Capcom VS All Stars Mafia - Miracles don't exist (Mafia wins)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Uncote Coricus"

....welp, I technically CAN edit because host, but I won't.
Come here Cori. Time to take your cote.

How kind of you to give her a home~

 

[AEMehr]

Ah! I just noticed the @ sorry The Stoopid Unikorn !

We can chat tonight.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ah! I just noticed the @ sorry The Stoopid Unikorn !

We can chat tonight.

 

[Deleted member]

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How kind of you to give her a home~

I'm kind of taking it :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm kind of taking it :V

Oh...

Then you're really mean, dood

Vote: Goldie

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

30 minutes left...

 

[Z25]

So I'm fine with not voting right?

That way everything stays balanced and we see for sure if Pokechu is the mayor?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So I'm fine with not voting right?

That way everything stays balanced and we see for sure if Pokechu is the mayor?

Exactly.

 

[praline]

So I'm fine with not voting right?

That way everything stays balanced and we see for sure if Pokechu is the mayor?

If they tie then vote White.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So... it's over now, right?

 

[Jojalole]

May 1, 11:05 PM
Capcom HeadQuarters
Courtroom​

Well… That sure was an interesting day…

Did I miss something?
​

Mr. Edgeworth, where the hell did you go?? I’ve been alone for a whole day!

I’ve been in the bathroom.​

A WHOLE DAY IN THE BATHROOM??

Nothing important. Not that anything important would happen while these guys were chatting.​

Well actually… The judge had to take your place… That guy that throws
kamehamehas got in trouble, and well…

When you look at it, gavels don’t seem to be so heavy, right?
I wonder how he did it…

Humph… Hope he finds the answer he was looking for in the other life.​

Enough chit-chat, show me the results of the votings.​

Right, here they are…

Huh… Interesting choice. Very well, he’s getting accused of cheater, give me 5 minutes and I’ll convict him.​

(5 MINUTES?! You’ve gotta be joking)

May 1, 11:05 PM
Capcom HeadQuarters
Courtroom
​

Yep, what an interesting fellow. He died with honor.​

HE’S ALREADY DEAD?

We’re professionals Mr. Justice. This has to be done fast.​

(I… Huh… I’m not prepared for this…)

Here’s the autopsy report, maybe the rest of your friends want to look at it.
​

(Oh hey, I got friends!)
Right, the autopsy report…

Spoiler: Swampasaur

Alignment: Town

You’re X, a maverick hunter. With your blaster, your job it's to clean the world from those mavericks. Let's see what you've got, superfighting robot.

+Every night you can link two users together. A skill used on one of them will also affect the other one.

+This link will be up during day time too. It will stop whenever that day ends.

+When someone targets you, you will absorb the ability that is used on you. You'll be able to perform that ability once.

-You can either use your linking ability or an ability that you have absorbed, but not both at the same time.

+You come up as clean during alignment checks.

So… I guess he stepped on some spikes or something?

Something like that, probably.​

Poor X… He wasn’t a cheater, yet he got punished…
I wonder if this guys have what it takes to realize who the cheaters are…

Yeah, they don’t pay me for worrying. I’m going to sleep, and you should too, Mr. Justice.​

(Guess Mr. Edgeworth is right… I have to trust these guys.
If I know something better than anyone, is that you can’t give up,
no matter how dire the circumstances are. Let’s hope for the best)

DAY 1 IS OVER. NIGHT 1 HAS BEGUN.

Swamp Sensei praline Wolfie557 The Stoopid Unikorn Natz~ vaanrose @Opossum @Shishœ @Pokechu Z25 Coricus RamOne Holder of the Heel AEMehr A Distant Demon CrusherMania1592

 

[praline]

Wait what the ****?

 

[Natz~]

ya they literally mentioned nothing of why the **** swamp had lover power....

whelp ****, i didn't know he was getting voted i thought you all dropped off him and voted up oppo or something?

 

[RamOne]

I thought there was supposed to be a tie? Did we miscount votes?

 

[praline]

Pokechu can’t be the mayor but someone who voted Swamp is.

 

[Natz~]

wait wat

sorry i only skimmed the previous pages, what the hells going on? :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait... how did... Does that... I'm speechless...

 

[Coricus]

I thought there was supposed to be a tie? Did we miscount votes?

That's what I'm wondering. I stayed out of it because I had no idea what was going on and figured the situation was delicate.

 

[Coricus]

DAY 1: LIVE BY THE CONFUSION, DIE BY THE CONFUSION

 

[A Distant Demon]

RIP X
RIP Swamp

You are now as alive as your franchise

 

[praline]

I regret changing my vote to Swampy.

But I also blame Uni.

 

[Natz~]

i tried to defend him, i didn't know people put their votes back on him >->>

and ya **** uni

 

[vaanrose]

He got X'd.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

And you people didn't believe me because....?

Yeah. Hmph.

 

[Z25]

What happened....

Swamp should be alive?

 

[praline]

And you people didn't believe me because....?

Yeah. Hmph.

I believed you. I thought it was gonna be a tie.

 

[Natz~]

And you people didn't believe me because....?

Yeah. Hmph.

i believed you, i never voted for you

 

[Holder of the Heel]

And you people didn't believe me because....?

Yeah. Hmph.

Sorry Swampy, I started all of this. A swing and a miss.

 

[CrusherMania1592]

This is the first thing I'm thinking of when there is a tie. And this is coming from a Survivor fan lol

*muching on food after seeing how much **** went down in the last 24 hours*

I might as well throw in one hint from my character as this character did appear in a crossover.

You don't understand women Uni. They never forget.

They also don't like mice, are adorned with expensive ivory.

Enjoy peanuts, have big round ears...

Wait, those are elephants. I'm thinking of elephants. Nevermind.

Holy **** I'm dead

 

[Natz~]

This is the first thing I'm thinking of when there is a tie. And this is coming from a Survivor fan lol

*muching on food after seeing how much **** went down in the last 24 hours*

I might as well throw in one hint from my character as this character did appear in a crossover.


Holy **** I'm dead

um theres no tie

swamps dead jim

 

[Wolfie557]

SMH voting for me when I was at work and unable to defend myself.

Even tho one of the very firsts posts in the day I gave a hint in reply to Swamp asking for info. Town would have regretted voting me so hard its unreal.

smh pressure votes.

And welp, tolda ya there would be more to the lover thing. He got absorb too.

 

[Deleted member]

Hey guys, I'm bac-- what the **** just happened?
I have mixed feelings due to what hapoened last game so I'll consider this result the universe balancing itself, like all things should be.

 

[redfeatherraven]

redfeatherraven
You're up.

I what?

 

[vaanrose]

He got X'd.

Wait, wait, I've got a better one. He was an X player, now he's an ex-player.

 

[Natz~]

Wait, wait, I've got a better one. He was an X player, now he's an ex-player.

that one was bad and you should feel bad

 

[CrusherMania1592]

I will never understand this place at this point

 

[Natz~]

22 pages of nonsense with only 1 day in game? prety much lol trust me this ****s new not the standard

 

[praline]

This one is definitely gonna surpass my mafia in pages.

 

[CrusherMania1592]

This one is definitely gonna surpass my mafia in pages.

But will it last by days?

 

[praline]

But will it last by days?

That remains to be seen.