Sandy
Smash Champion
Night occurs when Captain Falcon paunches the sun unconscious.
When Captain Falcon was born, his entire family felt birth pains.
A Falcown Paunch will send you to 1970.
When Captain Falcon is in a bad mood, he forms a gravity well so strong not even light can escape.
Captain Falcon does not fall off the stage; the stage falls off Captain Falcon.
When Captain Falcon says for you to show him your moves, he's actually just being courteous, and cares not for any moves you may possess.
The main reason Captain Falcon has not been announced yet in Super Smash Bros. Brawl is that he is too busy impregnating the women and men staff of Nintendo.
Yes, Captain Falcon can even impregnate men.
Captain Falcon actually enjoys hugging people, which is why he shouts enthusiastically whenever he hugs some one. Unfortunately, the force of his awesomeness coming into contact with a mere mortal causes the mortal to burst into flames.
All of Captain Falcon's moves are Final Smashes; he only ever needs to use them them once.
After much debate, president Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than sending Captain Falcon. His reasoning: "its more humane".
Captain Falcon doesn't jump. He Falcon Kicks the earth out of his way.
Falcon once punched so quickly that he broke the speed of light which distorted space-time and created a warp, through which the raw power of the punch traveled. That was the eruption that destroyed Pompeii.
Captain Falcon consumed a Hot Pocket, and lived to tell about it...
Captain Falcon can believe it's not butter.
When Captain Falcon throws a bone into the air, it doesn't turn into just one space ship, but five spaceships plus a planet.
The sun doesn't rise for Captain Falcon to see daylight, it rises to see him Falcon Punch somebody.
Falcon Punches are the only true miracle of life.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl wasn't delayed, it was Falcon kicked into Mar. 9th so Captain Falcon has more man time.
No Nintendo game is delayed, just Falcon Punched backwards.
Those aren't credits that roll after you beat Super Smash Bros. That's a list of people Captain Falcon falcon punched in the face that day.
A Falcon Punch by any other name would destroy just as many planets.
Captain Falcon's writer alias is Shakespeare.
There are no disabled people, only people who have met Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is the reason Samus took her clothes off.
If Captain Falcon knew Splash, it would still be a 1-hit k.o.
men get sex changes just so they have a better chance at sleeping with Captain Falcon.
The only person Captain Falcon cannot Falcon Punch is Chuck Norris, and the only person Chuck Norris cannot roundhouse kick is Captain Falcon. This is because, of course, they are the same person.
Players in Smash get 1-hit KO'd by touching the Ultimate Chimera. The Ultimate Chimera gets 1-hit KO'd by touching Captain Falcon.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand are the spiritual manifestations of Captain Falcon's nipples.
Final Smash's were originally called "Falcon Balls" as they contained small amounts of Captain Falcon's power. Eventually this was changed when it was realized that no other character could handle that amount of awesome.
Jesus walked on water. Captain Falcon swims through land.
Final Destination is named as such merely because it was the last place Captain falcon went. When he leaves, it will be known as Former Destination.
Sonic travels at the speed of sound. Captain Falcon travels at the speed of awesome.
Captain Falcon has no final smash, as making contact with the Smash Ball obliterates any record of its existance.
It was originally the 1,000,000-Man Melee. However, it had to be scaled down when Captain Falcon annihilated nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred Wire Frames with a flick of his wrist.
Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris are not one in the same, for in fact Chuck Norris is one of Captain Falcon's offspring, the other one being Mr. T. He refers to them as Susan and Nancy respectively.
Captain Falcon has never actually Falcon Punched anyone. People simply explode out of fear after hearing the shout.
An object in motion will stay in motion, so long as Falcon allows it.
Captain Falcon's nipples are labeled Cf on the Periodic Table.
Captain Falcon enjoys using the Earth's core as a private sauna.
Captain Falcon can KO people on a fully enclosed stage.
Capt. Falcon made a giant stage with the Stage Maker. He called it "Earth".
Captain Falcon isn't addicted to cocaine, cocaine is addicted to his nipples.
Captain Falcon once beat some one to death using only a piece of wet tissue paper, for fun.
When Sakurai says that Giga Bowser doesn't flinch to any attack, he then talks about the matches that Captain Falcon isn't in.
Captain Falcon's left nipple is as hard as diamond, and his right one as hard as pearl. Mr. Satoshi stole these names for the new Pokémon games. This angered the Captain, and he traveled back in time to Falcon Punch his mother, causing her to give birth to an eccentric child.
Captain Falcon has his own movie, "1", featuring him fighting 300 Spartans. The film lasts 18 seconds.
Captain Falcon's nipples act as lightning rods. The energy is stored in his knee.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King, and get one. Captain Falcon once bought a triple-whopper and a microwave at Starbucks.
During a Falcon Punch, the potential energy between his fist and your face is infinity.
The only object more visible from space than the Great Wall of China is Captain Falcon's Nipples.
The sun never sets, Captain Falcon blinks.
When Captain Falcon punches someone, they don't die, its just as if they never existed in the first place.
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This thread started because Captain Falcon allowed it.
Captain Falcon hits a vehicle into a Transformer.
Anything you can do, Captain Falcon can do without limbs.
Captain Falcon does not breath.
