
Pichu Only. Hanenbow. No Items Except Deku Nut.

Black Cards:
Grand Finals: _ vs _. HYPE!!!1!!11!!111

Removed White:
Ganondorf's Gerudo Dragon
people who took the time and effort to be good at Brawl
nerf knight

 

[Narpas_sword]

Black Card idea:

____ Johns.

as in

MechaHitler Johns.
Oedipus Complex Johns.
etc

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.2.5
Added Black Card: "I used hacks to moveset swap _ and _ in Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
Removed White Card: "Leffen's Ego"

Edit: Made a mistake, fixed it.

 

[jdmcwombat]

____ johns are still johns.

 

[jdmcwombat]

TFW your idea is added, then removed. :/

 

[UltimaNylocke]

TFW your idea is added, then removed. :/

Some are still there (especially some of your black ones, thx for those!), I just took out some that weren't playtesting well and just seem like filler.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.3
-In Honor Of Paragon-

Added White:
Plup
Armada's 20XX Style 420 Blaze It No Scope Mango Fox

Added Black:
At Paragon 2015, Armada surprised everybody by bringing out _.

Removed Black:
I used hacks to moveset swap _ and _ in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
A shocking revelation! _ just won APEX!

Removed White:
the almighty Fan
Sakurai's cat
MY BODY IS READY

Changed White:
Wobbling, the only thing that made Ice Climbers good ==> Wobbling
18 ****ing Mario characters ==> 12 ****ing Mario characters
the string of profanity that spews forth when you die to the stage ==> the string of profanity that spews forth when you die because of the stage


Update 1.3.0.5
New Black Card: "Alex Strife likes chicks with _"

 

[ImReallyFeelingIt]

Have some ideas:

General White Cards:

Walk-Offs
Getting B-Thrown off stage on Walk-Offs
(Captain Falcon's) Knee
3 characters with the same Final Smash.
Amiibo(s)
Air Dodging
Spotdodging
Super Armor
Dying on a moving platform.
Luma
Fox's voice


Mario related White Cards:
Fireballs.
Mario's Meteor Smash
Mario's Up Taunt that no one uses because it takes too long.
D-Throw to Up-Tilt combo

Pit related White Cards:
Pit's f**king arrows
Pit annoyingly saying "VICTORY!" as he wins.

Sonic related white cards:
Spin dashing more than 2.5/3 of a match
Spin Dash to U-Air combo
SONIC SPEED
COME ON (STEP IT UP)
YOU'RE TOO SLOW

Peach related white cards:
Peach grabbing a bom-omb instead of a vegetable.
Peach Blossom (that's her final smash btw)

Mega Man:
Mega Man fans
Mega Man insultingly using his neutral attack as he walks up to you.
MEGAAA MAAAN, SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!!

Snake:
Out of placed characters
Using Snake's taunt to hit people
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAKE!!!
Gently laying people down after grabbing them.

Little Mac:

Hated characters... Like Little Mac.
SDing more than 1 time a match.
LET THEM HAVE IT, MAC!
SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT, MAC BABY!
(insert another one of Doc. Louis' quotes I forgot)

Edit: Also, another white card: DEEESTRUCTION!

 

[UltimaNylocke]

@ ImReallyFeelingIt A lot of these suggestions just seem like filler and/or situational cards imo, and I imagine they wouldn't play very well. But I think I can put some of these cards to use, and I do see awesome ideas here.

New update coming soon, and it will make the pack have more than 100 white cards o.O (never thought I'd get here ;u; ).

Edit: Also... we need more black cards rather than white cards, so if you could think of some of those...

 

[Samwisely]

How soon? Because I was planning on finally printing these off today.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

I don't know how soon "soon" will be. I just need to finish a couple things.
Sorry.....

 

[Samwisely]

I don't know how soon "soon" will be. I just need to finish a couple things.
Sorry.....

No problem. I printed it anyways, turns out it's super cheapcheap at my local print shop. I can just reprint new ones I like!

