AtticusFinch
Smash Journeyman
Captain Falcon was bron in a log cabin he built...(Cough bump cough)
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wtf? Is that supposed to be a joke? Captain falcon doesn't have eyes. Only nipplesCaptain Falcon has two eyes!
lolhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=PywhvMSm9FQ
I saw someone said something about the falcon crunch cereal? Check this video out lol. My bro and I made this. I should have posted this on smashboards ages ago
What's that from? Kung pow?lol
Wise words from Captain Falcon "do not fight for i will kill you like a small dog, but instead be patient like a monkey in a pinata hoping the kids dont break it open"
ROFLMFAO!-Mr. T would pity the fool, and Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the guy for being a fool.
Captain Falcon would PUNCH and Knee them both, respectively, for their unjust treatment of fools. And then Falcon Kick the fool just so nobody could accuse him of playing favorites.
...Blood Falcon is a clone of Captain Falcon...
Scientists had once tried to clone Captain Falcon. The plan was to infuse an embryo with pure man until its growth and development was complete. After three hours, the embryo started to wilter under the awesome and imploded, sucking every piece of manliness that ever occupied the lab until it simply dissipated. The scientists had to donate the embryo to a hospital and walked away ashamed. Despite there being no sense of manliness at all, the embryo developed and became a healthy boy. It now goes under the alias Richard Simmons.
rofl nice oneyo mama's so fat they hired Chuck Norris to move her. That didn't work so they got Captain Falcon to do it. yo mama doesn't exist anymore. i am TRULY sorry.
Wait, so Ganondorf is Blood Falcon?...Blood Falcon is a clone of Captain Falcon...
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It would have been better if you said 3-Dmr. game&watch used to be fat until captain falcon falcon punched him