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[Boomerkawanger]

because its made out that stuff in glowsticks that can give u cancer

why is his head so big? WHHHYYY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG! -gir from invader zim-

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Because it is!

Why is rain wet?

 

[Falkick]

because when it rains, the sky is really going to the bathroom!
Why can't my sig be posted in this room?

 

[Boomerkawanger]

because....u smell

why isnt the revolution out? WHY!

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Because nintendo is stupid

Why is this my 500th post?

 

[3.14159]

Because one thousand years before nine-hundred years, 36525 days from now you posted a post here that happened to be one post after your 499th one.

Will you hold me?

 

[Falcomaster16]

Your mom.

Why is the world round?

 

[falcoX]

becuase colombus showed the world that he could change the face of the planet, thus useing his super powers he molded the planet from flat to round?

Wii ees ma speeling sos bod?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

What????? (jk) You obviously weren't taught much in school.

Are you a criminal?

 

[Eor]

There is reason to beleive the sheep was lying.

Why am I so comfortable with my sexuality that I can watch gay porn?

 

[falcoX]

because you like girls (?)

oooooga booga!!!

 

[Zook]

Mashla-blargah!!

Why does i hate zook dislike me?

 

[Falkick]

because stone cold commanded it!

Why cant i play with macthes under water! *lights fire under water* YES! I AM THE DEFIER OF PHYSICS!! RESPECT MAH AUTHORATAW!!!!!!

 

[falcoX]

Becuas eEric Cartman is the coolest fourth grader ever.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time your near?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Because birds are curious, but very stupid creatures.

Why can't I smash the stone?

 

[Link_in_park]

Because you're not using your head.

Is nothing sacred!?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Only of my beef whistle!

How many Bob Doles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Eor]

Hah, everyone knows Bob dole doesn't exist

What type of wheat thins am I eating?

 

[3.14159]

I would imagine thin ones made of wheat.

What do you call a wheat thin that is fat and multi-grain?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

A wheat barley and oat stocky!

Why can't I dive to the bottom of the ocean?

 

[Zook]

Because the Kraken would swallow you before you reached the bottom.

Who wrote the book of love?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Me and your mother, eh!

Why is it that there are so many people who like SUper Smash Bros. on these Super Smash Bros. Forums?

 

[Zook]

Because people like beating the **** out of Jiggs.

If potatoes have eyes yet can't see, why don't potato feilds have 'Warning: Blind Person' signs?

 

[Uncle Meat]

So that pedestrians will fall into their evil trap.

(This has probably been done)What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

 

[Zook]

I would pay the ice cream man 50 cents.

What makes a spammer?

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Someone who doesn't take lightly to us, yet doesn't like self.

If my house exploded and no one was around to hear it, would it make a crater?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Yes just no sound.

If I ate a platic bag, would I die?

 

[LegendOne]

Dolphin/Gamecube A: No, but you'll find a "bag of sh**" in your toilet.

My Q: How many lightbulbs are necessary to change an man?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

2, one in his brain and one in his heart.

How many people live in the world?

 

[LegendOne]

You mean people, right? So, there is not so many as we think... I, as example, am not people, I am insane. Crazy-dud choto klobs!

When Sponsor will make an joke?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Never it's a sponsor!

Will you help me kill Michael Jackson?

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

no way! i love the little micheal (<NOT SERIOUSLY!!!!!)

why do i love apple pie?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Because you were born that way.

Why is South Park so **** funny?

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

cause the creators of it installed hypnotic messages in it to make you think its funny so you'll keep watching it

why do i post in the forum games so much?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Because that's what a Forum specifically for Smash is for.

Why does Dolphin/Gamecube come here so much? Does he have a social life? Is he a robot? Who am I? Where am I? Wait a durn minute! Just what the hell is going on here?

 

[Stormlord]

He has no life, its his only way of pretending he has friends

why do we have a 10th planet named sedna?

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

because the scientists at NASA wanted to feel special, so they made up a planet

why am I so supersticious of the government?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Because politics is all about luck and hoping that you don't screw up.

Why are Uncle Meat and Stormlord n00bs?

 

[The_Next_Boss]

It's a cold, cold life we all live........

Would you consider me a n00b, and not just because under my name it says Smash n00b?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

No because you answer questions with intelligence and know how these threads work!

Why is pichu in SSBM?