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Birthday Dethday Thread.

Technodeath

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|THE OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY DETHDAY THREAD|

Just thought i'd create this thread for the purpose of the peeps of the Australian Smash Scene (hahahaha ***) to notify each other of their celebratory days of birth
Huge fan of Dethklok. sorry i had to do it :D

Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a ****ing gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of ****ing bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of ****ing nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die





Up and Coming birthdays:
Scabe - 8th April.
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Zero

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Happy birthday ^_^

My 18th birthday is on the 25th March, when Pokemon Heart Gold comes out. Oh what a glorious day!
 
Zero

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March is the best month of the year. Not too cold, not too hot and cool people are born in it :)

It also means our parents possibly believed in the magic power of the Summer Solstice in June. (ironic since it's Winter Solstice down here in June, but we don't have Christmas in June, do we?)

rambleeeeeeeeeee
 
MTGod

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Props for July birthdays, even if every birthday from now on for me is only a milestone for another year closer to the grave T.T

/earlymidlifecrisis
 
SummonerAU

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March is a **** month

February is where it's at, it's so good, people had to limit the amount of days in it.
 
MTGod

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ew february.. lets get it over and done with in less days. cant stand it.
december is the best month... not for birthdays tho unless u are jesus.
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Sucks for Santa though - what is it, like 24 hours straight with no overtime??? **** that, eh...
 
CaLibUr_1337

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xXArrowXx said:
he works one day a year :/ and gets free cookies and milk :/ not a bad deal imo
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Lol that's true. Pretty sure the elves should be raging at no days off ever and they probably don't get paid.

My birthday is december 28th. Yea 3 days after Christmas..... I get ignored in favor of days that I have to share with people lol. Nah I don't really give a ****.
 
kupo

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Feb birthdays are good during Chinese New Years :).

Least for me anyways.

Feb 13th. Baaad Luuuuck.
 
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Happy birthday rick never knew it was your birthday because i was banned and never checked here.

Happy birthday Andrew aswell.
 
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Happy Birthday Andrew. Metroid cookies look pretty win. This is also BlazBlue day for the region locked 360.
 
luke_atyeo

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happy birthday dude

should totally send you a striper dressed as samus lol, they'd sure give me some wierd looks if I asked for that.

also metroid cookies with massive amounts of sugar would be pro, they'd suck all the life force insuline out of you and you'd get diabetes and die lolol
 
luke_atyeo

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true, but that dying part from the cookies still applies, but rather from your eyes, exploding.

btw I managed to do that drift all the way home and timed the explosion perfectly ;)
 
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Oh yeah happy birthday Leisha =^3^=

Anyways smashers my birthday is 2 days away from Thriller. I hope someone remembers. :urg:
 
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I will wish you happy birthday at Thriller Scabe and if i lose to you it's because i didn't want to win to make you feel bad as it was your birthday 2 days before. ;)

What did you guys do / get for your birthday btw?
 
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