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Kitamerby

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kitamerby (10:26:15 PM): I just noticed your thingy in AIM
kitamerby (10:26:21 PM): You can see yourself with a man?
kitamerby (10:26:23 PM): ?
FlameWaveK (10:26:37 PM): maybe.
FlameWaveK (10:26:49 PM): its not outside the realm of possibilitiy
kitamerby (10:26:58 PM): " "To be perfectly frank, I don't think I would be shy at all if it wasn't for this goddam norm that says that only the man can make the first move with a woman in asking for dates. I mean if both sexes had equal responsibility for having to suffer the indignity of having to make the first move, I just know I would have been married fourteen or maybe fifteen years ago." (35-year old love-shy man.)"
kitamerby (10:27:05 PM): This guy is just a complainy whiner.
kitamerby (10:27:11 PM): <<
FlameWaveK (10:27:17 PM): lol
FlameWaveK (10:27:23 PM): I hate that too
FlameWaveK (10:27:33 PM): I'm too lazy to make the 1st move <.<
kitamerby (10:27:34 PM): Still, that's just an excuse.
kitamerby (10:27:37 PM): :\
kitamerby (10:27:54 PM): Can't blame the norm for that. Gotta take up the responsibility as a man. D:<
FlameWaveK (10:27:56 PM): which is why I like assertive girls.
FlameWaveK (10:28:03 PM): I'm not manly godamnit
kitamerby (10:28:07 PM): Why not?
kitamerby (10:28:11 PM): Gotta work on being manly.
FlameWaveK (10:28:16 PM): I like cooking and cleaning and staying in my room all day.
kitamerby (10:28:17 PM): I had to get over a fear of bugs.
kitamerby (10:28:23 PM): :<
kitamerby (10:28:28 PM): I like cooking too
FlameWaveK (10:28:29 PM): godamnit I'm practicially a teenage girl.
kitamerby (10:28:35 PM): Cleaning I hate with a passion, though.
FlameWaveK (10:28:36 PM): :\
FlameWaveK (10:28:46 PM): I love cleaning things just not my room.
FlameWaveK (10:28:54 PM): like I dust for hours
FlameWaveK (10:28:58 PM): just not my room
kitamerby (10:28:59 PM): I'm OCD only if it's already clean
FlameWaveK (10:29:01 PM): because I prefer it messy
FlameWaveK (10:29:06 PM): the act of cleaning is fun tho
kitamerby (10:29:11 PM): I won't let something become dirty if it's clean
kitamerby (10:29:17 PM): but if it's already dirty, meh, I can do it later.
kitamerby (10:30:28 PM): Honestly, after being forced to read an entire history book about women's suffrage, I find that male lesbian concept absolutely hilarious.
FlameWaveK (10:31:08 PM): in todays world the girl can be lazy bitch and still have a horde of virgin males to want her ;o
FlameWaveK (10:31:13 PM): pretty much.
kitamerby (10:31:26 PM): It's just men who want to be lazy and escape their duties.
FlameWaveK (10:31:36 PM): what duties
FlameWaveK (10:31:38 PM): :\
kitamerby (10:31:41 PM): Duties as a man.
kitamerby (10:31:45 PM): Man laws.
FlameWaveK (10:32:07 PM): there shouldn't be things like that, I am a person who values equality
kitamerby (10:32:20 PM): Equality is for *******.
FlameWaveK (10:32:29 PM): hey I'm a pussy.
kitamerby (10:32:36 PM): But you don't have one.
FlameWaveK (10:33:22 PM): Anyways.
kitamerby (10:33:31 PM): Instead you have the stronger physical build and are less in tune with your emotions to allow you to make hard decisions easier.
kitamerby (10:33:33 PM): D:<
FlameWaveK (10:33:39 PM): ...
kitamerby (10:33:41 PM): D:<
FlameWaveK (10:33:42 PM): stronger build?
kitamerby (10:33:44 PM): Yes.
FlameWaveK (10:33:46 PM): Dude I have fucking curves
FlameWaveK (10:33:50 PM): I should not be a guy.
kitamerby (10:33:52 PM): Eat more.
kitamerby (10:33:55 PM): Work out more.
FlameWaveK (10:33:57 PM): No.
kitamerby (10:34:02 PM): Then don't complain.
FlameWaveK (10:34:06 PM): My legs are kinda legit
FlameWaveK (10:34:10 PM): I run every day.
kitamerby (10:34:12 PM): If you're complaining, it's your own damn fault.
kitamerby (10:34:20 PM): Change it yourself. Get stronger. Be a man!
FlameWaveK (10:34:24 PM): if I was a chick it wouldn't be a problem
FlameWaveK (10:34:52 PM): but I don't want to be a testorine muscle-brained mass
FlameWaveK (10:34:55 PM): :<
kitamerby (10:35:15 PM): Testosterone.
kitamerby (10:35:24 PM): muscles for brains. It worked for Kenshiro.
kitamerby (10:35:28 PM): ATATATATATATATATATA
kitamerby (10:35:32 PM): WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FlameWaveK (10:35:39 PM): :\
FlameWaveK (10:35:45 PM): I think I'm getting trolled here
kitamerby (10:38:09 PM): You think so?
kitamerby (10:38:54 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKefj5qfAU&feature=related
FlameWaveK (10:39:12 PM): nah
kitamerby (10:39:27 PM): Kenshiro punches guys so hard they freaking explode.
FlameWaveK (10:39:42 PM): which isn't possible by physics.
FlameWaveK (10:39:44 PM): Cool?
FlameWaveK (10:39:47 PM): hell yes I agree
kitamerby (10:39:50 PM): Aim to be like Kenshiro.
FlameWaveK (10:39:53 PM): No.
kitamerby (10:39:57 PM): Actually they claim it's due to pressure points
FlameWaveK (10:40:01 PM): I just want to be a little girl :-(
FlameWaveK (10:40:06 PM): obv.
kitamerby (10:40:18 PM): When you're a real man
kitamerby (10:40:20 PM): you can be like kenshiro
kitamerby (10:40:21 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2pPrIxboI&feature=related
FlameWaveK (10:40:36 PM): but I don't want to be a real man.
kitamerby (10:40:45 PM): Everyone wants to be a real man.
kitamerby (10:40:49 PM): even the feminists.
FlameWaveK (10:40:59 PM): ok Im getting trolled.
kitamerby (10:41:06 PM): You think so?
FlameWaveK (10:41:12 PM): Perhaps.
kitamerby (10:41:30 PM): Well you'd be right! :D
FlameWaveK (10:41:48 PM): You mad gay nigga ;o
 