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Really the only thing keeping me from releasing Update 1.4 is the lack of black cards. I feel like I need more, for whatever reason. If I can just get a couple more, I think I'd be ready to release it.

A problem is that I'm kinda picky

 

[Mic_128]

"_______? I'm really feelin' it!"

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.4 = WE ESPORTS NOW

Removed White:
Pichu Only. Hanenbow. No Items Except Deku Nut.

Removed Black:
I'd rather play _ than Smash Tour
You'll feel the bitterness of defeat... when _... gets the... _...

Added Black:
The members of Smashboards have spoken, they want _ to be legalized in tournaments!
_. WE ESPORTS NOW.
New video by GRSmash. Top Ten _(s) In Super Smash Bros.
_ is a clone of _, everybody's just not noticing it.

Added White:
Pokefloats
Marth
Meta Knight
noticing weird white stains on a used Rosalina amiibo
Mortality | Axe
Sonic spin dashing for more than 3/4 of a match
MEGAAA MAAAN, SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!!
The Knee Of Justice
gently laying people down after grabbing them
Sheik's ****ing chain grab on like half the cast
HOO. HAH.

https://twitter.com/UltimaNylocke

Update 1.4.0.5
Added White: LGBT Smashers

 

[SagaciousCejai]

Here's a few for ya:
White:
- An Amiibo almost winning a Tournament
- A thousand dollar moneymatch
- Reggie Fils-Aimé
- Snake
- The Smash Bros Documentary
- Gordos
- Ganondorf
- The Gregorian Ganontaunt
Black:
- This Art Tuesday shows off PM's new ___ costume based around ___
- ___ OP plz nerf
- I heard you could unlock ___ in Melee by ___

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.4.5: Apex 2015: Chaos Edition

New White Cards:
Apex 2015: Chaos Edition
McleodGaming having the most success streaming at first day of Apex
Super Smash Flash 2
PewPewU
PPMD
Dabuz
Young Link
bad commentators calling Randall "The Cloud"
Fuzzy's awesome Adventure Mode speedrun in the middle of Apex
A 1000$ Money Match
TafoStats
M2K and PPMD combining their Marth powers to take over the world
Using Snake's box taunt to hit people
Reggie Fils-Aimé

New Black Cards:
Apex 2015 had to be delayed for a day because (the) _ collapsed.
This Art Tuesday shows off PM's new costume for _ based off of _.

Changed White:
Kage the Warrior, the most badass Smasher ever >> Kage the Warrior, the most badass Smasher

https://twitter.com/UltimaNylocke

 

[Elisay]

White
-The HOO-HAH
-Chillindude's diss track

All I can think of at the moment.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Wow, I'm already working on the next update.....
I plan for this update to be the last big update until EVO, so if you have any ideas, share them before April.

Edit: Pushed the update, don't think I'mma be making another update for a while unless it is really needed.

 

[UltimaNylocke]

Update 1.5 - Change of Plans
There's just one card I absolutely HAD to share right away...

Added White Cards:
Robin
Bowser
r/smashbros34
Fountain of Dreams
Sakurai's Cat
No Johns

Changed White Cards:
-the vile and sinister reason Sakurai probably has for re-adding Dr. Mario to Smash 4 >>
the vile and sinister reason Sakurai probably has for adding Dr. Mario to Smash 4
-moron hipsters who think (non-P:M) WarioWare Inc. is a good stage when WE ALL KNOW it
isn't >> moron hipsters who think (non-P:M) WarioWare Inc. is a good stage when WE ALL
KNOW IT ISN'T.

Removed White Cards:
Robin's Arcfire
McleodGaming having the most success streaming at first day of Apex
Using Snake's box taunt to hit people
Plup

Added Black Cards:
_ is the proof that Melee will never die.
So _ just 4 stocked Leffen...

Edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAND Rayman is confirmed fake..... f*ck.