Captain Falcon Has Boobs.

[3transfat]

Video evidence.

Manliest man of Brawl?
No.

 

[Ayato]

Holy buckets of spam Batman!

 

[wazgood]

no. you're wrong.
those are just really big nipples.

 

[3transfat]

Falcon must be lactating then.

 

[Johnthegalactic]

I like your voice.......

J/K

 

[3transfat]

Ouch.
I think you're just upset 'cause the Captain has bigger boobs than Zamus.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

falcon got boobs to show you all that he is still more manlier than you and has boobs

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Those're not boobs. Dem be muscle, boy. Now THAT's manly!!!!

YEHS.

 

[:034:]

Falcon is just so manly, God gave him those boobs so that other men wouldn't be jealous and kill themselves.

 

[Edds]

manly muscle boobs.

 

[Sh1n0b1]

There is a difference between huge *** pecks and boobies.

 

[3transfat]

A giant pectoral would be squarer than round, my friend.

 

[BUNI]

those are sexy man pecs that i want to lick...i love muscles...

 

[epic of DE]

Its just concentrated awesome, duh...

did you know that the only time Falcon is mortal is when he does his Back-air? All his awesome goes into the one arm

 

[acv]

some people wont sleep for the rest of their lifes.....

 

[Looper]

pectorals are not square, they are circular

 

[Subach]

Falcon must be lactating then.

Fact: Chuck Norris was born when Captain Falcon's Nipples of Steel lactated.

He has never lactated again since,

 

[chrisb9393]

Lady Lumps fo sho

 

[Overswarm]

Not to be weird or anything.... but wouldn't this make him MORE perfect?


Also, pecs are round, not square. The "square" pectoral muscles are a new phenomenon and require strict training of the pectoral muscles using only certain movements so they get a more "square" shape.

 

[mugwhump]

Captain Douglas is the sexiest woman in brawl

 

[Psychoace]

If those are boobs then what the f is this david blaine?

 

[Airgemini]

That picture is disgusting @_@.

 

[Duchock]

That picture is disgusting @_@.

Speak for yourself :3

 

[Nurotasama]

I believe the correct term is moobs.

 

[Noodlehead]

i didnt think this thread would go this far

 

[bLeAkWuN]

wtf....captain falcon at the pool? nd why does this matter? hes just a buff *** dude in a costume...same goes for batman...

 

[Psychoace]

I believe the correct term is moobs.

Chesticles...

 

[Sh1n0b1]

@ Psychoace

That picture makes me feel like barfing.

 

[Blingmario]

Im just happy that you didnt laugh in that video "boob lololol!" x_x

 

[ShadowDigo]

That picture is disgusting @_@.

Totally agreed.

 

[JackieRabbit5]

"Show me ur BOOBS!"

sorry had to post that