Capcom VS All Stars Mafia - Miracles don't exist (Mafia wins)

[Coricus]

I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FRICKERS

THERE WAS A POINT WHERE THINGS SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO MAKE SENSE

AND WE HAVE PASSED IT

SO HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS STRIDER'S GONNA HAVE SOME FUN HERE

 

[Opossum]

But didn't Swamp say he got a Day message? And yet it's Pokechu who got roleblocked? Did Pokechu get one too and didn't say anything?

That depends. Pokechu, did you get one?

 

[vaanrose]

Day Roleblocker.

How does that kill Swamp? He can block votes?

 

[praline]

TELL ME WHO THE OTHER ONE IS AND I'LL PLANT THEM TO THE GROUND HONEY

There's work a differently to yours so I don't know if I should say

 

[praline]

How does that kill Swamp? He can block votes?

Someone blocked pokechu so Swamp died instead of White

 

[Opossum]

How does that kill Swamp? He can block votes?

I don't know the full extent. What I DO know is this:

- AEM can make a PM during the day, but the recipient is role blocked.
- He had another, undisclosed power.
- He spoke to Zeb and Uni, the former of which is dead.

 

[Coricus]

There's work a differently to yours so I don't know if I should say

WELL IF THEY'RE LEGIT I HOPE THEY'RE READY TO DO A DOUBLE KAMEHAMEHA BECAUSE WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS JOINT UP FAST

AND IF THEY AIN'T LEGIT I BETTER KNOW QUICK BECAUSE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE I GOT A BUTT TO KICK

 

[praline]

For now I trust the other desperado cause that would be a bad fake claim.

 

[Pokechu]

That depends. Pokechu, did you get one?

I didn't get a PM from AEM. :^(

 

[Coricus]

For now I trust the other desperado cause that would be a bad fake claim.

OH COME THE SAUCY CURSE WORD ON

Kill: WhiteEaglePL

ERRYBODY GET DOWN

 

[Deleted member]

White, I see you liking my post, you better have a good ass explanation.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I was never attacked during the night that's how I know.

I had assumed something was going to happen to me, I'm rather shocked.

 

[Wolfie557]

IF THIS WAS ME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WHITEEAGLE WASHING UP ON THE BEACH

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GONE AHEAD AND DONE IT

I LOSE AS A COWARD

SAY THE WORD FRICKERS I'LL TACKLE THEM DOWN HERE AND NOW

ALRIGHT I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH Y'ALL I'VE GOT A VIG SHOT

ONE

IT'S UNUSED

BUT THAT'S NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS THAT I'M THE DESPERADO

AND WE'VE LOST FOUR TOWNIES IN TWO PHASES

SO I'M REALLY IN THE MOOD TO POP SOMEONE'S HEAD IN
oYPREFERABLY NOT MINE

Can't stop you trying to kill me today with a desperate attempt. Tho really you should have tried last night....would have been faster XD.

As for how you have ONE vig. That is super duper important info. Also the fact that it's unused.

Hmmm who should I finnaly target...this day..

And that's not all. Apparently I can talk with a certain user in a PM today. Interesting. Could they be mafia?

Apollo Justice is a mastermind at rolemaking!!!

 

[Wolfie557]

White, I see you liking my post, you better have a good *** explanation.

for the deaths? nope. why would I know anything this whole night I just tried to set up something and then realised something about my role which made that impossible..

I liked cos I agreed with the flavour part of the message.

 

[Coricus]

Can't stop you trying to kill me today with a desperate attempt. Tho really you should have tried last night....would have been faster XD.

As for how you have ONE vig. That is super duper important info. Also the fact that it's unused.

Hmmm who should I finnaly target...this day..

And that's not all. Apparently I can talk with a certain user in a PM today. Interesting. Could they be mafia?

Apollo Justice is a mastermind at rolemaking!!!

JUST STOP BEING A DINGLEBERRY AND COUGH UP YOUR ROLE

EITHER YOU'RE MAFIA, SERIAL KILLER, OR REALLY FRICKIN' BAD AT THIS GAME

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Vote: praline

 

[Wolfie557]

wait hold on.

I'M BLOCKED?!

...

Vote:AMER

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I don't know what's gotten into Coricus...

But I think I kinda like it.

 

[praline]

Vote: praline

Are you high?

 

[Wolfie557]

JUST STOP BEING A DINGLEBERRY AND COUGH UP YOUR ROLE

EITHER YOU'RE MAFIA, SERIAL KILLER, OR REALLY FRICKIN' BAD AT THIS GAME

the last part

still need to catch up on the posts.

 

[Natz~]

I just came in while on break from work to see this whole place on fire what the hell?