The last person to have ever said anything bad about Captain Falcon never existed.
Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.
When Captain Falcon was born, his entire family felt birth pains.
A Falcown Paunch will send you to 1970.
When Captain Falcon is in a bad mood, he forms a gravity well so strong not even light can escape.
Captain Falcon does not fall off the stage; the stage falls off Captain Falcon.
When Captain Falcon says for you to show him your moves, he's actually just being courteous, and cares not for any moves you may possess.
The main reason Captain Falcon has not been announced yet in Super Smash Bros. Brawl is that he is too busy impregnating the women and men staff of Nintendo.
Yes, Captain Falcon can even impregnate men.
Captain Falcon actually enjoys hugging people, which is why he shouts enthusiastically whenever he hugs some one. Unfortunately, the force of his awesomeness coming into contact with a mere mortal causes the mortal to burst into flames.
All of Captain Falcon's moves are Final Smashes; he only ever needs to use them them once.
After much debate, president Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than sending Captain Falcon. His reasoning: "its more humane".
Captain Falcon doesn't jump. He Falcon Kicks the earth out of his way.
Falcon once punched so quickly that he broke the speed of light which distorted space-time and created a warp, through which the raw power of the punch traveled. That was the eruption that destroyed Pompeii.
Captain Falcon consumed a Hot Pocket, and lived to tell about it...
Captain Falcon can believe it's not butter.
When Captain Falcon throws a bone into the air, it doesn't turn into just one space ship, but five spaceships plus a planet.
The sun doesn't rise for Captain Falcon to see daylight, it rises to see him Falcon Punch somebody.
Falcon Punches are the only true miracle of life.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl wasn't delayed, it was Falcon kicked into Mar. 9th so Captain Falcon has more man time.
No Nintendo game is delayed, just Falcon Punched backwards.
Those aren't credits that roll after you beat Super Smash Bros. That's a list of people Captain Falcon falcon punched in the face that day.
A Falcon Punch by any other name would destroy just as many planets.
Captain Falcon's writer alias is Shakespeare.
There are no disabled people, only people who have met Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is the reason Samus took her clothes off.
If Captain Falcon knew Splash, it would still be a 1-hit k.o.
men get sex changes just so they have a better chance at sleeping with Captain Falcon.
The only person Captain Falcon cannot Falcon Punch is Chuck Norris, and the only person Chuck Norris cannot roundhouse kick is Captain Falcon. This is because, of course, they are the same person.
Players in Smash get 1-hit KO'd by touching the Ultimate Chimera. The Ultimate Chimera gets 1-hit KO'd by touching Captain Falcon.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand are the spiritual manifestations of Captain Falcon's nipples.
Final Smash's were originally called "Falcon Balls" as they contained small amounts of Captain Falcon's power. Eventually this was changed when it was realized that no other character could handle that amount of awesome.
Jesus walked on water. Captain Falcon swims through land.
Final Destination is named as such merely because it was the last place Captain falcon went. When he leaves, it will be known as Former Destination.
Sonic travels at the speed of sound. Captain Falcon travels at the speed of awesome.
Captain Falcon has no final smash, as making contact with the Smash Ball obliterates any record of its existance.
It was originally the 1,000,000-Man Melee. However, it had to be scaled down when Captain Falcon annihilated nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred Wire Frames with a flick of his wrist.
Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris are not one in the same, for in fact Chuck Norris is one of Captain Falcon's offspring, the other one being Mr. T. He refers to them as Susan and Nancy respectively.
Captain Falcon has never actually Falcon Punched anyone. People simply explode out of fear after hearing the shout.
An object in motion will stay in motion, so long as Falcon allows it.
Captain Falcon's nipples are labeled Cf on the Periodic Table.
Captain Falcon enjoys using the Earth's core as a private sauna.
Captain Falcon can KO people on a fully enclosed stage.
Capt. Falcon made a giant stage with the Stage Maker. He called it "Earth".
Captain Falcon isn't addicted to cocaine, cocaine is addicted to his nipples.
Captain Falcon once beat some one to death using only a piece of wet tissue paper, for fun.
When Sakurai says that Giga Bowser doesn't flinch to any attack, he then talks about the matches that Captain Falcon isn't in.
Captain Falcon's left nipple is as hard as diamond, and his right one as hard as pearl. Mr. Satoshi stole these names for the new Pokémon games. This angered the Captain, and he traveled back in time to Falcon Punch his mother, causing her to give birth to an eccentric child.
Captain Falcon has his own movie, "1", featuring him fighting 300 Spartans. The film lasts 18 seconds.
Captain Falcon's nipples act as lightning rods. The energy is stored in his knee.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King, and get one. Captain Falcon once bought a triple-whopper and a microwave at Starbucks.
During a Falcon Punch, the potential energy between his fist and your face is infinity.
The only object more visible from space than the Great Wall of China is Captain Falcon's Nipples.
The sun never sets, Captain Falcon blinks.
When Captain Falcon punches someone, they don't die, its just as if they never existed in the first place.
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This thread started because Captain Falcon allowed it.
Captain Falcon hits a vehicle into a Transformer.
Anything you can do, Captain Falcon can do without limbs.
Captain Falcon does not breath.
The last person to have ever said anything bad about Captain Falcon never existed.
Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.
