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Ash, I'm sorry.... Squirtle has Rabies.

Grinch21X

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VENTING TIME!!

So almost a year and a half ago (wow, that long already? Doesn't feel like it.) I dated my first girlfriend. It was awesome, I'd always wanted one so much for so long. But that only lasted for about a week. We went out for 6 weeks. So here we go.

First off, she never actually talked to me alot. We would write notes back and forth and pass them off between classes. We did that pretty much all day every day. Everything was cool, at least until I actually got to know her. So much ****, where to begin?

Well worst and my most hated of all was the fact that she was obsessed (and still is) with her ex-girlfriend. Yes GIRLFRIEND. She was always talking about Alex this and Alex that. And how her life sucks since Alex isn't hers. That's not the half of it. She was a ****ing sex-machine. Everyone she went out with ****ed her, she even went for an STD test a few weeks after we started going out! (No i didnt screw her) I was a junior and she was a freshman, but she told me that she had even been PREGNANT before (that would be in middle school, folks)! But there was some bike accident and the baby went bye bye. I dunno if thats true, since here parents never knew she was even dating until she told them WE were dating, so i dunno what woulda happened to the dead baby (eeeewwwwww).

She was a ****in drunk, was hooked on all kindsa pills and drugs, and she cut herself so much you'd think she'd cut her hands off! AND she was bipolar, ugh... And here's the icing on the cake. Right after we broke up, she still passed notes here and there, she wrote to me saying that the overall reason she went out with me was to help get over Alex. So basically I was just a tool for her to use to get over her ex. And get this: SHE broke up with ME because I told her its ME or the drugs. But now I'm glad it's over, I NEVER want to be in a relationship like that again.
 

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Um, why would u go out with a high, drunk, lesbian in the first place? No offense, but rly, how the heck did u even start going out with her?
 

Grinch21X

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Um, why would u go out with a drunk, high, lesbian girl in the first place? No offense, but rly, how the heck did u even start dating her?
As i stated in the blog, I didnt know ANY of that about her until AFTER we started dating. And we met in a typing class. Ugh.. i Hated that class :dizzy:
 

Super_Sonic8677

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lol wow..that sucks dude. As soon ash she started complaining about Alex it should have been an indicator of what you were really there for.

And that's pretty ****ed up doing **** like that so young. I almost feel sorry for her actually.
 

Mr.Freeman

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If this girl is as crazy as you say, I'm sure you would've seen the signs even before you got to know her better.
 

Beren Zaiga

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Geeze. I sure don't want that to happen to me.

What a way to have your first experience with a girlfriend. Ouch!
 

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Sounds exactly like my first girlfriend. Minus the baby thing though.

>.> Word of advice: Don't go out with her again. You'll only find out later she's cheating on you with a girl.
 

Grinch21X

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Sounds exactly like my first girlfriend. Minus the baby thing though.

>.> Word of advice: Don't go out with her again. You'll only find out later she's cheating on you with a girl.
Ya i don't even live in the same state as her anymore, so that's never gonna happen even if I wanted to.
 

DTP

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Not gonna lie, but I lol'd decently hard.

She sounds like a ****ing wreck. Either you were oblivious or she hid it very well (somehow), or a bit of both those reasons.......


I wish you the best in your future relationships though. Hopefully you don't have to go through that again.
 

Grinch21X

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Not gonna lie, but I lol'd decently hard.

She sounds like a ****ing wreck. Either you were oblivious or she hid it very well (somehow), or a bit of both those reasons.......


I wish you the best in your future relationships though. Hopefully you don't have to go through that again.
Haha ya thnx. I really dont know either. I dont know why i didnt break up sooner.
 
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