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[Blooqkazoo]

Your mom

Why wasn't Ash Ketchum in brawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

He is, he just gave pikachu away, evolved bulbasaur, got some new threads, and had surgery to remove those lightning bolts on his cheeks.

Why is a rest?

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Elementary school

Why can't brawl suck so I can stop playing it?

 

[Phlemingo]

It has no mouth

Why does brawl have no mouth?

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Because it would eat Luigi's spaghetti if it did.

Why can't I eat a spaghetti instead of Luigi?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Sega restricst one plate of spaghetti per creeper.

Can BAAAAWing be used to effectively charge lazahs?

 

[Zeonix]

Cus brawl is for nintendo characters and not a bunch of random characters. And 4th party chars. are better.

Why is Pichu last on the tier list?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you didn't answer Tyfighter's question.

Why isn't Ken a playable character?

...Try posting a stupider question than that. Just try.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he's the only true Meta Knight counter. Seing as Sakurai didn't want to anything to counter MK, he was removed from the game. After the final product of Brawl was made, he realized that Meta Knight has a counter: Meta Knight.
He shortly shot himself and replaced him with an android prototype Nintendo has been working on for 3 years, but plans on telling the public 15 years from then, claiming that they just started the project...

Everyone wants to be a master? Everybody wants to show their skills? Everybody wants to get their faster?
Make the way to the top of the hill?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Pokemon Johtos!

Was that spelled right?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Father, I cannot tell a lie. That is correct.

Does the next person wish that the 1337 vending machine was corrupted by Dr. Phil?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

7|2(_)3.

Why are there no good 75x75 pictures of Melee screenshots to use for custom avis?

 

[FAILchion-]

Melee's greatness corrupts the screenshots.
y isnt mastur cheef in brawl???/

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because there would be too many ZSS sex jokes, more than there is now...

Why so serious, forum gamer?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because Jiggs is low tier.

Why doesn't Jigglypuff wear a headband?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Rambo killed too many Mewtwo fanboys.

Why was Sony secretly part of Brawl's production?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Cuz they don't want Nintendo/Halo fanboy wars.

Why is Sonic low tier after such fanboyism?

 

[Jonkku]

Because Sonic is Master Chief!! OMG SPILEROS

Why did I spell spoiler, spilero ?

 

[Bowser King]

Because you do .

WHzy Amz I da KiNg?

-Bowser King

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Because squids don't have huge wangs.

how do i shot web?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

To post it on the webcam.

Why MetaKnight should be banned?

 

[Neverender]

Why wasn't Ralph Nater in brawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because you didn't answer MaxfireXSA's question.

"Why Meta Knight should be banned?"

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Go to the social group about this issue and ask them.

Why wasn't BoBoBo in Brawl (or Melee and 64, for that matter)?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because his name was not payed in full, BoBoBoBoBoBoBo.

Why can't mechas be recognized as threats?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz hes not tht important to robo lovers..

why doesnt the announcer say random when you pick it?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because of a union mandate.

Why is the announcers' union on strike?

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Because the announcer was a total cheapskate, like Mr.Krabs.

Why didn't Marina Liteyears, Snover, Geno and Mega Man (Classic) get confirmed for Brawl?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz sakurai hates low tier characters (except geno)

falcon punch and warlock punch equals what?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

My username's number sideways.

If I had $10 trillion, and Captain Falcon was broke, does Captain Falcon have more money than me?

 

[Jonkku]

Yes.. He would squeeze money from his golden nipples of epicness.

Why does Wolf = B + Fsmash ?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

To summon a dark landmaster that was more different style than Fox's landmaster.

Why did everybody make font of Wario in Brawl?

 

[Iron Thorn]

There's a font made out of Wario in different poses? Hook me up with that!

How do I stop eating?

 

[Jim Morrison]

You don't

How do I shot web?

 

[Jason546]

By transforming into Spiderman.

What do you get when you cross a Falcon Punch with a Falco Punch?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

A drink named Event Match #43: Birds of Prey (Melee elists know this).

Why won't Nintendo add this track to SSB4's song list?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

It depends how would they do that.

How could you do a infinite combos in SSBB?

 

[Jboy313]

i dont think you can cuz they made the game more fair..

y is melee better then brawl.?

 

[Jonkku]

No.. Even if that wasn't a yes/no question.. Opinions are opinions.

What is the ending of the next SSB game's name?

 

[YamiJorie]

War

Why do we still have clones in the Smash series?