 

[Deleted member]

"SHOOT THAT DAMN EAGLE DOWN"

for the deaths? nope. why would I know anything this whole night I just tried to set up something and then realised something about my role which made that impossible..

I liked cos I agreed with the flavour part of the message.

You know damn well what I mean, explain how the cards of your ability work and what "rewriting" it means.
Not like it matters since you're getting killed toDay regardless though.

Vote: praline

Uhm, why?

 

[Coricus]

wait hold on.

I'M BLOCKED?!

...

Vote:AMER

EVERYONE IS SCREWING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SHADY AS HELL

JUST BE HONEST ALREADY GEEZ

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Are you high?

What do you mean?

 

[Wolfie557]

lmao Zeb's PM was the smallest PM I had all night. I can litterally say everything that was said if they want

 

[praline]

What do you mean?

The **** you voting for me for?

 

[Coricus]

The **** you voting for me for?

That's one of several of my questions here.

And I'm salty you threw me under the bus anyway, so you know I hella want an answer.

 

[Opossum]

White, you're more of a headache than you're worth, Mr. "Everything Will Be Clear in Three Days."

When Coricus is done with you, know one will Hiryu.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

The **** you voting for me for?

Why wouldn't I? You say that like you've done something for me.

 

[praline]

That's one of several of my questions here.

And I'm salty you threw me under the bus anyway, so you know I hella want an answer.

When did I do that?

 

[Z25]

WHA.... URGH....

First it was MI.....

Now m.....e

I guess this was one case I couldn’t win despite my objections....

Goodbye.... Apollo..... I haven’t played your game or made it through any others, so I didn’t know you too well....

But it was an honor!

I wish you fellow all stars luc....

 

[praline]

Why wouldn't I? You say that like you've done something for me.

Oh **** off. I did what you wanted me to do and nothing happened. Don't put that on me

 

[Coricus]

When did I do that?

I'm a flooferballen of temper right now and apparently you trust mystery man over me.

FLOOFERBALLEN SEES DANGER IN ALL

 

[praline]

I'm a flooferballen of temper right now and apparently you trust mystery man over me.

FLOOFERBALLEN SEES DANGER IN ALL

It's not that I trust you more the roles just seem different enough that it could work. I'll say who it is when I get inmy house

 

[Wolfie557]

"SHOOT THAT DAMN EAGLE DOWN"

You know damn well what I mean, explain how the cards of your ability work and what "rewriting" it means.
Not like it matters since you're getting killed toDay regardless though.

Uhm, why?

rewriting? okay that part i hontesly have no idea.

Spoiler

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M DANTE!!! @The Stoopid Unikorn was the only one to guess who I am last night!!!

I personally believe my role is the best, because I'm Dante, but reading the dead certifactes it won't surprise me if im not anywhere near the top.

In the day (which i didnt even realise last day) I can people:

• A party!!! I can send someone this card, allowing this someone to block in the night.
• Also can give someone a protection card and a kill card.

I also know whether or not the card was succesful at the end of the night, and who it was used on.

Who has the pizza?

now then.

who was it that said anything about cards . I never mentioned at night to ANYONE about them technically being cards.

 

[praline]

I did Natz~ expect 2 desperadoes!

 

[Coricus]

It's not that I trust you more the roles just seem different enough that it could work. I'll say who it is when I get inmy house

Well I hope they're safe and not a liar. Especially since we need to cleanup NOW and I could use all the help I can get.

But for now, I'm back to trying to get Wolfie557 to say something non-stupid.

*BANGS FISTS ON COFFEE TABLE*

WHITE FESS UP! WHITE FESS UP! WHITE FESS UP! WHITE FESS UP!

 

[Coricus]

CORI GET NINJA'D! CORI GET NINJA'D! CORI GET NINJA'D

I'M BAD AT BEING A NINJA!

 

[praline]

Also @The Stoopid Unikorn what did you do last night

 

[Deleted member]

rewriting? okay that part i hontesly have no idea.

Spoiler

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M DANTE!!! @The Stoopid Unikorn was the only one to guess who I am last night!!!

I personally believe my role is the best, because I'm Dante, but reading the dead certifactes it won't surprise me if im not anywhere near the top.

In the day (which i didnt even realise last day) I can people:

• A party!!! I can send someone this card, allowing this someone to block in the night.
• Also can give someone a protection card and a kill card.

I also know whether or not the card was succesful at the end of the night, and who it was used on.

Who has the pizza?

now then.

who was it that said anything about cards . I never mentioned at night to ANYONE about them technically being cards.

Yeah, don't **** with me, that's bull**** and we both know it.

Vote: WhiteEaglePL

(Doing this because I'm not sure if Cori will go keep her Desperado shot on White)