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B. A. C. O. N.

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Sariku

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"Final Smash should be abbreviated FS!"
"Nooo, cause it will get confused with Forward Smash!"
"How about TFS = The Final Smash?"
"Thats the gayest thing thing I ever heard! TFS, WTF?"
"SHUT UP! It's a great abbreviation!"
"Only a loser would think TFS is a good abbreviation for Final Smash, it should just be Final. Or Final Smash, don't be lazy."
"Your Mom wears Army Boots!!"
"Wha?"

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Yes, we all heard this argument before. What should Final Smash be abbreviated as. You guys are just too lazy to Type Final Smash, so you waste more time arguing over it. Well finally, one smart person came up with a solution. It was weird, yet simple, and creative. He called it:
B.A.C.O.N.
Brilliantly Awesome Combo Of Nuclearness. It takes a great person to come up with this, and we should follow his example.

So instead of fighting over what to call it, why not just call it B.A.C.O.N.? It settles so many problems. So now, us fellow B.A.C.O.N. worshipers can show our Sportsmanship, with a B.A.C.O.N. Signature.


There we have it. The first official B.A.C.O.N. signature. And you can have it in your signature too. Show your loving side! Support B.A.C.O.N. by putting this as your signature.

If you are one of the people who will, NOTE me, and I'll send you the link. New Sigs may be added. NOTE me for details.

B.A.C.O.N. For The Win!
 

Al Calnos

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....

"Mario's BACON is too cheap!"

"...and then wavedash behind your opponent and use Link's BACON.."

"What kind of BACON is that?!?"

"Dude, this BACON is bad@$$!"

Ah, the conversations that would result from this :laugh:
 

Scav

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You do realize that we're going to call it "Super," right? I'm shocked people are calling them Final Smash as much as they are. My money is on super.
 

Sariku

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You do realize that we're going to call it "Super," right? I'm shocked people are calling them Final Smash as much as they are. My money is on super.
Super just sounds like something of Dragon Ball Z, Super Sayian, Super Kamamaha, Super Big Bang Attack, must I continue? BACON is original. And great.

"Stop hitting me with bacon!"

Explaining the rules:
"Grab the smash orb to attack enemies with bacon."
BACON is what will rule the world someday. Support BACON with BACON SIGS.
 

Stuhddabahkz

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I find myself calling Final Smashes specials. Like, I have a friend who doesn't have internet, so the conversations are like:
"So, you got some news?"
"On what?"
"Smash..."
"Oh, yeah. It was Link's special."

And he knows what I mean. We tend to call specials just... B-moves. Lol. So yeah, I'm with Scav, super, or special... Bacon is just a failed attempt to be funny.
 

Sariku

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I find myself calling Final Smashes specials. Like, I have a friend who doesn't have internet, so the conversations are like:
"So, you got some news?"
"On what?"
"Oh, yeah. It was Link's special."

And he knows what I mean. We tend to call specials just... B-moves. Lol. So yeah, I'm with Scav, super, or special... Bacon is just a failed attempt to be funny.
No, BACON, is a way of life. It will change smash as we know it.
 

the grim lizard

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You do realize that we're going to call it "Super," right? I'm shocked people are calling them Final Smash as much as they are. My money is on super.
*hugs*

or better yet...FS...or better yet...just blow softly and people will know what you're talking about.
 

Smooth Criminal

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Only you would revive the acronym "BACON," Sariku.

While it is kinda catchy, I don't think it'll catch on with the rest of the Smash community. I think Scav's got a point.
 

Sariku

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*hugs*

or better yet...FS...or better yet...just blow softly and people will know what you're talking about.
Don't be hating BACON, Super and Special, its all been taken. Final Smash is what I will call it most of the time, but BACON has no love anymore. Its original. And thats all that matters.

Only you would revive the acronym "BACON," Sariku.

While it is kinda catchy, I don't think it'll catch on with the rest of the Smash community. I think Scav's got a point.
I have a challenge for you. Use BACON for the rest of the day. In place of Final Smash, Super, Special, whatever. Use BACON, see how fun it is.
 