culexus・wau

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I'm Smelly
Kita is white said:
kitamerby (7:08:57 PM): Umby posted a picture from it as the chat picture in a skype chat and I'm wondering if it's worth watching
FlameWaveK (7:09:04 PM): ooh ooh
FlameWaveK (7:09:07 PM): whose in the chat
kitamerby (7:09:58 PM): NinjaLink, TKO, Malcolm, L_Cancel, Lyte, Azure-Kenny, Menace, Umby, Reset, Anther occasionally, and other black people.
kitamerby (7:10:11 PM): It's basically "NB+L~"
kitamerby (7:10:23 PM): ***** brawlers + L cancel
kitamerby (7:10:24 PM): <<
FlameWaveK (7:10:31 PM): then why are you in there.
Kita on youtube porn said:
kitamerby (6:00:37 PM): I clicked the first result for xexex on youtube
kitamerby (6:00:41 PM): and all of the related videos
kitamerby (6:00:43 PM): are tentacle porn
kitamerby (6:00:48 PM): lmaaaao
kitamerby (6:01:04 PM): "extreme demon **** hentai"
kitamerby (6:01:10 PM): "Sekirei 3 uncut"
kitamerby (6:01:15 PM): "Kokoro - Shower"
kitamerby (6:01:25 PM): "Hentai Blonde Gets her Chest"
Kita on Anime Pornography said:
kitamerby (7:14:20 PM): The problem with touhou porn is that when you draw them naked they don't really look all that different from other anime characters.
kitamerby (7:14:45 PM): That's really the problem with anime porn in general, funnily. I guess that's the importance of a unique face
kitamerby (7:15:49 PM): lol @ the idea of forcing them to wear a hat to know who you're screwing

Your move Kita.
 

Stealth Raptor

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dont you dare get me started on the male thing. men should NEVER have to make the first move. worst ****ing sexist bull**** that exists, right up there with men should just take it and they cant cry. **** all of that
 

Kitamerby

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Your move Kita.
The first quote never happened.

