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AwesomeNESS : A Ness Main Interview - ViceGrip

Eagleye893

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Do you still play brawl+?

What led you to pick up Ness?

If Ness, Lucas, and Ninten got into a 3-way battle of epic proportions, who would come out on top? Spare no details, please.
only at smashfests..... not really into it..... its not my style.... B- is much better XP

CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. GOSH!!! But actually I picked him up in melee because I liked his playstyle and also EB was great to finally play.....

Ness...... he snaps all of lucas' twigs in half..... then proceeds to tie him up with yoyo strings and PSI Flash him till he feels extremely strange, cries uncontrollably, gets paralyzed, and eventually just gets KO'd instantly.....
Ninten...... they're basically twins (in essence), but ness just barely scrapes by.....



What are some of your favorite video games?

And the most important questions of all...

Toilet paper: Crumpled or folded? Over the roll or under the roll? Conservative or liberal quantities?
DMC!!!! MGS!!!! GoW!!!! KH!!!!! FF/Square games!!! steam games (TF2, HL(all), portal, CS)..... (smash has declined.... not really too high up in there...), LoZ, Mario, Advanced wars, FE, ......


ummmmmmmmm...... Don't really care..... but if i had to, more folded, over, and only slightly more liberal quantities....
 

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What do you think of Ness's tier placement?

If you have been to a tourney, what is your favorite match moment?
Overall at a tourney, what is your favorite moment?
 

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what Do You Think Of Ness's Tier Placement?
don't Care..... But At Least It's Better Than Low Tier......

If You Have Been To A Tourney, What Is Your Favorite Match Moment?
really I Haven't Had A Great Moment In A Tourney..... All Of Them I Absolutely Sucked In..... I Haven't Played In A Srs Tournament Since..... Late Last Year Where It Was Dumb And Randomly Switched To Single Elim.... But I Would Say That The Best Was Playing Genosamus (or At Least I Think It Was Him.....) And 2-0 Ing Him.... The Both Games I Did Extremely Well, Especially The Second With Epic Mindgames And Good Absorptions.....

Overall At A Tourney, What Is Your Favorite Moment?
ook Making The Most Epic Comeback For Our Team In B+ Crews...... One Stock Versus 4 Of Blind And Taking Him Out

Oooooooooooooook!!!!
what Is The Deal With The Cactus Avatar, You've Had It 4ever?
it's Cactuar!!!! Cactuar Is Awesome!!!! Its Actually One Of The Ones That Are "default" For Smashboards... I Like Ff And Haven't Really Found Another Avatar That I'd Like...
10gimme More Questions Plox!!!
 

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Lol, my best tournament moments also happen to be moments where ook just ooks people. XD

What is DMC?

If you are starting to hate smash, are you starting to hate the community, like me?... ;_;

I still don't know what an eagleye is besides that super advanced evil government computer in the movie. Since you said you made your name before the movie, what is an eagleye?

Do you think you could ever make an eagleye computer with your computer smarts?
 

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If you had to liken each of the smash characters to a chess piece, who would you choose and why?

If Cactuar became a playable character, would you dump Ness to main him?

Do you play wifi anymore?

What is your opinion on bologna?

When read from left to right, 893 looks like Mario's eyes and mustache. When read from right to left, 893 looks like Birdo. What would Optimus Prime say about this? (In your opinion, but in his own words.)
 

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What are your thoughts on this phenomenon of forumites putting jokes in the location field of their user profile?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

How do you feel about the bat's sound being changed from the PING to the CRACK?
 

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DEVIL MAY CRY!!! Have you not played those games yet?!?! TheY are well worth it...

Eagle, because eagles are cool... I dunno why. It sounded phonetically cool at the time, Eagle in advanced wars was too pro, and .... It's just a word I thought of other than those reasons. Eye because I felt that eagle alone was bland.... Combine the e in one and you get eagleye...

That type of computer would take much more than computer smarts... You'd need really good connections with everyone around the world, be able to put in place a system in all places around the world to properly track a ton of ****, AND create a program capable of super AI that reprograms itself as it moves along... Not only that, but have an extreme amount of security measures around it.... But then again, anyone working under the govt will have the ability to do that....


Pawn = mk, because there are so many of them, weak with little skill, but can become great with proper playing.
Knight = ness, because he isn't really that great overall, but if played into good places he can take out a lot of good pieces with little effort.... (bias)
bishop.... Don't care....
Rook.... Don't care.
Queen.... Don't care
king.... Ganon: little movement, not good at attacking outright because it kills him, but can easily be good if brought out or used to attack at the right times...

Cactuar? No.... I would second him for sure, but not main....
On the other hand if KAIN were to be a playable character in brawl, I would make him a co-main in an instant... Dragoons are BA!!!!

Not lately... I've had a bit of stuff to do... A LOT of stuff to do, actually...
Spring break (idk when....) I'll be able to go on....

Pretty good, but don't eat it often....

.... Ummm.... Uh.... "I see all!!!"

I dunno...
 

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Who is Kain besides the awesome Wolf player?

Also what is a Dragoon besides the Protoss unit in StarCraft (I assume this isn't what you mean...)?
 

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I say its awesome.... XD.....

10m/s

I say it doesn't matter.... it's slightly more satisfying to hit with the ping, but the crack of the bat is good enough.....


OK, dajayman, Kain is a character from FFIV. He's Cecil's best fwiend and at one point gets controlled by golbez.....

a dragoon, which is kain's class in that game, is a character in FF that wields a lance, has heavy armor, and can jump for it's attacks... the jump is basically a delayed attack that does approximately 2x damage in comparison to the regular attack command.... Dragoons in FFTA were awesome and are extremely broken (IMO) in FFT:WotL..... FFTA2 is similar to FFTA, but i haven't played that game in a while....
 