WHO?AreYou

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oh boy... this has spiraled out of proportion.
If you keep beating the thing to death, then you will never spread the true word of BACON.
When talking about the Final Smash, just say BACON. You don't have to do out and actively recruit. Then it just gets annoying...

Just call it BACON and get on with the Brawl talk!
 

Sariku

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"Super" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B.A.C.O.N

I refuse to use yet another moronic internet term.
Super is taken. BACON is in.

I actually don't like using the same sig as someone else, I like to be unique. I have, however, edited my Sloganizer to fit the rise of BACON.
You are now a BACON Follower.

oh boy... this has spiraled out of proportion.
If you keep beating the thing to death, then you will never spread the true word of BACON.
When talking about the Final Smash, just say BACON. You don't have to do out and actively recruit. Then it just gets annoying...

Just call it BACON and get on with the Brawl talk!
This is for the people who don't know BACON, and for those who want it to live. Yes, meat the CREATOR of BACON, right here.
 

GaryCXJk

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I use BACON all the time. It's fun, and it's an alternative way to see Final Smashes. BACON has become fanon, just like Wiimote has.
 

Sariku

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Hey, lets keep language down some.

And why not use BACON, I'm glad some people actually use it. Its a good term. Its original, its fun to say.
 

_Phloat_

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Funny how the simplist things like terms can come to swearing wars...

I like the term, it is not that funny, but people will know what you are talking about, unless mr.GaW keeps his nuetrel *special*..
 

Sariku

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Funny how the simplist things like terms can come to swearing wars...

I like the term, it is not that funny, but people will know what you are talking about, unless mr.GaW keeps his nuetrel *special*..
Plus, what's "super"? Super refers to anything. Most fighting games have such strange analogies or terms which may sound "lame" but isn't. For example, Cheese KO is one of these terms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8phTEFKfcw

And we have 2 more BACON users. Woo.
 

Takalth

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BACON ftw.

Seriously, if people can throw a vulgar term like "sex kick" onto many characters' neutral-airs, we can put a clean and cool term onto final-smash.

Link slices bacon, mario flame broils it, Kirby boils it, and pika....well, I'll figure something out.
 

Sariku

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Go Takalth. Someone has spirit now! I mean why cant we use BACON? As he said, we use Sex Kick, whats wrong with bacon? BACONS SEXY!
 

WHO?AreYou

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BACON ftw.

Seriously, if people can throw a vulgar term like "sex kick" onto many characters' neutral-airs, we can put a clean and cool term onto final-smash.

Link slices bacon, mario flame broils it, Kirby boils it, and pika....well, I'll figure something out.
Link slices it, Mario BBQ's it, Kirby boils it, Pika fries it.
I win. :chuckle:

EDIT: Sariku, you've become a BACON cheerleader!
 

GaryCXJk

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Believe it or not, BACON has a more deeper meaning.

Everybody knows about BACON. Most people eat it, Muslims and Jews don't eat it. Vegetarians most definately don't eat it, but we all know BACON is made from meat. Everybody is made from meat, flesh. It's what bonds us. Flesh is what makes babies. Babies are the essense of life. And it's not just the essense of life, it's a way of life.

And that's why BACON is the way of life.
 

Sariku

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Believe it or not, BACON has a more deeper meaning.

Everybody knows about BACON. Most people eat it, Muslims and Jews don't eat it. Vegetarians most definately don't eat it, but we all know BACON is made from meat. Everybody is made from meat, flesh. It's what bonds us. Flesh is what makes babies. Babies are the essense of life. And it's not just the essense of life, it's a way of life.

And that's why BACON is the way of life.
....thats inspirational.... I wanna see a sig made out of that.
 

gnosis

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I won't use bacon because its extended form, and the comments about it, reminds me of behind the times internet humor, like maddox's manliness, pirates vs ninjas, and chuck norris ****. All the awesome-styled 'humor'.

And bleh to that.

Instead, I'll call it super, special, fs, final, etc. Probably final most of the time.
 
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