FlameWaveK (10:09:04 PM): ooh ooh
FlameWaveK (10:09:08 PM): whose in the chat
kitamerby (10:09:59 PM): NinjaLink, TKO, Malcolm, L_Cancel, Lyte, Azure-Kenny, Menace, Umby, Reset, Anther occasionally, and other black people.
kitamerby (10:10:12 PM): It's basically "NB+L~"
kitamerby (10:10:23 PM): nigga brawlers + L cancel
kitamerby (10:10:24 PM): <<
FlameWaveK (10:10:32 PM): then why are you in there.
kitamerby (10:10:52 PM): I talk, but I just don't participate in the wifi brawls due to living on the wrong coast.
kitamerby (10:10:53 PM): :<
kitamerby (10:11:04 PM): Also the people are cool


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_P0Q4ploQ


kitamerby (10:12:53 PM): The uploader's avatar is this.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/m_3f3b5032df7d403f897710ff2d575fee.jpg
kitamerby (10:13:09 PM): Isn't that momiji
FlameWaveK (10:13:30 PM): well
FlameWaveK (10:13:33 PM): theres a tengu hat
FlameWaveK (10:13:33 PM): so
kitamerby (10:14:20 PM): The problem with touhou porn is that when you draw them naked they don't really look all that different from other anime characters.
FlameWaveK (10:14:31 PM): yeah
FlameWaveK (10:14:41 PM): thats why you fuck them with their hats on
kitamerby (10:14:45 PM): That's really the problem with anime porn in general, funnily. I guess that's the importance of a unique face
kitamerby (10:15:49 PM): lol @ the idea of forcing them to wear a hat to know who you're screwing
FlameWaveK (10:16:00 PM): Well
FlameWaveK (10:16:06 PM): Alice has the hairband
kitamerby (10:16:15 PM): "Oh hey are you Samus or Winry Rockbell"
FlameWaveK (10:16:17 PM): Marisa has the side braid
FlameWaveK (10:16:46 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB4QeEzb1Tc
kitamerby (10:17:06 PM): Oh hey that picture has canada in the background, it must be Momiji.

kitamerby (8:40:21 PM): http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/f/fd/KoakumaIOTMIOTE.jpg
kitamerby (8:40:29 PM): Why is there a beach stand in a library
FlameWaveK (8:40:47 PM): its VOILE
FlameWaveK (8:40:51 PM): that is all
kitamerby (8:41:03 PM): Voile I don't think is supposed to be a name, lol
kitamerby (8:41:16 PM): Voile is a french term similar to "tadaaaaa"
FlameWaveK (8:41:33 PM): I think due to spacehax the libary is bigger then the actual mansion itself
kitamerby (8:41:42 PM): iirc ZUN said Sakuya did it
FlameWaveK (8:41:47 PM): yeah
FlameWaveK (8:41:48 PM): exactly
kitamerby (8:41:56 PM): due to really really bad grasp of space time physics
FlameWaveK (8:42:08 PM): Does this mean sakuya is a carpenter?
FlameWaveK (8:42:09 PM): hmmm
kitamerby (8:42:13 PM): Or that
FlameWaveK (8:42:18 PM): the things maids do these days.
kitamerby (8:42:19 PM): I would LOVE if that was the real reason
kitamerby (8:42:36 PM): The reason the mansion gets bigger is because sakuya builds more rooms in her spare time.
FlameWaveK (8:42:54 PM): not even the greatest carpenter can make the inside of a house bigger then the house actually is
FlameWaveK (8:43:00 PM): You need spacehax for that.
FlameWaveK (8:43:11 PM): Or digging underground
kitamerby (8:43:13 PM): or hammerspace
FlameWaveK (8:43:23 PM): but I don't think chirreiden would appreciate that
kitamerby (8:43:25 PM): like yanno the real reason she always has so many knives?
kitamerby (8:43:31 PM): Because she keeps going home to get more.
FlameWaveK (8:43:39 PM): no
FlameWaveK (8:43:45 PM): She picks up all the knives she throws
FlameWaveK (8:43:47 PM): its canon
kitamerby (8:43:51 PM): Still
FlameWaveK (8:44:04 PM): idk why her options are stars tho
kitamerby (8:44:05 PM): She can release like
FlameWaveK (8:44:07 PM): lol
kitamerby (8:44:09 PM): 50 knives at a time
kitamerby (8:44:16 PM): or 1000
FlameWaveK (8:44:26 PM): Thats the power of hammerspace
kitamerby (8:44:27 PM): I hiiiiiiiighly doubt she carries them all at once
FlameWaveK (8:44:31 PM): You can
kitamerby (8:44:35 PM): She goes home to put them away and get more
FlameWaveK (8:44:39 PM): by putting them all in pocketspace.
FlameWaveK (8:44:42 PM): obv
kitamerby (8:44:47 PM): I like my idea better