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So a dragoon is basically what Freya was in FFIX, correct?

Have you ever played FFIX and X? (The only two I've played and beat.)

Do you plan on getting and playing FFXIII?

Why do you like using so many acronyms? (I don't know what FFT:WotL, FFTA, and FFTA2 are...)
 

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Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions (PSP)
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA)
Final Fantasy Tactics A2 (A stands for Advance) (NDS)
 

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So a dragoon is basically what Freya was in FFIX, correct?

Have you ever played FFIX and X? (The only two I've played and beat.)

Do you plan on getting and playing FFXIII?

Why do you like using so many acronyms? (I don't know what FFT:WotL, FFTA, and FFTA2 are...)
basically yes.... but freya looks dumb

X, not IX

I really don't know.... nor do I care right now.....

Less to type....
 

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Freya was a rat chick. And Zidane was a monkey boy. :o

Why haven't you played IX?! It's so good and it's very underhyped. :/

What did you think of X? Pretty crazy, yeah?
 

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Same reason as 7,8, and 9: can get them easy and legally....

X was really fun with good music (as every other ff, but a couple steps further), and other great stuff.

I hear ffix is like tactics advance in that you learn moves by the weapon you have... That makes it that much better, because tactics is great...
 

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Yes, you learn moves/abilities by the type of weapon you have. For example Vivi (the coolest black mage evaaar!) would learn Thundara from equipping a Thunder Stage. Fira from eqipping a Flame Staff, and Blizarra from equipping a Ice Staff.

Why am I the only one asking you questions?

How long do you think Yink will have you up as the interviewee before she remember to change it?

What do you think of the hottest babe ever, Bridget?

 

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@dajay:

IDK.... everyone else must hate me.... :(

give it a month.....

.................. no bridget....... I'm sorry, but no....


@Sync: because he is......
 

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We don't hate you! :(

What is your favorite ice cream and why?

If you were Ness, what would you do every day?
 

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What is your favorite thing?

What is your favorite food?

What kind of TV do you use?

Boxers or briefs?

Do you pick your nose when nobody is looking? Be honest.
 

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I asked questions....
ino.... sowwy.... its just dajayman is asking a lot more than anyone else....


I might sig this, but my current sig is pretty good as well:





Which one should I use Cactuar?
the second one....


We don't hate you! :(

What is your favorite ice cream and why?

If you were Ness, what would you do every day?
moose tracks..... for the reese's.... SOOOOOO GOOD!!!

Do cool yoyo tricks.... and shoot pokey with a slingshot.... hang out with jeff and poo.... maybe bring paula along, but she's been acting weird lately... (hormones?)

What is your favorite thing?

What is your favorite food?

What kind of TV do you use?

Boxers or briefs?

Do you pick your nose when nobody is looking? Be honest.
thing? a bit general... lets say, computahs..... I <3 computahs

food.... if just the single favorite food that i like, im gonna say spaghetti and meatballs OR olive garden breadsticks.... if type of food, italian...

crappy old CRT for brawl and wii, good samsung plasma 50" for ps3 and movies...

to make this brief, boxers....

I do.... sometimes when others are looking.... but only when it's like something hanging from my nostril or something like that (not drippy snot)..... otherwise, I look for kleenex and get that snot out....






can i have a wall of text to answer?
 

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While I don't have a wall of text for you to answer, I have something possibly better. This is for your haters:



It's perfect because it's an eagle! XD
If your avatar wasn't already awesome (<3 Cactuar), I'd suggesting using this.



I do.... sometimes when others are looking.... but only when it's like something hanging from my nostril or something like that (not drippy snot)..... otherwise, I look for kleenex and get that snot out....
Ewwwwwwwww....
At least now you can say: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!" <3 Seinfeld.



Now a question:
Would you want a Cactuar as a pet if they existed irl?
 

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..... yes, but itd run away before i could train it properly..... :(
 

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favorite thing in life?
good question.... I'd say
1: Family and close friends
2: chess/video games/computer related things
3: things with good story and stuff behind them.....

one thing, i can't say....


Do you click Start or the "READY TO FIGHT" emblem on the character select screen?
start, rarely ready to fight button....
 

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There's a "READY TO FIGHT" emblem on the CSS?!
I never knew that, I always press start since I've been playing since 64 and Melee and you HAD to press start.

Smash64 asked favorite THING in life, not favorite thingS. XD

Will you teach me to PSI Magnet more? :)
 

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There's a "READY TO FIGHT" emblem on the CSS?!
I never knew that, I always press start since I've been playing since 64 and Melee and you HAD to press start.
I remember that being like one of the first things I took note of when I played Brawl for the first time. Then somehow I got into the habit of clicking the emblem even though I've also played since 64 and Melee came out.
 

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If you go to the next smashfest, ill dedicate a setup to me teaching you psimag....

Also, dajayman, if you have $200 that you can find somewhere, I could buy a "barebones" kit off of tiger direct for you and build it, then (if it works) use your old xp disc to install the os on the new computer. It'll be extremely difficult to fix your old computer without having you bring it to the next smashfest, and since you can't go to a smashfest or bring your computer, it's a bit difficult for me to help...

And @uffe, thanks!!!!
 

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:( thats not good.....

FIND A JOB!!!! (i know it's difficult, but if you do, then everything will be great and you'll live happily ever after... the end).
 

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It's just a suggestion, Dajayman, but maybe you can get some money off your parents by doing some odd jobs around the house. Like this one time when I was little, I really wanted some money for a video game, but my mom wouldn't just give me any money for free, so I asked her if I could earn some by doing stuff. I ended up cleaning the cabanet doors by taking them off their hinges and giving them a deep clean and shine. :laugh:
 
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