A FlameWaveK who is so desperate to save face he has to change the subject said:
FlameWaveK (11:03:46 PM):


http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=9731141&postcount=5328
FlameWaveK (11:03:50 PM): Your move.
FlameWaveK (11:04:57 PM): Also mine are formatted better.
FlameWaveK (11:04:59 PM): They look prettier <3
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FlameWaveK (11:06:01 PM): So
FlameWaveK (11:06:08 PM): When are you gonna give espy your sex.
FlameWaveK (11:06:18 PM): that you owe him.
FlameWaveK (11:15:20 PM): Does this silence mean you're not going to accept responsibility?
FlameWaveK (11:15:21 PM): Again?
kitamerby (11:17:04 PM): The day you take first at a tournament by beating DEHF.
FlameWaveK (11:17:52 PM): You promise?
kitamerby (11:18:14 PM): Hell no.
 

culexus・wau

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Stealth is legal for someone to give someone themselves sexually?

as a gift?

<3

EDIT: u mad kita?

just cutting off the irrelevant parts

Like writing a summary of a good story ;o
 

culexus・wau

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You're dense.

</3

I still love you though.

Kita on avoiding responsibilities and empty promises said:
FlameWaveK (8:06:00 PM): So
FlameWaveK (8:06:07 PM): When are you gonna give espy your sex.
FlameWaveK (8:06:18 PM): that you owe him.
FlameWaveK (8:15:19 PM): Does this silence mean you're not going to accept responsibility?
FlameWaveK (8:15:20 PM): Again?
kitamerby (8:17:03 PM): The day you take first at a tournament by beating DEHF.
FlameWaveK (8:17:51 PM): You promise?
kitamerby (8:18:13 PM): Hell no.
FlameWaveK (8:18:16 PM): if I beat Larry in GFs of a tounrament you'll finally pay your dues?
FlameWaveK (8:18:18 PM): gay
 

culexus・wau

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO **** YOUUUUUUUUUUU ODA </3333333333333333333333

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_____1st Ace in now WHITEBEARD :(. why did they have to dieeeeeeee



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Box Afro Smiley
 

culexus・wau

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Anyways.

Bets on Strawhats Vs Blackbeards?

Luffy vs. Blackbeard
Zoro vs. Shiryuu
Nami vs. Catarina?
Usopp vs. Van Auger
Sanji vs. Burgess
Chopper vs. Doc Q
Robin vs. Lafitte
Franky vs. Abalo
Brook vs. Basco

Thousand Sunny vs. San Juan


Captain vs. Captain
Swordsman vs. Swordsman
Woman vs. Woman
Sniper vs. Sniper
Fighter vs. Fighter
Doctor vs. Doctor
Mannered vs. Mannered
Cyborg vs. Cyborg?
Crazy vs. Crazy

Ship vs. "Ship"


Go.


My money is on Usopp doing some retardedly funny comedy bull**** VS Auger

and Thousand Sunny going Gundam mode.
 

Aurasmash14

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@ the guys who were complaining about where they lived.

I live next to a squatters area.

I got robbed every time i take public transport.

I've been threatened with a pistol and a knife.

a murderer once tried to break into my (now heavily guarded) compound to use the river behind my house as an escape route.

My pug was once stolen by squatters to be eaten. (then i got him back by sic-ing my doberman on them.)

get at me.
 

culexus・wau

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[collapse="Ok Espy"]

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Maybe as a conpromise between furs/non-furs (or at least the not furry tolerant)

or

lolis/non-lolis (or at least the not loli tolerant)

or

the anything sex related/not anything sex related (or at least the not anything sex related tolerant people)

any overly fur/loli/fetish-y image should be in collapse code.
 
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